User:Yeoldejacob

General Info:

	This user identifies as male.

	This user's birthday is February 20.

	This user comes from the United States.

	This user is from the state of Indiana.

General Favorites:

	This user's favorite movie is Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

	This user's favorite movie is Clerks.

	This user's favorite movie is Pulp Fiction.

	This user's favorite movie is Fargo.

	This user's favorite movie is There Will Be Blood.

	This user's favorite TV show is Arrested Development.

	This user's favorite TV show is Frasier.

♪	This user's favorite band is Alanis Morissette.

	☆ This user's favorite football team is the Kansas City Chiefs. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite baseball team is the Kansas City Royals. ☆

Personal Info:

	☆ This user's favorite color is Grey. ☆

	This user is agnostic.

	This user is independent.

	This user is asexual.

	This user is an advocate of gay rights.

	This user is intelligent.

	This user is a bad guy.

	This user goes to school at Connersville High School.

File:Sociology.png	This user's favorite subject is [[wp:|]].

	This user loves ketchup as much as Pikachu.

	This user has a pet dog.

	This user spends too much time on the computer.

	This user has blond hair.

	This user likes to sleep.

	This user had to send in about a million postcards to win that hat.

	This user can Shoop da Whoop.

	This user has too many usertags.

How I Contribute:

	This user is not a member of any project and prefers to work on anything floating around.

	This user contributes using Wi-Fi.

	This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

	This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

Pokémon Favorites:

	☆ This user's favorite Pokémon is Hoothoot. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite legendary Pokémon is Lugia. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite type is Dark. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite move is Pay Day. ☆

Pokémon Anime Info:

	☆ This user's favorite character is Meowth. ☆

	This user's favorite anime episode is Go West Young Meowth.

	This user likes the original series of the Pokémon anime.

	This user does not like shipping.

	This user has watched Computer Soldier Porygon.

Pokémon Video Game Info:

	This user has Pokémon games from every generation.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Blue Version.

	This user's first partner Pokémon is Bulbasaur.

	This user is a Champion!

	This user is a player of Pokémon Yellow Version.

	This user's first partner Pokémon is Pikachu.

	This user is a Champion!

	This user is a player of Pokémon Crystal Version.

	This user's first partner Pokémon is Cyndaquil.

	This user is a Champion!

	This user is a player of Pokémon Sapphire Version.

	This user's first partner Pokémon is Treecko.

	This user is a Champion!

	This user is a player of Pokémon Platinum Version.

	This user's first partner Pokémon is Turtwig.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Puzzle League.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Stadium.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Stadium 2.

About YeOldeJacob

Hello and welcome to my userpage.

I suppose the simplest way to describe myself would be as a cynical, misanthropic narcissist.

I would like pursue a career in the film industry, and I would also like to venture into voice-over work, the idea of an inanimate character being brought to life because of one's voice is something I'd love to experience. . . but alas, those are simple dreams that shan't be realized.

I enjoy embodying personae of which I'm not similar to, if only to play devil's advocate. Due to this, there aren't too many people who know my actual viewpoints on things, and I find that rather amusing. . . although I suppose once one reads this page that is all for not.

I love to debate. Anything from politics, to religion, to social matters, to film. You name it, I'll argue about it. If you share my opinion, I'll play devil's advocate.

I could never list all of my favorite movies. . . that is one expansive list. You can find a short list in my Movies section below. That list should give you a general idea of my taste in movies.

I'm agnostic, borderline atheist. If there is anything I absolutely loathe in this world it is religion. It creates closed-mindedness, hatred, and absolute certainty; something that is never a good thing when you are talking about the supernatural.

I like using ellipses. . . you should probably get used to that. . .

As alluded to before, I am typically referred to as a 'cynic.' That is a correct description, but you must remember 'cynic' and 'right' are usually synonyms.

I wish I was in the 90s right. . . about. . . now.

Movies

I am a film buff. Period. It is my passion, and hopefully my future profession. I love all genres of film, and have a somewhat-expansive knowledge of the medium.

The following is a list of some of my favorite movies, I couldn't possibly list them all, but I'd say the first 50 are my true all-time favorites:

  1. Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  2. Clerks
  3. Pulp Fiction
  4. The Dark Knight
  5. Fargo
  6. There Will Be Blood
  7. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
  8. The Wrestler
  9. Sideways
 10. Kill Bill Vol. 1
 11. Kill Bill Vol. 2
 12. Network
 13. Monty Python And The Holy Grail
 14. Monty Python's Life Of Brian
 15. Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
 16. American Splendor
 17. Wallace and Gromit in: A Grand Day Out
 18. Wallace and Gromit in: The Wong Trousers
 19. Wallace and Gromit in: A Close Shave
 20. A Clockwork Orange
 21. 2001: A Space Odyssey
 22. Roger & Me
 23. Bowling For Columbine
 24. Fahrenheit 9/11
 25. This Film Is Not Yet Rated
 26. Ghostbusters
 27. The Blues Brothers
 28. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
 29. O Brother, Where Art Thou
 30. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
 31. This Is Spinal Tap
 32. Batman Begins
 33. Chasing Amy
 34. Ratatouille
 35. WALL-E
 36. UP
 37. Les Triplettes de Belleville
 38. Clue
 39. Shaun of the Dead
 40. Hot Fuzz
 41. Unforgiven
 42. Being John Malkovich
 43. About Schmidt
 44. Good Night, and Good Luck
 45. My Cousin Vinny
 46. As Good As It Gets
 47. Mystic River
 48. Public Enemies
 49. Good Will Hunting
 50. Lost in Translation
 51. Requiem for a Dream
 52. Out of Africa
 53. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
 54. The Man Who Wasn't There
 55. Religulous
 56. Gran Torino
 57. Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
 58. Shawshank Redemption
 59. Grindhouse (Planet Terror/Death Proof)
 60. The Cooler
 61. Frost/Nixon
 62. Across The Universe
 63. Bamboozled
 64. 12 Monkeys
 65. Soylent Green
 66. Fight Club
 67. Love Actually
 68. Milk
 69. The Iron Giant
 70. Wallace & Gromit - The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
 71. All the President's Men
 72. When Harry Met Sally. . .
 73. Glengarry Glen Ross
 74. The Royal Tenenbaums
 75. A Prairie Home Companion
 76. Coffee and Cigarettes
 77. Adaptation
 78. Broken Flowers
 79. JFK
 80. The Great New Wonderful
 81. State of Play
 82. Star Trek (2009)
 83. Crimes and Misdemeanors
 84. Mallrats
 85. Dogma
 86. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
 87. Clerks II
 88. Blazing Saddles
 89. Watchmen
 90. The Simpsons Movie
 91. Tropic Thunder
 92. Burn After Reading
 93. Monty Python: And Now For Something Completely Different
 94. Pokemon: The First Movie (nostalgia)
 95. Stranger Than Fiction
 96. Punch-Drunk Love
 97. Reign Over Me
 98. Winter Passing
 99. The Hangover
100. Doubt
101. No Country For Old Men
102. Thank You For Smoking
103. Young Frankenstein
104. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
105. Other People's Money
106. Office Space
107. History of the World Part I
108. Good Burger
109. Men In Black
110. Teacher's Pet
111. The Big One
112. SiCKO
113. Spaceballs
114. Zack and Miri Make a Porno
115. Santa Clause Conquers The Martians
116. The Brave Little Toaster
117. Stuck On You
118. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
119. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
120. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
121. UHF
122. Driving Miss Daisy
123. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Literature

I don't have many favorite books. I do regularly read, but I almost never find myself with a long list of favorite books. Here are some of my favorites:

• WATCHMEN by Alan Moore
• V for Vendetta by Alan Moore
• Selected Prejudices by H. L. Mencken
• Harry Potter series
• The American Language by H. L. Mancken
• From Hell by Alan Moore
• Fallen Founder: The Life of Aaron Burr by Nancy Isenberg
• New Rules: Polite Musings from a Timid Observer by Bill Maher
• A Series of Unfortunate Events
• Anything by Garrison Keillor

Other than that, I find myself reading a lot of political, religious, and social satire. I also love reading anything in the graphic novel medium that is more than the standard comic-book story; something that takes the medium to a level beyond that of fantasy, and uses it to tell a story that is meaningful, visceral, and real.

Television

I don't watch too much television, due to the fact most of my favorite programs have either ended, are about to end, or have been canceled. My favorites include; Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Frasier, Monk, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, House M.D., Real Time With Bill Maher, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Saturday Night Live Seasons 1-5, The Office (U.K.), Futurama, Seinfeld, The Red Green Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Teacher's Pet, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, First few seasons of Sesame Street, Invader Zim, MythBusters, Attack Of The Show, and -- just because I'm a nostalgic arse -- any DVDs I can find of childhood favorites, including; Loony Toons, Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Wishbone, The Original All That, and, of course, Pokemon. I could go on and list all of my childhood favorites, but who'd want to read that?