User:Doug teh H-Nut

Since talking in third person seems to be the norm here on the Bulbapedia's user's page, this is how Doug teh H-Nut (hereby known as "Super Awesome Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket Man") will write his user page.

Super Awesome Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket Man (hereby known as "Doug teh H-Nut") has been with the Pokemon game series since the beginning (the Game Boy RPGs, anyway) and thinks the anime is one of the stupidest television interpretations of a game series ever. Wait...yeah, that's right.

Doug teh H-Nut's (hereby known as "Doug") super awesome Pokemon roster of doom includes:

• Pidgeotto, Lv27. Aerial Ace, Sand Attack, Fly, Quick Attack.
• Bulbasaur, Lv22. Sleep Powder, Giga Drain, Razor Leaf, Flash.
• Mankey, Lv24. Brick Break, Mega Punch, Low Kick, Karate Chop.
• Raichu, Lv26. Thundershock, Shock Wave, Mega Kick, Seismic Toss.
• Gyarados, Lv27. Hyper Beam, Dragon Rage, Bite, Water Pulse. (Evolved from that lame-wad Lv5 Magikarp you buy in the Mt. Moon Pokecenter.)
• Sandslash, Lv28. Cut, Slash, Rock Slide, Dig.

Doug's (hereby known as "Doug teh H-Nut") favorite two Pokemon games are Leaf Green (roster above) and Ruby, and really hopes they remake Gold and Silver soon.