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NOTE: This page has not been updated since 2009 (hence the poor grammar, outdated templates, and terrible jokes) and I have no plans to update this page at all in the foreseeable future. I'm not even sure this belongs on Bulbapedia. But until I decide on what to do with it, or where to take it, it will remain here for the time being. I wouldn't even reccomend commenting on the talk page. If you'd like to comment on this page, either send me a message on the forums, or on Twitter. Links for those are on my userpage.


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By the way, I AM NOT DOING EEVEE EVOLUTIONS. So stop asking.

BST = Base Stat Total. I'm trying to keep these legit.

Evolutions

Gen I

Pokémon Picture Why Stats
Name/Type How Thoughts
Farfetch'd 083.png Because he's useless.
Stat
HP: 70
Attack: 120
Defense: 75
Sp.Atk: 75
Sp.Def: 75
Speed: 110
Total: 0


Ninjetch'd
Dark Flying
Level-up while holding a Learner's Sword and having Swords Dance If that leek becomes swordlike, then we got us a ninja duck. BST=525

With help from: TTEchidna
Onix 095.png Onix = Fast
Steelix = Slow
Stat
HP: 75
Attack: 115
Defense: 105
Sp.Atk: 35
Sp.Def: 60
Speed: 120
Total: 0


Drillix
Steel Ground
Trade with Super Quick Claw The name needs work, but just imagine seeing a drill shaped Steelix. A bit more streamline and less steely. BST=510
Kingler 099.png Low Special Defense prevents this hard hittin' crab from really being useful.
Stat
HP: 70
Attack: 130
Defense: 120
Sp.Atk: 50
Sp.Def: 90
Speed: 60
Total: 0


Klanger
Water Steel
A Water Stone that isn't the one we already have now. By sacrificing speed, Klanger can wall, and then start kicking some tail on the battlefield. BST=520
Pinsir 127.png Why not? Pinsir is awesome, but thanks to Heracross, Pinsir is relegated to a forgotten classic. Lets kick him up a notch!
Stat
HP: 70
Attack: 130
Defense: 105
Sp.Atk: 60
Sp.Def: 80
Speed: 90
Total: 0


Guiloreap
Bug Dark
Trade with Evil Pendant The name needs work, it's Guillotine & Reaper. I wanted Guillocutioner, but thats obviously way too big. BST=535
Arbok 024.png Well, he does have a group of Ekans to look after, doesn't he?
Stat
HP: 75
Attack: 120
Defense: 75
Sp.Atk: 70
Sp.Def: 80
Speed: 100
Total: 0


Nohtyp
Poison Ground
Level-Up with Mud Shot in the <insert Gen V desert name> I was debating giving him a second type. Given the fact that he used Dig a lot in the anime, and learns Mud Bomb, why not? BST=520
Marowak 105.png Think of Gen I, that and she's not great, and can't defend with those stats..
Stat
HP: 75
Attack: 65
Defense: 135
Sp.Atk: 55
Sp.Def: 120
Speed: 60
Total: 0


Protektull
Ground Ghost
Cubone's mom. Thick Club no longer works. This mother must protect her young! "The Graveyard Pokémon" BST=510
Marowak 105.png Think of Gen I, that and he's not great, and he's waaaay to slow..
Stat
HP: 70
Attack: 120
Defense: 115
Sp.Atk: 55
Sp.Def: 65
Speed: 85
Total: 0


Punishkull
Ground Dark
Cubone's dad. Thick Club no longer works. This father will now commence bringing the pain. "The Punisher Pokémon" BST=510
Golduck 055.png Golduck is pretty good, but, theres a type problem...
Stat
HP: 80
Attack: 72
Defense: 73
Sp.Atk: 115
Sp.Def: 70
Speed: 90
Total: 0


Minduck
Water Psychic
Psy Stone Same BST as Golduck, and the name is terrible, but why isn't Psyduck part Psychic?? BST=500
Persian 053.png Persian is rather bad, so, why not?
Stat
HP: 80
Attack: 105
Defense: 65
Sp.Atk: 70
Sp.Def: 70
Speed: 120
Total: 0


TBD
Normal Dark
Somthing Team Rocket invented? idk... Normal/Dark? or pure Dark? Guess i'll say here that ive always hoped TR's Meoth would evolve. BST=510
Sandslash 028.png Popular, cool looking, but really not that great. You would expect him to be fast, but he really isn't.
Stat
HP: 80
Attack: 115
Defense: 115
Sp.Atk: 55
Sp.Def: 65
Speed: 95
Total: 0


Sandstryk
Ground Dark
Level-up with Evil Pendant And now Sandslash has some worth, not that he's horrific right now anyway, but if you have to struggle a little to really enjoy it, then some changes need to be made. BST=525


Gen II

Pokémon Picture Why Stats
Name/Type How Thoughts
Sudowoodo 185.png The joke was good at first, but it's old now.
Stat
HP: 90
Attack: 110
Defense: 120
Sp.Atk: 50
Sp.Def: 75
Speed: 60
Total: 0


Treowoodo
Rock Grass
Level-up with Golden Seed while knowing Wood Hammer Ok, so this still isn't that great, but whatever.
The name is derived from "tréowe" which is Latin for "True". BST=505
Unown 201.png They're considered legendary, but are far from it.
Stat
HP: 96
Attack: 144
Defense: 96
Sp.Atk: 144
Sp.Def: 96
Speed: 96
Total: 0


King Unown
Psychic Dark
Level-up with Ancient Crown This prob the only time a normal Pokémon would evolve into a legendary, but I think it makes sense. I'm not sure if it would retain its Hidden Power only movepool or not, but basically I just doubled all the stats. BST=672
Dunsparce 206.png Another Pokémon I just don't understand.
Stat
HP: 120
Attack: 90
Defense: 90
Sp.Atk: 75
Sp.Def: 75
Speed: 65
Total: 0


Mattare
Normal Ground
Some sort of Rock or Ground-type stone. Make it look more menacing, and you've got a real land snake. BST=515

With help from: Pokemaniac102
Skarmory 227.png 180 MPH? The Pokédex lies again.
Stat
HP: 65
Attack: 90
Defense: 65
Sp.Atk: 40
Sp.Def: 65
Speed: 140
Total: 0


Jetmach
Steel Flying
Level-up with Super Quick Claw A Pokémon that looks like a supersonic jet? I'm all for that. The stats are the same BST as Skar, only less defense and more speed, similar to Scyther and Scizor. BST=465

Credit: Random279
Ariados 168.png Giant spiders are cool, so, where are the stats to back it up?
Stat
HP: 90
Attack: 115
Defense: 90
Sp.Atk: 65
Sp.Def: 65
Speed: 90
Total: 0


Arantula
Bug Poison
Level-up near Chemical Plant Last time I checked, spiders wern't slow either. BST=515
Magcargo 219.png Good idea, Bad follow through.
Stat
HP: 70
Attack: 70
Defense: 150
Sp.Atk: 100
Sp.Def: 90
Speed: 30
Total: 0


Snailnum
Fire Steel
 ??? The name sucks (combo of snail and common metal suffix), and its still horrible. Magcargo is just a lost cause. BST=510

With help from: MetalMetroid997
Donphan 232.png Pretty cool in the show, kinda meh in the game.
Stat
HP: 90
Attack: 120
Defense: 60
Sp.Atk: 60
Sp.Def: 60
Speed: 110
Total: 0


Centriphan
Ground Rock
Some sort of Rock or Ground-type stone. This will seem like an odd addition, but hear me out. Same BST as Donphan, but a focus on speed and power. Awesome. Name is a combination of "Centrifugal" referring to it's spinning like a wheel, and with the added "phan" from others. BST=500


Gen III

Pokémon Picture Why Stats
Name/Type How Thoughts
Masquerain 284.png Surskit is a cool little bug that has an awesome and unique type combination. Then it gets ruined by Masquerain, a completely and totally unremarkable Bug/Flying moth. This needs to be fixed.
Stat
HP: 80
Attack: 65
Defense: 67
Sp.Atk: 102
Sp.Def: 85
Speed: 102
Total: 0


Surstride
Bug Water
A Water Stone that isn't the one we already have now. Not the most powerful thing, but it isn't supposed to be. This would be a balanced, low tier Pokémon and a heck of a lot of fun to play with, as well as being just plain cool. BST=500
Mawile 303.png Mawile is cool, but the stats aren't there, and nether is its type..
Stat
HP: 70
Attack: 115
Defense: 115
Sp.Atk: 80
Sp.Def: 80
Speed: 70
Total: 0


Jawile
Steel Dark
Trade holding Suudsu Glass Lets put that mouth to good use, lets make it really look like a Steel type. BST=530

Credit: TTEchidna
Chimecho 358.png Chimecho isn't bad, but it lacks real punch.
Stat
HP: 75
Attack: 60
Defense: 80
Sp.Atk: 115
Sp.Def: 95
Speed: 90
Total: 0


Ringust
Psychic Flying
Psy Stone I'm really bad at these names...I'm pretty sure Chimecho will get an evolution in the next Gen or two. Also, it's a wind chime, but it isnt part flying type? BST=515
Tropius 357.png He's big and ferocious looking, but, he isn't.
Stat
HP: 109
Attack: 78
Defense: 93
Sp.Atk: 92
Sp.Def: 97
Speed: 61
Total: 0


Tropiryu
Grass Dragon
Level-up with Dragon Tooth Grass/Dragon hasn't been done yet, but more importantly, now Tropius has some meaning! BST=530
Banette 354.png The other Gen III ghost (Dusclops) got an evo.
Stat
HP: 75
Attack: 125
Defense: 75
Sp.Atk: 95
Sp.Def: 75
Speed: 75
Total: 0


Crumpette
Ghost
Trade with Suudsu Glass A rather quick and thoughtless addition, but, whatever. BST=520


Gen IV

Pokémon Picture Why Stats
Name/Type How Thoughts
Pachirisu 417.png As Farfetch'd above, Pachi exists with seemingly no inherent meaning. So, unfortunately for the ungodly amount of people who like the stupid thing, its just a dark spot on their team, only seeing battles against similarly useless Pokémon.
Stat
HP: 70
Attack: 70
Defense: 80
Sp.Atk: 75
Sp.Def: 100
Speed: 110
Total: 0


Hikourisu
Electric Flying
idk, plagiarism? This opens the door for a strategy I can already see being abused horribly. Thunder Wave + Whirlwind. Yikes. But at least this evolution gives some real meaning to it, and gives fans something they can at least use. The name is Hikou meaning "Flying" and Risu meaning "Squirrel". BST=505

Credit: Kenji-girl - NOTE: This was created well before Emolga.
Chatot 441.png Chatot utilizes a really cool sound thing that we're all familiar with. However, what's the point of using it, if the ensuing damage isn't enough to kill, in which case, Chatot then gets decimated?
Stat
HP: 85
Attack: 75
Defense: 65
Sp.Atk: 105
Sp.Def: 65
Speed: 110
Total: 0


Yammerot
Normal Flying
Level-up knowing Megaphone Well, it still wouldn't see much, if any, use online, but, at least if you want to use it in single play, you can! The name is from "Yammer on" + Chatot. BST=505


Pre-Evolutions

Gen I

Pokémon Picture Why Stats
Name/Type How Thoughts
Kangaskhan 115.png Like I need to explain this. It's already in the pouch, it's time to let it go.
Stat
HP: 65
Attack: 55
Defense: 40
Sp.Atk: 20
Sp.Def: 40
Speed: 50
Total: 0


Rookhan
Normal
50%♂/50%♀
Happiness, or Lv.20 Why hasn't Nintendo created this one already?? I'm wondering, maybe even a middle evolution between the two. Also, this would be a good time to introduce a Male version. BST=270

Credit: Many Bulbapedians
Lapras 131.png Lapras is one of those "cutesy" Pokémon, that and Lapras is huge!
Stat
HP: 80
Attack: 55
Defense: 50
Sp.Atk: 55
Sp.Def: 65
Speed: 30
Total: 0


Eules
Water
Happiness, or Lv.20 Not much to say about the thing itself, so instead I'll gloat about this being probably the best nickname ive ever penned. The name "Eules" is taken from "Leonhard Euler" who did stuff about tides. Like how Lapras is taken from "Pierre-Simon Laplace" who came after Euler. BST=335

Credit: Pokemaniac102


Gen II

Gen III

Gen IV