User:Missingno. Master/Past messages

June 14

Despite there being reliable confirmation of its existance, Bulbapedian sysops continue to deny the existance of the Celebi Glitch. It is at this point where I urge you fellow believers to join the Missingno. Master forums (link is near the top of this page), where belief in said REAL glitch is not only condoned, but encouraged!

June 6

This little project is really coming along, for those of you following along. I've managed to move all the pages for my Pokémon so they all have the proper names. All that's left is to edit the proper details onto them. This'll take a couple of days, given the sheer amount of pages to be edited, plus the userspace policy. Again, the last thing I want is to be in violation of this policy.

June 5

Alright, you all know the pages detailing my Pokémon in Blue Version? Yeah, those are gonna be going. In its place will be my Pokémon from the Fizzy Bubbles RPG, which I consider much more notable. Obviously, this will be done over a few days, because all the editing this would entail may be construed as being in violation of the userspace policy. I'm gonna start with just the six currently on my team. Oh, and yeah, the page with my Fizzy Bubbles information? That's going, I don't need that when I got individual pages. Actually, the individual pages is a good idea, I don't know why I didn't think of it before. So yeah, not counting this here and the moving of that other message to the previous messages page, I'll be doing a total of 6 page moves and 6 edits today. I sincerely hope that the admins and sysops of Bulbapedia don't see that as excessive.

May 25

ATTENTION TO THE MORON WHO IS VANDALIZING BULBAPEDIA WITH COUNTLESS SOCKPUPPETS; YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME. THE SYSOPS CAN BLOCK YOUR SOCKPUPPET ACCOUNTS FASTER THAN YOU CAN MAKE THEM. YOUR EFFORTS ARE A WASTE OF TIME FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED, INCLUDING AND ESPECIALLY YOURSELF. YOU SUCK. YOU FAIL AT LIFE AND THE INTERNET. GET A LIFE AND STOP WASTING EVERYONE'S TIME!!!!!

April 17

I want to know. I want to know why.

The other day, I was trading Pokémon of mine from Pearl to Platinum, including my Machoke, Haunter, and Kadabra. I had equipped all three with Everstones, not wanting them to evolve. Traded Machoke, no problem. Traded Haunter, no problem. Traded Kadabra... What? Kadabra is evolving! Congratulations! Your Kadabra completely ignored the Everstone it was holding and evolved into Alakazam!

OK, so it didn't actually say that, but WHY DID THIS HAPPEN?! I already HAVE an Alakazam, I didn't need this Kadabra to evolve! THat's why I gave it the Everstone! If anyone, anyone, ANYONE has a possible plausible answer to this, PLEASE TELL ME!

April 11

I now declare the Bulbapedia branch of the Order of the Glitch OPEN! Click the link above and sign your name to join the newly found branch of this noble organization! My Glitch beliefs have again come under fire recently. THus, I believe more action is necessary. Join the Order of the Glitch! Glitch Pokémon and "official" Pokémon are equal, and deserve to be treated as such!

March 31

I feel compelled to warn you people, tomorrow is April Fool's Day. Do not believe any news you see right away. Unless you go to Serebii.net, as they pride themselves on not posting any fraudulent news on April Fool's Day. HOWEVER, their FORUMS are another story. Almost every year, Serebii posts a forum-based announcement that always turns out to be a hoax. One year he gave everyone custom avatars- one pixel x one pixel. Another year, he turned off avatars and sigs altogether. Another year it was avatars and custom user titles. Last year he did nothing, albeit only to throw us off the trail. But I KNOW he'll be back with a vengeance. So if Serebii posts some news announcement on the forums tonight or tomorrow and it seems a little preposterous, just wish Serebii a happy April Fool's Day.

Oh yeah, I apologize for not awarding a Golden Missingno. Award last month. I had awarded it to Laoris in January, and to myself this month. Come on, people, let's get cracking on the Glitch Pokémon articles! And that includes capitalization of Glitch Pokémon! YOU CAPITALIZE THE G!

February 2

HAPPY GROUNDHOG DAY FROM MISSINGNO. MASTER!

January 25

I've done some major cleanup of the 'M and .4 articles, and strongly encourage everyone else to emulate my example. Many Glitch Pokémon articles are in dire need of work, and as much as I'd love to, I can't tackle them alone.

January 24

I have created the Golden Missingno. Award! At the end of each month, I will bestow this prestigious prize upon whoever I feel has contributed most to the Glitch Pokémon articles of Bulbapedia. And no, de-capitalizing the G in Glitch Pokémon does NOT count as contributing! In fact, doing so MINIMIZES your chances of winning the award.

I have just posted a poll on the Bulbawiki forum where people can vote on whether or not articles in Bulbapedia should capitalize the G in Glitch Pokémon. There has been slight controversy over this issue, and I am hoping that putting it to a vote will resolve it. The poll closes in exactly one month from today. Whichever option has gotten more votes at that point will become a rule. Besides the obvious, look how sloppy the term "glitch Pokémon" looks as compared to "Glitch Pokémon"!

January 23

Welcome, one and all, to my new and improved user page! I have based it somewhat on the style of the main page, to give this otherwise plain, boring, likely-to-be-ignored user page some much-needed pizzazz. Feel free to tell me what you all think of it, OK?