User:Telme/Telme's Old Page

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None.png This user is a UserShipper.
475.png This user identifies as male.
468.png This user comes from the United States.
165.png This user is from the state of New York.
Spr 1b 006.png This user is a player of Pokémon Red Version.
001.png This user's starter Pokémon is Bulbasaur.
Spr 1b 009.png This user is a player of Pokémon Blue Version.
007.png This user's starter Pokémon is Squirtle.
Spr 1y 025.png This user is a player of Pokémon Yellow Version.
025.png …well, DUH!.
Spr 2s 249.png This user is a player of Pokémon Silver Version.
155.png This user's starter Pokémon is Cyndaquil.
Spr 3r 383.png This user is a player of Pokémon Ruby Version.
255.png This user's starter Pokémon is Torchic.
Spr 3r 382.png This user is a player of Pokémon Sapphire Version.
252.png This user's starter Pokémon is Treecko.
Spr 3f 006.png This user is a player of Pokémon FireRed Version.
I have it, just have motivated myself to play it yet.
Spr 3f 003.png This user is a player of Pokémon LeafGreen Version.
001.png This user's starter Pokémon is Bulbasaur.
Spr 3r 384.png This user is a player of Pokémon Emerald Version.
258.png This user's starter Pokémon is Mudkip.
Spr 4d 484.png This user is a player of Pokémon Pearl Version.
393.png This user's starter Pokémon is Piplup.

This user wants a copy of Pokémon Green Version .


This user wants a copy of Pokémon Gold Version .

…at least a new battery for the one I already have.

This user wants a copy of Pokémon Crystal Version .

Spr 4p 487O.png This user is a player of Pokémon Platinum Version.
Pokédex BW art.png This user strives to complete the Pokédex.
GoodBabyKangac.png This user thinks that a baby Kangaskhan would be awesome.
Missingno RB.png This user has lost a Pokémon game.
475.png This user is a Catholic.
Spr HGSS Erika.png This user is obsessed with Japan.
003.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Venusaur.
156.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Quilava.
259.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Marshtomp.
387.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Turtwig.
248.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Tyranitar.
462.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Magnezone.
151.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Mew.
226.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Mantine.
330.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Flygon.
258Mudkip.png This user lieks Mudkipz.
But I liek Marshtomps more (no, "liek" doesn't mean lick, it means like).
YouTube logo.png This user watches the Pokémon anime on YouTube.
059.png This user was born in the Year of the Dog.
PokéShipping EToP.png This user's favorite shipping is PokéShipping.
None.png This user's favorite shipping is LuckShipping.
None.png This user's favorite shipping is QuestShipping.
None.png This user's favorite shipping is LagomorphShipping.
HandymanShipping.png This user's favorite shipping is HandymanShipping.
Spr DP Young Couple.png This user is a shipper.
370.png This user is in love.
233.png This user spends too much time on the computer.
481.png This user is emotional.
480.png This user is a WikiGnome.
Veronica Taylor.jpg This user supports the old voice actors.
Sarah Natochenny.jpg This user supports the new voice actors.
EP038.png This user has watched Computer Soldier Porygon.
025Pikachu-Original.png This user likes the original series of the Pokémon anime.
025Pikachu-Hoenn.png This user likes Pokémon the Series: Ruby and Sapphire of the Pokémon anime.
025Pikachu-Sinnoh.png This user likes Pokémon the Series: Diamond and Pearl of the Pokémon anime.
115.png This user contributes using Safari.
104.png This user is a loner.
Kinda. I will socialize with others, when I feel like it.
105.png This user is only skin and bones.
150.png This user likes to experiment with templates.

This is MADNESS!

295.png THIS IS SPARTA!!!
164.png O RLY?
150.png All your base are belong to us!
What you say!!!
Magmar Falcon Punch.png FALCON PUNCH!!!
YES! Show me ya moves!
Dialga Roar of Time.png This user can Shoop da Whoop.
On the side, there is a demonstration.
241.png Got Milk?
Rick Astley.png This user got RickRolled.
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This user used to have one of these, till the user met one of these.
Trainer Stole My Bike (and his Pikachu destroyed it)!
Pullmyfinger.png Pull my finger!
Telme used Poison Gas!
Ash hat OS.png This user had to send in about a million postcards to win that hat.
Wait a minute… A MILLION POST CARDS? That must mean, IT'S OVER 9000!
Spr 4p 479L.png THIS USER HAS FURY.
TransparentDonuts.png These donuts are great. Jelly-filled are my favorite. Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut.
Those aren't donuts, they're popcorn balls, I mean sandwiches, I mean Onigiri/Rice Balls!
119Seaking.png F*** YEAH SEAKING!
399.png This user thinks that Bidoof is the strongest Pokémon of all.
Not really, but jokingly.
025Pikachu.png This user supports the idea that XxXcharmanderXxX came up with.
None.png I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too..
476 s.png It's a me! Mario!.
None.png Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes....
215.png I AM SNEASEL!.
277.png Hey Einstein! I'm on your side!.
023.png That's it. I've had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!.
186.png Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!.
098.png This user thinks Krabby is full of win!.
386.png Harder.
386.png Better.
386.png Faster.
386.png Stronger.
Spr 1b 053.png I can has Cheezbuger?.
Spr E Tucker.png It's okay to be gay!.
None.png Let's rejoice with the boys!.
None.png In the gay way!.
Spr DP Collector.png This user has too many usertags.

And proud of it!

My History on Pokémon

Chapter One: And So It Begins…

For as long as I could remember, Pokémon was around. My sister had a copy of Pokémon Red Version, which was (I think) how I was introduced to the fad. I even remember part of the team. I remember she started with a Venusaur (because they're awsome) and a Kangaskhan (because it was burned or poisoned, strange what things stand out in your mind).

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Chapter Two: My First Official Pokémon Game! Pokémon Silver Version!

The day is December 25, 2000, Christmas Morning, and I was fired up (I and I didn't have a single drop of Gay Fuel in me). I was hoping for a copy of Pokémon Blue version, because the Blastoise on the cover looked awesome and it was the counterpart to my sister's Red Version. I got a blue GameBoy Color, and a Pokémon game. Much to my dismay at the time, it wasn't Blue Version. However, I would eventually be thankful for that gift from my grandmother for it was (drum roll please)… POKÉMON SILVER! I don't remember much about my first save file aside from starting with Totodile and finding getting through the Ice Cave was a pain in the ass.

Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire Versions! My first Pokémon Games in 3 Years!

Three years passed, I skipped Pokémon Crystal (now I regret it), life went on. Then, one day, my grandmother picked me up from school. She had with her a copy of both Pokémon Ruby AND Sapphire! I split it with my brother (even though he wasn't such a Pokémon fan). I lost my Sapphire version at a hotel… So my mom got me a new one. I also played with my brother's game. In fact, I still have that save file on my game still today! On both games! However, I was a bit disappointed in these games. The Pokémon were limited, there was no connection with the old games, the music got a bit annoying after a while, it just wasn't the same as Silver. However, it would make up for this…

More Coming Soon…

NEXT TIME: Pokémon Emerald! Correcting an Early Mistake!

Because Someone Had To…



I'm ridin' spinnaz (they don't stop).


This clearly doesn't look like anything suggestive

My Opinion on Popular Pokémon Topics

I just thought I should get my thoughts out to everyone.

4Kids and PUSA

Personally, I think the 4Kids voice overs are actually not that bad, not even the Sonic X voices (I'm screwed). I was a bit upset about the voice change at first (like, who wasn't?) but it got better, and I realized Ash's balls needed to drop sooner or later (and that Natochenny grew up with the franchise, and is pretty damn hot).


…If this doesn't happen before the end of Generation IV, I will shank Satoshi Tajiri.


My favorite ships are PokéShipping, LuckShipping, and QuestShipping. I love PokéShipping because it's so inevitable that I'm surprised that there are others supporting other ships involving Ash or Misty (oops, I'm sorry). However, if I were new to the anime and Misty never joined Ash's traveling group, I would probably be an AbilityShipper. I love LuckShipping because Brock and Lucy are the only legible couple. They're both in-game characters, they are around the same age (don't be fooled by Lucy's ridiculous height, I'm also tall for my age), Lucy is one of the few girls to show affection for Brock in return, and Brock hasn't even shown as much affection to any other girl (he wants her to join the traveling group, how extreme can you get?). I like QuestShipping and LagmorphShipping for the same reason as PokéShipping. As for HandymanShipping, I just feel Tracey needs a girl, just not Misty (sorry again).

Anime Team Predictions

See Here.

Anime Pokémon Genders

See Here.

Generation I Sprites

See Here

My Relations with Other Users

  • User:MAGNEDETH-This guy is the coolest. I'm working on a Pokémon spin-off aimed at an audience ages 13-30 to Satoshi Tajiri, and the main character's personality is somewhat shaped by this user (mostly in how he thinks about Pokémon).
  • User:DCM-This user is a pimp. Not much else to say. He also had great user tags, which is what motivated me to make my user tags.
  • User:Kenji-girl-A sweet girl. If I knew her personally and if she were around my age, she would be the girl I'd have the hots for. A red-head with glasses who loves Pokémon. I used to be a little dramatic about her barely noticing me, but I'm feeling better about it.
  • User:Tavisource-A subject of UserShipping involving him and User:BlueJirachi. He told me he doesn't, and I'll respect him for that, but then again, Ash and Misty denied a romantic relationship involving themselves.
  • User:Kogoro-…Wow. DCM was right. She is pretty hot.

I'll do more, especially if you ask me to.

My Dream Teams


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