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'''You Just Can't Win''' is a musical number from the American musical [[Pokémon Live!]]. It is performed by [[Ash Ketchum]] and [[Giovanni]].
'''You Just Can't Win''' is a musical number from the American musical ''[[Pokémon Live!]]''. It is performed by Dominic Nolfi and [[Darren Dunstan]] as [[Ash Ketchum]] and [[Giovanni]], respectively. It is the penultimate song in the musical.


==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
<ab>'''Giovanni:'''
{|
''You're going way out of your [[Indigo Plateau|league]],
|-
you've more than met your [[Pokémon battle|match]]!''
|<ab>'''Giovanni:
'''Ash:'''
 
''I guess you're slowing down, old man,
Ash:
can't hit what you can't [[Captured Pokémon|catch]]!''
 
'''Giovanni:'''
 
''Soon the [[Pokémon world|whole world]] will know
Giovanni:
the genius of my plan.''
 
'''Ash:'''
Ash:
''I will find a way to stop you
 
any way I can!''
 
Giovanni:
 
Ash:
 
 
Giovanni:
Ash:
Giovanni:
 
 
Both:
 
Ash:
Giovanni:
Ash:
Giovanni:
 
 
Ash:
Giovanni:
Ash:
 
Both:
 
'''</ab>
|<ab>''You're way out of your league,
you've more than met your match!
I guess you're slowing down, old man,
can't hit what you can't catch!
 
Soon the whole world will know
the genius of my plan.
I will find a way to stop you
any way I can!
'''Giovanni:'''
You're such a goody two-shoes,
''You're such a goody two-shoes,
it's more fun being bad.
it's more fun being bad.''
No one's gonna side with you,
'''Ash:'''
you're stark raving mad!
''No one's gonna side with you,
 
you're stark raving mad!''
Oh yeah? Just ask {{Delia|your mother}}.
'''Giovanni:''' ''Oh yeah? Just ask [[Delia Ketchum|your mother]].''
That's all in the past!
'''Ash:''' ''That's all in the past!''
Listen to me, little boy:
'''Giovanni:'''
Nice guys finish last!
''Listen to me, little boy:
Nice guys finish last!''
'''Both:''' ''Oh no!''
Oh no!
'''Ash:''' ''You just can't win!''
You just can't win!
'''Giovanni:''' ''You're not that strong.''
You're not that strong.
'''Ash:''' ''Time to pay for your sins!''
Time to pay for your sins!
'''Giovanni:''' ''You got it all wrong!''
You got it all wrong!


'''Giovanni:''' ''You just can't win!''
You just can't win!
'''Ash:''' ''I'm gonna shut you down!''
I'm gonna shut you down!
'''Giovanni:''' ''Your chances are slim!''
Your chances are slim!
'''Ash:''' ''No more fooling around!''
No more fooling around!
'''Both:'''
Let the battle begin!
''Let the battle begin!
You just can't win!''</ab>
You just can't win!''</ab>
|}
{{Pokémon Live}}
{{-}}
{{Project Music notice}}


[[Category:Pokémon Live! songs]]
[[Category:Pokémon Live! songs]]
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Latest revision as of 03:08, 26 June 2019

You Just Can't Win is a musical number from the American musical Pokémon Live!. It is performed by Dominic Nolfi and Darren Dunstan as Ash Ketchum and Giovanni, respectively. It is the penultimate song in the musical.

Lyrics

Giovanni:

Ash:


Giovanni:

Ash:


Giovanni:

Ash:


Giovanni:
Ash:
Giovanni:


Both:

Ash:
Giovanni:
Ash:
Giovanni:


Ash:
Giovanni:
Ash:

Both:

 		You're way out of your league,
you've more than met your match!
I guess you're slowing down, old man,
can't hit what you can't catch!

Soon the whole world will know
the genius of my plan.
I will find a way to stop you
any way I can!

You're such a goody two-shoes,
it's more fun being bad.
No one's gonna side with you,
you're stark raving mad!

Oh yeah? Just ask your mother.
That's all in the past!
Listen to me, little boy:
Nice guys finish last!

Oh no!

You just can't win!
You're not that strong.
Time to pay for your sins!
You got it all wrong!

You just can't win!
I'm gonna shut you down!
Your chances are slim!
No more fooling around!

Let the battle begin!
You just can't win!
Characters: Ash • Misty • Brock • Pikachu • Jessie • James • Meowth
Giovanni • MechaMew2 • Delia • Professor Oak
Songs: You & Me & Pokémon • It Will All Be Mine • My Best Friends • Everything Changes
Misty's Song • The Best at Being the Worst • Pikachu (I Choose You) • What Kind of Pokémon Are You?
The Time Has Come • Double Trouble • Two Perfect Girls • I've Got a Secret • You Just Can't Win • Finale


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