The Night Before Christmas
The Night Before Christmas is a track from the Pokémon Christmas Bash CD. It's not a song, but rather a Pokémon version of the known poem, Twas The Night Before Christmas.
It is done by Veronica Taylor (as Ash Ketchum), Eric Stuart (as Brock and James), Rachel Lillis (as Misty and Jessie) and Maddie Blaustein (as Meowth).
Lyrics
Ash: Brrr! It's freezing out there.
Misty: Close the door! Did you get more wood?
Ash: Oh yeah! Hey what's that?
Misty: It's a Christmas poem. "Twas The Night Before Christmas". I downloaded it from the internet.
Ash: Ohh...I know this one!
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Meowth.
Ash: Ha-ha!
Brock: Eggnogg's ready!
Ash: Eggnogg!?
Misty: Yeah...Brock made eggnogg and Christmas cookies.
Ash: Alright!
Brock: Oh, you guys are reading "The Night Before Christmas". Twas the night before Christmas and...
Ash: Uh...I already read that part. Pick it up from here, Brocko.
Brock: Right...
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Misty:
The children were nestled, all snug in their beds
While visions of Vileplumes danced in their heads.
Brock: Mmm...Hey, uh, where d'you download this version from, Misty?
Misty: Heh-heh...
Ash:
And my mom in her 'kerchief and Mr. Mime in my cap
(And I think Professor Oak was there too)
Had just settled their brains for a longer Winter's nap
Misty:
When out on the roof, there arose suce a clatter
Ash: Hey...what was that? Did anybody else hear that?
Misty:
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
Brock:
Away to the window I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutter and saw Rapidash
Ash:
The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow
Gave the lustre of midday to Jynx's blow
Brock:
When what to my half-open eyes should appear
But a minature sleigh and eight tiny reindeer
Misty:
With the little old driver so lively and quick
I knew in a moment, it must be St. Nick!
Ash:
More rapid than Moltres his course as they came
He whistled and shouted and called them by name
Ash: Wah!
Jessie: To protect the world from devestation!
Ash: Team Rocket! I knew I heared something! What are you doing here?
Meowth: We came to capture some rare Pokémon, so the Boss will give us our Christmas bonuses this year.
Jessie: Oh, isn't that quaint? They're reading a Christmas poem.
James: Oooo! Jessie, this is my favorite part!
Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen
On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen
Meowth:
To the top of the porch, to the top of the wall
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all
Ash: Anyway...As I was saying...
Jessie: Move over twerp, I'm reading this part.
As dry leaves, that before the wild hurrican fly
When they meet with an obsticle, mount to the sky
So up to the housetop, the courses they flew
With a sleigh full of toys
Meowth:
And some Pokémon too.
Brock:
And then in a twinkling, I heared on the rooftop
The prancing and pawing of each little Machop
As I drew in my head and was turning around
Down the chimney, St. Nicholas came with a pound
Meowth:
He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot...
(A lot like me, actually...)
And his clothes were all tarnished, like Ash's, with soot
Ash: Huh?
Misty:
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back
And he looked like a trainer just opening his pack
James:
His eyes, how they twinkled, his dimples, how merry
Oooo! His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry
His drone little mouth was drawn up like a bow
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow
Misty:
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his cheek
And he smoked it and circled his head like a reef
Jessie:'
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly
Meowth:
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf
And I laughed when I saw him, inspite of my self
A wink of his eye and twist of his head
Soon gave me the note, I had nothing to dread
James:
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
And filled all the stockings then turned with a jerk
Ash:
And laying his finger, aside of his nose
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose
Meowth:
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle
And away they all flew, like, uh, the down of a tistle
Jessie:
But I heared him exclaim, as he drove off to the mall:
All:
Happy Pokémon Christmas
Catch 'em all
