User:PH1RESTRIKE

You have new mothers (last shower)

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The Golden Moonkip Award De-Congratulations! For your terrible disagreement that Mudkipz r oresum, Bulbapedia, you have been awarded the your mother's toe Golden Moonkip Award for March, 1941 by the Bulbapedia edible board! Please place [[User:Your/Mother received MoonKip|{{color|000|this template}}]] onto your Trainer Case by putting {{User:Your/Mother received MoonKip|March, 1941}} among your userboxes.

PH1RE's Page Lair
Enter&Feel the ph1r3!

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Fi-ray ►strike!

Quote of the day: Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us, if you love it, you probably have a uterus!

Videos of the month/week

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FYI, I'm 5 years old too.

Addicting... IDK why.

Status

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I watched Barack Obama's inauguration on the device. It's a waste, waiting in Washington for 8 hours to hear a 30-second pledge to be the president.

	Hist erus ash yaxldesi.

I actually used to, but now I can read perfectly.

	This user is emotional.

	This user thinks that a baby Kangaskhan would be awesome.

File:MarleyPlatinum.gif	This user thinks Marley is hot (hee hee hee)

File:CynthiaPlatinum.gif	This user thinks Cynthia is hot (hoo hoo hoo)

	This user lieks Mudkipz.

...DON'T YELL AT ME -.-

	This user identifies as genderless.

File:FL RocketGruntM.png	This user lives in Celadon City.

	This user supports Pokémon cloning.

	This user supports Pokémon cloning.

	This user supports Pokémon cloning.

Note

For all of you people out there who have wanted to(or have already) e-mailed me, it will sort of be a waste considering the fact that I hardly check my e-mail often. Instead, you can contact me over AIM (SN being revealed shortly).

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Personally, I think the FR/LG games are the best, because it's a better Red/Blue/Green overall. And all of you should remember the goodness of R/B when you were little children... If GSDS ever comes out, then that will probably be tied with it.

Teams coming out sooner or later.

I think I just died.

History

I came across this danged pedia on...uh...who knows when? Anyhow, I made these really obnoxious edit-comments on the Pokémon Diamond and Pearl and Pokémon Red and Blue games, with horrible eye-bleeding grammar and 100% opinion. After it got deleted, I asked the worst thing you could ask someone:

hey, y is every1 deletin everything i rite!!!

Yes, I got pwned for that. Then I took extra grammar and spelling lessons at school. This made me write a teeny bit better, but I still used numbers in place of words. That was the "chase", as every grammatically incorrect edit I made got undoified. Then came the fight. I don't want to talk about it.

My best friend was killed, but that didn't stop my mainspace edits.

And now I look up to the sysops and admins as total idiots wiki masters. Now I make edits everywhere except the TCG, TFG, and console games. I'm pretty horrible at templates, too. But you can always count on me for accurately written info!

Self-Projects

1. Unstubify all stubs.
2. Rephrase sentences to look professional (i.e., it's to it is).
3. Adjust info (duh)
4. Capture this annoying little thingy.

Retarded a-hole FUN facts

• Look to your right.
• I have a Dialga&Palkia DS Lite.
• I can automatically adjust your away message on AIM.
• "HERACROSS" (or whatever you call this thing) DOES NOT EXIST

	This user thinks KNOWS that this is a Fakémon.

• I am an avid hater of Neopets (yes, I used to like it once)

	This user decrees that Red>Ash. It's official! Can't do nothin 'bout it! A ha! Ha! HA!!!

• Yes, that's true.
• I played the piano, but I quit lessons and tried to learn on my own. Eventually, I only managed to learn one great-sounding song, so I retired and started listening to it instead.