User:Telme/Telme's thoughts on the Generation I Sprites

Well, the Magnemite Pimp of a User and another user have done this, so I feel motivated to do it. This may get picture heavy at some point, so for those with slow computers, watch out!

More coming soon…

Pokémon	Green	Red/Blue	Yellow	Back	What I think…
Bulbasaur					Green has fangs and R/B is flying, but it's all cool.
Ivysaur					I think that Green is about to suffer death by enormous f'n flower. As for R/B it se-MOTHER OF ARCEUS! It's a sign of advancements in Ivysaur development! It can stand on it's own hind legs!
Venusaur					Okay, it's official, Venusuar has been crushed by the flower that was starting to crush him as an Ivysaur. BTW, is it just me, or does the "flower" in Venusaur's backsprite sorta look like a guy with crazy hair wit a leaf in his mouth?
Charmander					It's all good, even if the backsprite has spikes running down the spine.
Charmeleon					Not much to say, aside from THE YELLOW SPRITE IS FRIGGIN' AWSOME! Also, his trademark horn in the backsprite is a different color.
Charizard					*singing to himself about the Green sprite*…Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea…
Squirtle					R/B looks cute. Backsprite sorta looks like a balding old man
Wartortle					Love Yellow, don't see why G/R/B is fat…
Blastoise					…Now that's fat. I'm of course referring to the R/B sprite. Aside from that, the others look cool.
Caterpie					Is it just me, or does the Gold sprite (not shown) look like the R/B sprite? Still, just fine.
Metapod					Green looks stoned and R/B has a hook. And, of course, the backsprite sucks hard. Heh heh, hard. Heh heh, use Harden, heh heh.
Butterfree					Green looks kinda creepy. Yellow looks pretty.
Weedle					Green has a snout, R/B has no legs, and Yellow has a mouth. Not bad.
Kakuna					I think the arms are supposed to be a signification for the spears it grows as a Beedrill. Still, I'm just not digging these sprites
Beedrill					R/B looks like a queen bee, but that's not an insult.
Pidgey					Look at those bug eyes in R/B… Aren't they cute? Uh, no. Not really.
Pidgeotto					Pidgeotto was overweight the first few games, but got upset and dropped some pounds for Yellow.
Pidgeot					R/B looks pretty and Yellow looks nice and strong.