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| class="l" | {{p|Chikorita}}
| class="c" | [[Image:Spr_2s_152.png]]
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| class="l" | I love it when I hate a Pokemon everyone else likes. Chikorita is well loved by the fans, and personally, I can't stand it. It checks off a number of my boxes. No, I don't think it's ugly, but it's evolution line are defensive Grass-types. Right off the bat, I don't like walls, and I don't like Grass-types. This is just dead weight to me. {{p|Meganium}} is by no means the worst Pokemon ever, and even Chikorita isn't completely awful, but I never ever liked them. Also, I found [[Ash's Bayleef|its jealous personality]] in the anime to just be really annoying.
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| class="l" | {{p|Lanturn}}
| class="l" | {{p|Lanturn}}
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| class="c" | A disgrace to the {{type|Electric}}. Blatantly fraternizing with the enemy ({{type|Water}}). And what do we get out of this equation? A garbage Pokémon.
| class="l" | A disgrace to the {{type|Electric}}. Blatantly fraternizing with the enemy ({{type|Water}}). And what do we get out of this equation? A garbage Pokémon. True, it functions well as a wall thanks to its huge HP, but that's no fun. Meet these things in single player and they're more likely to paralyze you than fight you, probably because they can't do any real damage. The idea of an angler fish Pokemon is fine, but Lanturn always struck me as a lazy execution. Incidentally, {{zw|The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening|Link's Awakening}} contained an {{zw|Angler Fish}} boss that was similarly flawed. Looked scary but a real pushover.
| class="l" | {{a|Volt Absorb}} means its one of the few to resist BoltBeam, and in turn, people actually use this thing online! Not me. Never. Still garbage.
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| class="l" | {{p|Ampharos}}
| class="l" | {{p|Ampharos}}
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| class="c" | It goes from being a hilarious and lovable sheep to this stupid looking thing. It doesn't even have a funny name.
| class="l" | Let me make something clear about Ampharos. I don't dislike it because of what it ''is''. I dislike it because of what it ''isn't'', and what it isn't is {{p|Mareep}} or {{p|Flaaffy}}. Ampharos is slow, but otherwise meh, and design wise its meh as well, but the fact of the matter is that Mareep and Flaaffy are awesome, and Ampharos....just isn't.
| class="l" | I'm not to sure even Nintendo likes this thing. I don't remember even battling one owned by a rival trainer in Silver...
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| class="l" | {{p|Marill}}
| class="l" | {{p|Marill}}
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| class="c" | You know, I can't describe why I hate Marill, I just do. I want to punt one like a football. Could be all the hype of "Pikablu", and my natural hatred of {{p|Pikachu}}.
| class="l" | You know, I can't describe why I hate Marill, I just do. I want to punt one like a football. Could be all the hype of "Pikablu", and my natural hatred of {{p|Pikachu}}. If I had to place some reason for blame, their stats don't help. You see, the Marill family are all sorta tanks, and I HATE tanks. I don't know why Game Freak felt the need to give it {{a|Pure Power}}. Admittedly, it does take an otherwise useless Pokemon and make it a little less useless, but certainly not for me. Side note: Due to a humerous incident in {{ssb|Super Smash Bros. Melee|Melee}}, my friends and I call Marill an Argentinian Assassin. No, details will not be given why.
| class="l" | It gets worse for me. You see, the Marill family are all sorta tanks, and HATE tanks. Add {{a|Pure Power}} to the mix, and now people online use {{p|Azumarill}}. Jerks.
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| class="l" | {{p|Hoppip}}
| class="l" | {{p|Hoppip}}
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| class="c" | Most {{type|Flying}}s that can't learn {{m|Fly}} are pointless. Add to that Hoppip's weak attack stats, and tons of weaknesses, just make it go away!
| class="l" | A {{type|Flying}} that can't learn {{m|Fly}} better be really good otherwise. Right out of the gate we have a problem. Add to that Hoppip's useless attack stats, and common weaknesses, and you've got the butt of a joke. Actually, "attacking" is a bit of a joke because Hoppip's hobby seems to be {{m|Splash}}ing about. When it turns into {{p|Jumpluff}}, it becomes fast. That's really annoying given that all {{type|Grass}}s ever do is deal a status ailment. It's main purpose in battle is to be annoying. Awesome.
| class="l" | When it turns into {{p|Jumpluff}}, it becomes fast. That's really annoying given that all {{type|Grass}}s ever do deal a status ailment, and then die because of all their weaknesses and poor defenses.
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| class="l" | {{p|Aipom}}
| class="l" | {{p|Aipom}}
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| class="c" | People won't like this one, but I just hate Aipom. I think it's stupid, ugly, and in the anime (the one I don't watch), it's very annoying.
| class="l" | What was I just saying about Chikorita? Something about fan favorites... Yea, people won't like this one, but I just hate Aipom. I think it's stupid, ugly, and in the anime (the one I don't watch), it was very annoying. I'm also not a fan of monkeys (this is a specific exception I mentioned in the Jynx summary). Generation IV gave us a new evolution and you can view my thoughts on it in my Gen IV section below. I think you get my point.
| class="l" | [[Gen IV]] gives us a new evolution! You can view it in my Gen IV hatred. I think you get my point.
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| class="l" | {{p|Quagsire}}
| class="l" | {{p|Quagsire}}
| class="c" | [[Image:Spr_2s_195.png]]
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| class="c" | Good type combo + bad stats + {{type|Electric}} trainer = I HATE QUAGSIRE. {{p|Wooper}} can go shove it too.
| class="l" | Good type combo + bad stats + {{type|Electric}} trainer = I ''detest'' Quagsire. {{p|Wooper}} can go shove it too. Every Water-type in Generation I was weak to Electric, so they needed a way to balance it out. Thus, Wooper and Quagsire were born. It really does seem like they phoned it in on these two. They made the type combo, but couldn't be bothered to actually program any real purpose, other than it's type. It looks idiotic, has {{wp|paint by number}} stats, and is generally a nuisance more than a real threat.
| class="l" | As of Gen IV, the only seriously useful {{2t|Water|Ground}} Pokémon is {{p|Swampert}}. So, yes, I still hate Quagsire.
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| class="l" | {{p|Wobbuffet}}
| class="l" | {{p|Wobbuffet}}
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| class="c" | Not only is it stupid looking, but, thanks to {{a|Shadow Tag}}, if you encounter one in the wild, you've just lost a team member. During single play, that's really, REALLY annoying. But, online, it downright ticks me off.
| class="l" | Not only is it stupid looking, but thanks to {{a|Shadow Tag}}, if you encounter one in the wild, you've just lost a team member. During single play, that's really, REALLY annoying. It downright ticks me off. The fact they threw MORE of them into the wild (notably in [[Ruin Valley]]) is really infuriating. Did they realize they were making the most annoying Pokemon of all time? And if so, WHY DID THEY DO IT? I also like how they gave it a prevo....then banned it. Nice.
| class="l" | The fact they threw MORE of them into the wild (notably in [[Ruin Valley]]) is really nice ('''sarcasm'''). I also like how they gave it a prevo....then banned it. Nice.
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| class="l" | {{p|Corsola}}
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| class="l" | Hahahahahaha, Corsola is terrible. I mean really, what were they thinking? How could Game Freak possibly think this was going to work? Corsola had to be filler. They took a hunk of coral, painted half of it pink, put a happy little face on it, and dropped it into the ocean. I think they even forgot they made it because I never encountered one in the game until after I beat the E4 and accidentally fished one up. The hate here stems from the fact it exists at all.  
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| class="l" | {{p|Shuckle}}
| class="l" | {{p|Delibird}}
| class="c" | [[Image:Spr_2s_213.png]]
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| class="c" | I hate {{tt|tanks|not actual Tank vehicles, they are awesome}}. Seems like Nintendo created him just to annoy me.
| class="l" | Hahahahahaha, Delibird is ''disastrously'' terrible. You know what the worst part about Delibird is? Unlike Corsola, I bet they actually DID put effort into Delibird, and that makes it hilariously pathetic. Delibird's design is a curious one, and it could have played an interesting role had they gave it something to to. It may have been made solely as a plot device in the anime actually. That's the only medium where Delibird has any use whatsoever.  
| class="l" | Honestly, I don't hate Shuckle so much as I hate tanks. That being said, thanks to some new moves like {{m|Power Trick}}, Shuckle can do some pretty cool things.
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| class="l" | {{p|Blissey}}
| class="l" | {{p|Blissey}}
| class="c" | [[Image:Spr_2s_242.png]]
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| class="c" | Blissey is the definition of pain in the ass and will forever be a massive (both figuratively, and literally) blob of hell. Its mere presence is enough to cause some people to fall into deep depression just from the knowledge that their opponent refuses to fight. All Blissey does is waste your time, and ruin the fun. It will forever torment its opponent with apathy as it soaks up any Special based attack, and then just heals it all away. Forever.
| class="l" | Blissey is the definition of pain in the ass and will forever be a massive (both figuratively, and literally) blob of hell. Its mere presence is enough to cause some people to fall into deep depression just from the knowledge that their opponent refuses to fight. All Blissey does is waste your time, and ruin the fun. It will forever torment its opponent with apathy as it soaks up any Special based attack, and then just heals it all away. Forever. [http://youtu.be/H-Q7b-vHY3Q FOR-E-VER. FOR-E-VER. FOR-E-VER]. Easily my most hated Pokemon of Generation II, and one of, if not the, most hated of all Pokemon.
| class="l" | FOR-E-VER.<br>FOR-E-VER.<br>FOR-E-VER.
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| class="l" | {{p|Smeargle}}
| class="l" | {{p|Celebi}}
| class="c" | [[Image:Spr_2s_235.png]]
| class="c" | [[Image:Spr_2s_251.png]]
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| class="c" | Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Sure, you can have the best move set in the world, but with those stats, lets see you do something with them.
| class="l" | Let me get this out of the way. No, my dislike of Celebi has absolutely nothing to do with the longstanding rivalry of [[Bulbagarden]] and [[Serebii.net]]. No, my dislike of Celebi can very oddly be directed at an unlikely source. [[M04|Pokemon 4ever]]. Before seeing that movie, I didn't like Celebi, but I didn't HATE it. It's a legendary, but it has ''seven'' weaknesses, and it's a Grass-type, which as I said, I'm not a fan of. But failing to live up to {{p|Mew}}'s standard isn't course for utter hate. You see, I hated Pokemon 4ever ''so much'' that it drug Celebi into my hate bin. Celebi itself is just...meh, whatever. But when I think of Celebi, I am reminded of how it is at the source of me losing 90 minutes of my life.  
| class="l" | It goes from ridiculous to hilarious when online. Sure, use {{m|Blast Burn}} on my {{p|Metagross}}. Ok then. Thanks for doing maybe 60HP damage, prepare for REAL pain now.
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