User:Beligaronia

Hello and Welcome to my Userpage.

As you may have already gathered, surmised or otherwise deduced my name is Beligaronia. This is not in fact my real name. It is in fact a cunningly created pseudonym designed to shield my true identity from people who would otherwise mispronounce it. (It is in fact harder to pronounce, correctly at least, than Beligaronia)

I live in small damp city at the bottom of a small damp country known far and wide as New Zealand.

Things I Would Like to See

• Team Rocket win for once! Failing this it would be nice of them to show some indications of their apparent imperviousness to death or dismemberment by normal means. By now they should be able to shrug off a Thunderbolt with barely a twinge.
• Team Rocket be sensible and set up a political wing "Rockets for Responsible Parenting". Because, let's face facts, if 10 year olds were prevented from leaving home and encountering criminals on a daily basis Team Rocket would be much more successful. They have shown, time and time again, that stealing from adults is easy and only fails when a small child appears (with a plot shield the size of Belgium).
• An anime special devoted to the exposition of how Team Rocket have escaped their end of episode predicaments every time. They have avoided angry Aerodactyl, fled Farfetch'd and got away from grouchy Gyarados, but all off screen!