User:Optimatum

	WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

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Huh? Uhhh...what time is it? 6:30 PM? Oh, you must be one of the guests. Erm, lemme see...Nono, no need to sign on the guestlist. I have your name right here.... Oh, the dinner? I...Oh no! The chicken!!! Uhh, okay. Before I go save my kitchen, I must ask you not to touch my diary on the table.

Diary:

Profile

Usertags This user has black hair. This user's birthday is June 15. This user identifies as male. File:Manga stub.png ♥ This user loves マンガ. ♥ This user is a member of Project Manga. This user helped upgrade Bulbapedia to Platinum standard.

Username: What? Real Name: Ivan Hoshikawa, Shōnan-tō (Ivan Hoshikawa of Singapore, Light of the South) Userage: A year. ALthough I've only been editing half that time...Gah. Real Age: 5 times 2 = 12 (South Park joke) Main edits: Manga. Chuang Yi makes too many mistakes. Favorite Anime: Ryusei no Rockman/Shooting Star Rockman. Favorite Manga: ポケットモンスター☆SPECIAL/Pokémon Adventures Favorite Game: ポケットモンスター プラチナ/Pokémon Platinum Favorite Pokémon Episode: Pregnant Ash Favorite Pokémon Character: Platina Berlitz. What, I can't like Special characters? Favorite Girl: What? Quote: Not even Bush can save me now...

Ivan Hoshikawa ホシカワジヨン Hoshikawa Jon [[File:File:RioluAuraSphere.jpg|{{{size}}}]] Boy from Hoenn Age 12 Gender Male Hometown Region Kanto Relatives Old man Trainer class Trainer Generation IV Games ShinyGold

Talking to myself...

So you no Christian?

Unfortunately, no.

Why not? I think you make good Christian.

Oh, sure, I try to act like a Christian to please my parents and stuff. I believe there's a God somewhere. Out there. I just can't bring myself to believe that that God would actually send his own son to die (Plan B happened to be raising him up again) and forgive humanity's sins. I can't believe in grace. So you could call me a theist, but I don't believe in grace. I doubt I ever will.

To-do list

• Try and make a Pokémon Mystery Dungeon standard so that moves like Discharge will be identified to PMD-ers.
• Complete the tables on IQ.
• Complete the tables on Trade items. Going to take a while, there are at least 104 items. I'll probably do them like Generation starter at a time, then the other starters, then the babies, then the legends. But it'll still take a long time.
• Get a table for Appendix:List of tiers. But it isn't my top priority as it isn't a good page.
• Finish Blood's Only Light and Umbreon's Quest.
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        • And get over writer's block.

Message for everyone

Seriously, guys. There's a userspace abuser in Bulbapedia, somewhere. He's, like, editing his userpage with crap and stuff and has tons of subpages. Isn't he abusing the userspace? Also, whenever he edits articles, he lacks grammar and spelling and stuff. Oh, wait, you want to know his name? HAH! That's easy his name is Optimatum! So QUICK, BLOCK HIM.

Games owned

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Pokémon Red

STATUS: LOST

Given to me in 2005, I couldn't save. Only when I read the GSDS remake article did I realize why. Battery dry. Due to neglect, I lost it awhile later.

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Pokémon Ruby

STATUS: LOST

My first Pokémon game, my first video game, and my first encounter with piracy. Singapore, at the time, didn't have strict laws on copyright. So I bought a PIRATED version. Who knows what happened to the shop. I seriously can't bother to remember its name...

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Pokémon Emerald

STATUS: GIVEN AWAY

I believe I got this game soon after it was released in Singapore. Guess what? FAKE. How did I know? I lost my data after the Hall of Fame. I gave it to my sis and the two of us eventually drained the battery.

Pokémon Emerald [TAKE 2]

STATUS: GIVEN AWAY

I got a new Emerald after that. Guess what? FINALLY. I get a REAL game! I got this shortly after receiving ranger. I hoped it wasn't fake, and thankfully, it wasn't. After playing through it and transporting most of my Pokémon (and cloned Master Balls) to Pearl, I gave it to, guess who? Mt sis.

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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team

STATUS: GIVEN AWAY

I seriously don't need to say who I gave it to, right?

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Pokémon Ranger

STATUS: GIVEN AWAY

-SILENCE-

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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon 2: Explorers of Time

STATUS: STUCK

Got the game, finished it, killed the post story. Restarted, and now I'm stuck. STUCK AT THE FUCKING SPACIAL RIFT DAMMIT.

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Pokémon Pearl

STATUS: LOST

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! I LOST MY PEARL ALONG WITH THE REST OF MY GAMES.

Pokémon Adventures

Collection Status:

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• Note: Italicized volumes mean that that volume has not been obtained yet. TBR means that the volume is to be released in Japanese.

Fanfiction

Main article: Ivan Hoshikawa

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♫ This user will miss you When he's Gone. ♫ This user wants you to Shut Up. ♫ This user's life is Complicated. ♫ This user has gone Numb. ♫ This user has gone Crazy and so has everyone else. This user hates his life. This user hates a certain someone..	This user is a player of Pokémon Emerald Version. This user is a player of Pokémon Pearl Version. This user is a player of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time. This user is a player of Pokémon Ranger. This user's favorite anime is Fate/Stay Night. This user's favorite video game is Rockman ZX Advent.	This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. This user uses Windows Live Messenger. This user contributes using broadband. This user agrees with Politoed666 and is sick and tired of users nominating each other for adminship because they're "nice". This user does not trust Chuang Yi. This user comes from Singapore.

File:DP Officer.png	This user is frequently on petrol.

	{This user was awarded the Golden Slowpoke Award for the month of November. *

I am very honored to have received this award for no particular reason.

	This user is a Maverick.

Don't tell those Hunters I'm here. Especially that Ashe. As cute as she is, don't tell her.

And on a sidenote...

Here is the list of songs that I like.

Song	Band	Album	Comments
Take My Hand	Simple Plan	Simple Plan	Don't try to take mine. =D
Your Love Is a Lie	Simple Plan	Simple Plan	It is, isn't it?
When I'm Gone	Simple Plan	Simple Plan	I'll miss you when I'm gone.
Crazy	Simple Plan	Still Not Getting Any...	This song rocks.
Welcome to My Life	Simple Plan	Still Not Getting Any...	Another excellent song
Perfect	Simple Plan	No Pads, No Helmets…Just Balls.	I’m sorry, my edits ain’t Perfect.
Innocence	Avril Lavigne	Best Damn Thing	When you listen to her swearing, all of a sudden she ain't that innocent.
Best Damn Thing	Avril Lavigne	Best Damn Thing	See what I mean?
Sk8ter Boi	Avril Lavigne	Let Go	5h3 n33d5 70 134rn 50m3 5p3111n6.
Complicated	Avril Lavigne	Let Go	Why is Bulbapedia so complicated? Can’t edit at al…
Numb	Linkin Park	Meteora	My fingers are numb typing this far...
You're Pitiful	Weird Al Yankovic	Free Download on MySpace	Yep. Bulbapedians are pitiful.
Amish Paradise	Weird Al	Bad Hair Day	I seriously didn't pay the telephone bill for 300 years.
Canadian Idiot	Weird Al	Straight Outta Lynwood	I am not a Canadian and I don't really hate 'em.
White and Nerdy	Weird Al	Straight Outta Lynwood	You'd be nerdy to have read this far.

And yes, I know that Numb and Canadian Idiot links are wrong. I don't care.

Contact

• BMGf, Optimatum
  • The only way you should be able to contact me without MSN.
• dA, Optimus35
• FF.net, Ivan Hoshikawa
• Email