IS04

Nothing But Rumors
Illust Story
Hopeless Freeloader
Weedle Tends to Poison Jab
ビードルは毒(どく)づきがち
Featured card(s) Weedle (VMAX Climax)
Entry number Illust Story 04
Author Saji Komori[1]
Release date December 3, 2021

Weedle Tends to Poison Jab (Japanese: ビードルは毒(どく)づきがち) is the fourth entry of the Japanese Illust Story web series. It tells the story of Weedle from VMAX Climax, illustrated by Sanosuke Sakuma. The story was first published on December 3, 2021 and is written by Saji Komori.

Blurb

If you say poisonous things, you are going to offend someone. For example, you shouldn't say something like "Isn't it obvious that a bigger guy would be stronger?" to a large Pokémon who boasts of his strength. The way to survive in the forest is by not saying that out loud even if you think it. However, Weedle ended up spitting poisonous words.

Japanese transcript

毒(どく)のある物言(ものい)いをすれば、角(かど)が立(た)つ。例(たと)えば、“大(おお)きいやつの方(ほう)が強(つよ)いなんて、当(あ)たり前(まえ)じゃない?”などと、力(ちか)自(らじ)慢(まん)の大(おお)きなポケモンに言(い)うべきではない。そう思(おも)ったとしても口(くち)には出(だ)さないのが森(もり)で生(い)きるすべだ。しかし、ビードルはついつい毒(どく)づいてしまうのだった。

Plot

If you say poisonous things, you are going to offend someone. For example, you shouldn't say something like "Isn't it obvious that a bigger guy would be stronger?" to a large Pokémon who boasts of his strength. The way to survive in the forest is by not saying that out loud even if you think it. However, Weedle happened to do just that. After going to the trouble of collecting ripe, in-season leaves, those big guys used brute force to snatch them away. Sure enough, Weedle provoked their wrath, and got tackled.

All of a sudden, an outspoken voice came from above. "You're making a face, what happened?" It was the voice of a carefree Heracross. Training is its hobby, and it is among the strongest in the forest.

"Since you understand the kind of face I'm making, it'd be nice if you backed off," Weedle answered, without even making eye contact. From the edge of its vision, it could see a wavering, flickering shadow. Weedle could tell that Heracross was training.

"It looks like you picked a fight and suffered damage from a vicious beating. You're a bit like me."

Weedle turned around to try and object that they aren't alike. There is nothing more empty than receiving self-serving sympathy. But, after thinking about it, Weedle swallowed its words. To put it simply, it was disoriented. As Heracross moved its body, the light shining directly from behind also moved: as if the sunlight itself was being manipulated. But in reality, it was just a Pokémon fit for battle, training. And yet, it was awfully dazzling.

Truthfully, Weedle couldn't help being disagreeable–it was just a smooth talker, without any goals, living in obscurity... secluded. Without thinking, Weedle asked a pleading question.
"Why are we alike? I don't have thick fore-wings like yours. I don't even have an impressive horn."

"Yeah you do. A poisonous one at that."

"Don't tease me!"

"Am I teasing? If you're angry, come and face me! Don't hold back: knock me over with a single strike!" Weedle couldn't back down now, since Heracross said all that. Losing control of itself, it jabbed towards Heracross, and toppled over weakly from the recoil. How pathetic.

"Look! Don't you have one? –an impressive horn. Your horn is poisonous!" Heracross pointed at the mark left on its thick fore-wings. Weedle was left awestruck. That's right! Weedle couldn't see the poisonous barb on the top of its head. It only leaves a faint mark now, but it's said that if the poison barb is trained well, it will become a magnificent weapon that overwhelms the opponent in a single strike.

Heracross kept on that there is skill to it. It seems that Heracross was taught by an even stronger master. "Given that we have similar horns, we should be able to acquire the same skill. What do you want to do?"

Weedle immediately replied that it wanted to train. For the first time, from the bottom of its heart, it wanted to become strong. It has a useful poisonous horn, after all. Maybe someday, it will be able to land a poisonous single strike on a large Pokémon that boasts of its strength, all the while saying "did you think that a bigger guy would be stronger?"

"Until then, let's train together, senpai." As Weedle said that, Heracross pointed towards a branch that looked easy for Weedle to grasp, and quivered its fore-wings happily. "Well then, we'll start with sit-ups."

The afternoon light shone straight into the forest, illuminating the two of them.

Japanese transcript

毒(どく)のある物言(ものい)いをすれば、角(かど)が立(た)つ。例(たと)えば、“大(おお)きいやつの方(ほう)が強(つよ)いなんて、当(あ)たり前(まえ)じゃない?”などと、力(ちか)自(らじ)慢(まん)の大(おお)きなポケモンに言(い)うべきではない。そう思(おも)ったとしても口(くち)には出(だ)さないのが森(もり)で生(い)きるすべだ。しかし、ビードルは上(うえ)の通(とお)りに言(い)ってしまった。せっかく集(あつ)めた食(た)べ頃(ごろ)の葉(は)っぱが、大(おお)きな奴(やつ)らに力(ちから)ずくで奪(うば)われたから。そして案(あん)の定(じょう)、怒(いか)りを買(か)って体当(たいあ)たりを食(くら)らったのだった。

“そんな顔(かお)してどうした?”

ふと頭(ずじ)上(ょう)から無遠慮(むえんりょ)な声(こえ)が降(ふ)ってきた。この声(こえ)は能天気(のうてんき)なヘラクロスだろう。トレーニングが趣味(しゅみ)で、森(もり)の中(なか)でも屈強(くっきょう)な部類(ぶるい)に入る。“どんな顔(かお)してるかまで分(わ)かったなら、ほっといてくれれば良(い)いのに”

目(め)も合(あ)わせずにビードルは答(こた)えた。視界(しかい)の端(はし)でゆらゆら影(かげ)が揺(ゆ)れる。その揺(ゆ)れ方(かた)で、ヘラクロスがトレーニングをしていると分(わ)かった。

“喧嘩(けんか)売(う)ってボコボコにやられたってとこか。ビードルって僕(ぼく)とちょっと似(に)てるよね”、

似(に)てない、と反(はん)論(ろん)しようとして振(ふ)り向(む)いた。勝手(かって)な同(どう)情(じょう)を寄(よ)せられるほど、虚(むな)しくなることはない。だが、振(ふ)り返(かえ)ったビードルは言葉(ことば)を飲(の)み込(こ)んでしまった。ひとことで言(い)えば、目(め)が眩(くら)んだ。ヘラクロスが体(からだ)を動(うご)かすと、背後(はいご)からまっすぐ射(さ)しこむ光(ひかり)も動(うご)き、まるで太(たい)陽(よう)の光(ひかり)を操(あやつ)っているかのように見(み)えたのだ。実(じっ)際(さい)はただ、バトルに向(む)いたポケモンが鍛(きた)えている、それだけのこと。なのにひどくまぶしかった。本(ほん)当(とう)は嫌(いや)でしょうがなかったんだ、口(くち)だけ達(たっ)者(しゃ)で、なんの目(もく)標(ひょう)も持(も)たず、ただ燻(くすぶ)っているだけの自分(じぶん)が。思(おも)わず懇(こん)願(がん)するように尋(たず)ねる。

“どこが似(に)てるの? キミのような分厚(ぶあつ)い前翅(ぜんし)も、ご立派(りっぱ)な角(つの)もないのに”

“あるよ。いちいち毒(どく)がある”

“からかうなよ”

“からかうかよ。ムカついたなら僕(ぼく)に向(む)かってこい。加減(かげん)せず、「いちげき」で倒(たお)すつもりで” そこまで言(い)われたら引(ひ)き下(さ)がれない。無我夢中(むがむちゅう)でヘラクロスに突(つ)っ込(こ)み、その反(はん)動(どう)でビードルはぼてぼて転(ころ)がった。ああ、情(なさ)けない。“ほらね。あるじゃないか、立派(りっぱ)な角(つの)が。キミの角(つの)には毒(どく)がある”

ヘラクロスは分厚(ぶあつ)い前翅(ぜんし)に残(のこ)る跡(あと)を指差(ゆびさ)した。ビードルはぽかんとしている。そう、ビードルには自分(じぶん)の頭(あたま)の上(うえ)に付(つ)いている毒(どく)針(ばり)が見(み)えていなかったのだ。今(いま)はかすった跡(あと)が残(のこ)るくらいだが、この毒(どく)針(ばり)は鍛(ばり)えあげれば、いちげきで相手(あいて)を圧(あいて)倒(とう)する立派(りっぱ)な武(ぶ)器(き)になるという。

ヘラクロスは「かた」があると続(つづ)けた。ヘラクロスよりもずっと強(つよ)い師(しし)匠(ょう)に教(おし)えてもらうものらしい。ツノが似(に)ている僕(ぼく)らなら、同(おな)じ「かた」を習(しゅ)得(うとく)できるはずだが、どうする、と。ビードルは即(そく)答(とう)で修(しゅ)行(ぎょう)したいと答(こた)えた。心(こころ)から強(つよ)くなりたいと思(おも)ったのは初(はじ)めてだった。

毒(どく)のある角(つの)ならば、役(やく)に立(た)つ。いつか、“大(おお)きいやつの方(ほう)が強(つよ)いなんて思(おも)ってたの?” などと、力(ちか)自(らじ)慢(まん)の大(おお)きなポケモンにも、毒(どく)っ気(け)たっぷりのいちげきをお見(み)舞(ま)い出(で)来(き)るだろうか。

“それまで一(いっ)緒(しょ)に鍛(きた)えてよ、先(せん)輩(ぱい)!”ビードルがそう言(い)うと、じゃあ腹(ふっ)筋(きん)からだな、とヘラクロスはビードルがつかまれそうな枝(えだ)を指(さ)し、嬉(うれ)しそうに前翅(ぜんし)をふるわせた。森(もり)には午(ご)後(ご)の光(ひかり)がまっすぐ射(さ)し込(こ)んで、二匹(にひき)を照(て)らしている。

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References

  1. ↑ 小森さじ - Twitter、Dec 3, 2021
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