The Best at Being the Worst

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The Best at Being the Worst is a musical number from the American musical Pokémon Live!. It is performed by Team Rocket.


We're the best at being the worst.
We're statistically number one.

James: Yeah, a hundred percent...
Jessie: Incompetent.
Meowth: Hey, that's never been done!

We're very good at being very bad.
It's our rate of success
that's sadly been weak.

Jessie: We'll just have to accept
James: we're completely inept.
Meowth: But that's what makes us so unique.

James: We're the Hindenburgs of crime.
Jessie: We crash and burn each and every time.
James: Masters of disasters.
Jessie: No one screws up faster.
James: Hey!
Both: At failure we shine!

We're an imperfect ten.

All: Team Rocket blasting off again!
J&J: So I guess we're just cursed.
Meowth: And you've heard it here first -
All: We're the best at being the worst!

J&J: Who'd guess we'd get so far
James: by being completely sub-par.
Jessie: As losers we raised the bar.
J&J: Now we're superstars.

All: We're the best at being the worst.
Jessie: At coming in last we're always the first.
James: Our flaws are top drawer.
Meowth: We define Murphy's law.

We're the best at being the worst.
We're totally immersed.
And incredibly well-versed.
We're the best at being the worst.

Characters: AshMistyBrockPikachuJessieJamesMeowth
GiovanniMechaMew2DeliaProfessor Oak
Songs: You & Me & PokémonIt Will All Be MineMy Best FriendsEverything Changes
Misty's SongThe Best at Being the WorstPikachu (I Choose You)What Kind of Pokémon Are You?
The Time Has ComeDouble TroubleTwo Perfect GirlsI've Got a SecretYou Just Can't WinFinale

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