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TV/Radio stuff.
HGSS
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Best of Sinnoh TV
The Diary of a Poké Romantic
Prologue
I was just your average girl until I was literally stricken by a ThunderShock. It was love at first sight, baby! And my target, a Gym Leader! I didn't have any Pokémon then, but not a problem for a resourceful gal! The answer was simple! And we all know simple is best! I just had to become a Trainer. That's all it took for me!
By the way, how did everyone get their first Pokémon anyway?
Love at First Sight! The Rules of the Move Attract!
After some fits and starts, a childhood friend gave me my first Pokémon! ...But it was a Kricketot. When I don't like the legs of bugs... I bet he gave me this because I picked on him when he was little... But though the road has been long and hard, I'm finally at the starting line!
Oh, this Kritcketot is a female. Maybe we can be friends.
The Maiden in Love and the Kricketot. The Magic of Romance Never Ends!
I checked out my Kricketot and learned about its moves. ...It only knows Growl and Bide. That's worse than just challenging! I was about to say that, when my childhood friend stopped me. "Let it hold an Oran Berry so that it can survive while using Bide." Hey, that's smart! That's from a former Bug Catcher! While we're at it, can I have an Oran Berry, too?
We're a Trainer and Pokémon now! We'll get stronger together!
Love Conquers All. Covering Weakness with Ideas!
I had my first ever Pokémon battle, and it ended badly... My childhood friend, a former Bug Catcher, had this to say. "Pokémon get tougher by battling. The key to victory is type matchups." Type matchups? Types affect battles? The only type matchup I care about is with that Gym Leader!
Fire, Flying, and Rock... Kricketot has some disadvantages!
Type Matchups Settle Battles! Moves That Exploit Weak Points!
We'd win a battle, and lose one. Lose one, then win one. Though it was discouraging, I had to keep battling to toughen us up. With me and Kricketot, it was always three steps forward, two steps back. But we were getting stronger. Then one day, Kricketot started to shine!
And, to cancel evolution, press the B Button... Tell me that first!
Kricketot Becomes Kricketune! Watch Me! I'll Change, Too!
After Kricketot evolved, it became stronger as Kricketune. We also got other Pokémon, so we could go farther and farther from home. But where is my beloved Gym Leader? Where is that city he said he's from? I do have the Town Map, but maps baffle me. It doesn't matter, though. If we keep moving, we'll get somewhere.
The more lost you are, the less useful a map becomes! You know it's true!
How Is This Possible? Pokémon Gyms Can't Be Found Everywhere!
Our journey was long, and it was hard. But no one wants to hear that! So, I finally found my Gym Leader. But, he has an incurable disease! He begged me, out of the blue, with his last wish. He asked for my Pokémon! But my Kricketune's my partner!
Every time I see Kricketune's face, I get reminded of our time together...
My Trail of Footprints Shortened the Distance Between Us!
My beloved Gym Leader, whom I fought so hard to meet, was a fraud! How dare he con this pure maiden! How dare he toy with my emotions! But whose fault was it? Was it mine for being taken in? All I know is that my tears overflow, and despair is my world...
That Gym Leader's eating a Giga Impact for playing me for a fool!
Kricketune and I! Our Bond Is True!
Second to last episode
Having defeated the fake Gym Leader, Kricketune and I stood in a daze. We were spent. Drained by a romance that ended as a nightmare. It was then my childhood friend, the former Bug Catcher, arrived. He did more than that. He confessed his love to me! "I wanted to become an Elite Four member, so I quit as a Gym Leader. But, then, that faker appeared. You took care of him, though!" Wait, ex-Bug Catcher! What? What are you saying?!
You were laughing at me for falling for that fraud, weren't you?