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== Current Events == | == Current Events == | ||
* On 7/5/11, the Vegas Week of AGT started. | |||
* On 6/29/11, Javier Colon won the very first season of The Voice! | * On 6/29/11, Javier Colon won the very first season of The Voice! | ||
* On 6/29/11, Bakugan Dimensions ended for good... | * On 6/29/11, Bakugan Dimensions ended for good... | ||
== Quotes and Conversations == | |||
Add Crobat to Golbat and it's like pickle relish! (what?) -EvilKirikizan | |||
EvilKirkizan: Rebecca Black has no talent whatsoever. | |||
My friend (who we will refer to as EpicZekrom): I know. | |||
E.K.: Does she have any albums? | |||
E.Z.: No, she's a one hit wonder. | |||
E.K.: Oh. | |||
E.Z.: 'Wonder' is kind of an overstatement. | |||
E.K.: Well, it is a wonder how she ever got so popular. -EvilKirkizan and EpicZekrom | |||
'''''THIS IS''''' Two o-clock P.M. - EvilKirikizan | |||
I can't believe that she's nearly two feet shorter than her husband! -EvilKirikizan | |||
(to EpicZekrom) Is something wrong with you? No, wait, let me rephrase that. Is something wrong with you ''besides'' the usual? - EvilKirikizan | |||
EvilKirikizan: Wait, do you think your baby cousin will be able to eat this? (hands E.Z. a birthday cupcake) | |||
EpicZekrom: She'll eat anything. She'll eat something like a Triple Whopper™ in a matter of seconds. | |||
E.K.: That's your cousin, alright. | |||
No, I WON'T shut up! -EvilKirikizan (on multiple occasions) | |||
== Talking show == | == Talking show == |
Revision as of 23:46, 5 July 2011
THIS IS THE USERPAGE FOR EVILKIRIKIZAN. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SANITY CENTRAL, THIS IS NOT IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A REGULAR SUNDAY MORNING, THIS IS NOT IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FARTING MOTORCYCLES, YOU'RE CLOSE. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE COOLEST USER OF ALL IN BULBAPEDIA, THIS IS IT!
Hello, one and all!
WORK IT HARDER, MAKE IT BETTER. DO IT FASTER, MAKES US STRONGER. MORE THAN EVER, HOUR AFTER. OUR WORK IS NEVER OVER.
Yah, sorry, unless that work refers to this awesome wiki of awesome awesomeness. I should get credit for that quote, perhaps a promotion to admin...
Dreamed the dust speck user. I'd never be able to be an admin unless i got a boatload of money to Magnedeth. Even then, I'm not sure if they'd let me. But even so, this wiki is awesome.
I've been getting info from here for a year now, but only two months ago did i become User: EvilKirikizan. I logged in to fix an error in Frillish's level in Driftveil City. And I've made some decent edits since then, so, yeah, I'm glad i got on the Bulbapedia train.
Below are sections including usertags, what I find annoying, and Sparta Pokémon that contribute to the invention of certain kinds of pizza. And yes, E.K.'s my username, RANDOMNESS is my usergame!
(DOCTOR OCTAFREAKINGMOTHERPUS BAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)
This user does not like shipping. |
This user is a non-legendary Pokémon trainer. |
This user identifies as male. |
This user lieks Mudkipz. |
All your base are belong to us! |
HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR? MARIO FIGHTS WITH SHROOMISH IN MOVIE 14! |
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME. |
This user thinks that Bidoof is the strongest Pokémon of all. |
This user had to send in about a million postcards to win that hat. |
This user can Shoop da Whoop. |
THIS IS SPARTA!!! |
THIS IS SPARTA!!! |
THIS IS SPARTA!!! |
THIS IS SPARTA!!! |
This user is SERIOUSLY CONFUSING... |
This user is too cool to go to school. |
☆ This user's favorite hockey team is the Boston Bruins. ☆ |
☆ This user's favorite minor league hockey team is the Texas Stars. ☆ |
☆ This user's favorite baseball team is the Boston Red Sox. ☆ |
☆ This user's favorite minor league baseball team is the Round Rock Express. ☆ |
☆ This user's favorite football team is the New England Patriots. ☆ |
☆ This user's favorite soccer team is the New England Revolution. ☆ |
Spotlight on Bisharp
Most users here have their favorite pokemon, as do I, and for me it's Bisharp. Can't beat a dude in armor with blades for hands. Wait, Bisharp's not a dude at ALL. Hold it, wait...
(after about 15 hours of thinking)
Can't beat a Pokémon in armor with blades for hands.
Kirikizan? Who is THAT?
Japanese name of Bisharp. I created the name EvilKirikizan when the name Bisharp was not yet out, so I just went with what i had. I kind of like Kirikizan better anyways, so there you go. Come to think of it, there are only a few BW cases where i like the japanese names better than English ones. Like, Shubarugo for Escavalier. I like Escavalier a lot better.
What E.K. finds annoying
- Having to explain the difference between fanon and canon
- Losing small things in my overly messy house
- Having to pay for full access to computer games
- saving up a boatload of money to pay for a new DS
- the smell of chewy fruit snacks
- the taste of chocolate (i just got on so many people's hate list)
- getting sticky juice on my hands after eating an orange
- realizing i have homework that i didn't do
- powder snow
- Emolga when I'm trying to train on Audino
- Ice-Types that kill my Serperior, Druddigon, Archeops, and/or Krookodile in BW
- Having to correct grammar
- Tripping on a box
- Looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
- Hurting my wrist while looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
- (Must i go on?)
- Hurting my wrist while looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
- Looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
So it's a bit hard not to annoy me if you're around.
Other than Pokémon
Pokemon isn't the only game series that I like to play. Kirby, Mario, Sonic, and even Bakugan are among the many games I enjoy.
What E.K. is good at
- doing two push-ups without burning out
- eating Hawaiian pizza
- eating in general
- coming up with snazzy game names like Ultima and WarriorOmega (i am them)
- making Pokemon fusions like my Sceptalafty (Sceptile, Salamence, Scrafty)
- skipping school
what E.K. is terrible at
- riding a bike with no hands on the handle bars
- earning money by watching the Pokémon anime
- not spoiling what will happen in an episode to whoever else is watching it
- (Random person: What will Ash's egg hatch into? Me: Definitely not Scraggy. Probably Zekrom.)
- rejecting a taco given to me
- going a day without video games
- Choosing a decent Electric-Type to fight Wallace with
- Giving out relevant information on userpages
- Drawing Zekrom Sugimori - style
Wikky
I hav a wikky on yoos full Pokey mon stratajees. If you wont to vizit my wikky, its rite heer. If yoo wont to joyn pleez wikky mayel mee and I wil inviet yoo. Thancs!
(If you don't understand any of that, just go to the wikky and forget about the rest.)
Random
- GENESECT IS A SHOOP DA WHOOP BUG.
- DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Yes i am a fan of the Shoop da Whoop.
- If i had a nickel for every time someone asked me to shut up, I'd be able to BUY myself a spot as an admin.
- That's why I wish i could charge people for shutting me up.
- I wish I'd shut up.
- That's five cents!
- I wish I'd shut up.
- That's why I wish i could charge people for shutting me up.
- This user fails at making usertags.
- This user is SERIOUSLY CONFUSING.
- Sandwich.
- Dynamite.
- Dynamite Sandwich.
- We gon' rock this club, we can go all night...
- We gon' light it up, like it's Dynamite!
- 'Cause i told you once, now i told you twice...
- (Dynamite don't rhyme, but that rhymes with rice!)
- Screw gravity.
- The square root of Blastoise is Venusaur and the square root of Pidgey is Charmander.
- Duct tape is an essential. Never leave home without a roll of duct tape.
- I just hate that move called Puke On Your Opponent To Nullify His Ability.
- It's called Gastro Acid? Do I care?
- THIS IS SPARTA!!!
- THIS IS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY!
- This user can rarely spell unnecessary, anesthetic, or supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I got lucky on all three of those.
- I root for whatever hockey team is playing the Vancouver Canucks. I give offended Canadians permission to yell at me on my talk page.
- My dad roots for whatever baseball team is playing the New York Yankees. Any New Yorkers can yell on my talk page and I will take messages to him.
- I IS PSYCHIC.
- Misdreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeavus...
- Who came first? You be the judge!
- I personally have no idea whatsoever. I tried asking my Cranidos if he knew, but Pokésaurs aren't that smart.
- ONE HEAD SMASH INDUCED HOSPITALIZATION LATER
- I personally have no idea whatsoever. I tried asking my Cranidos if he knew, but Pokésaurs aren't that smart.
- If anybody at all can figure out a point to Nyan Cat, please tell me.
- SNORKELING CACTUS WEASELS
- America's Got Talent is completely awesome.
- EVERYBODY LIKES APPLEZ!!!
- This section is insanely long. Be careful if you are eager to get to Current Events, and if you are, just scroll down.
- HURR, DURR, DERP!
- !PRED ,RRUD ,RRUH
- .drawkcab sgniht lleps ot ycnednet a evah I
- Ganarp.
Current Events
- On 7/5/11, the Vegas Week of AGT started.
- On 6/29/11, Javier Colon won the very first season of The Voice!
- On 6/29/11, Bakugan Dimensions ended for good...
Quotes and Conversations
Add Crobat to Golbat and it's like pickle relish! (what?) -EvilKirikizan
EvilKirkizan: Rebecca Black has no talent whatsoever.
My friend (who we will refer to as EpicZekrom): I know.
E.K.: Does she have any albums?
E.Z.: No, she's a one hit wonder.
E.K.: Oh.
E.Z.: 'Wonder' is kind of an overstatement.
E.K.: Well, it is a wonder how she ever got so popular. -EvilKirkizan and EpicZekrom
THIS IS Two o-clock P.M. - EvilKirikizan
I can't believe that she's nearly two feet shorter than her husband! -EvilKirikizan
(to EpicZekrom) Is something wrong with you? No, wait, let me rephrase that. Is something wrong with you besides the usual? - EvilKirikizan
EvilKirikizan: Wait, do you think your baby cousin will be able to eat this? (hands E.Z. a birthday cupcake)
EpicZekrom: She'll eat anything. She'll eat something like a Triple Whopper™ in a matter of seconds.
E.K.: That's your cousin, alright.
No, I WON'T shut up! -EvilKirikizan (on multiple occasions)
Talking show
Just look.
Awards
I award Mudkip for best meme.
I award Ash's Infernape for most growth during a series of the anime.
I award Ash's Palpitoad for most pointlessly caught Pokemon.
I award Misty's Psyduck for most comedic Pokémon.
I award Kirikizan for awesomest Pokémon.
I award Eelektross, A.K.A. Shibirudon, for catchiest Japanese name.
I award Alomomola for catchiest name.
BATTLE ME (fake)
That's about it. I'll see you later.
FAILED attempts at this page...
Hello, all ye users who see me page. (No wait, I'm not a pirate)
Like, Chobomaki for Escavalier (Wait, Shubarugo. Oh, for the love of Petilil!)