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(Parody that shan't be on my other page...)
(*sob*)
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NOTE: If you find anything offensive to yourself{{tt|*|As in offensive disses or perverted stuff, NOT THINGS LIKE "i liek mudkipz"}} then feel free to tell me to delete it, or be an <s>obnoxious bastard</s> immediate-action taker and delete it at once.
R.I.P. My best friend. We all won in the gang fight except for him. He's gone. I wasn't even invited to his funeral. He was the bravest. Wish him luck in heaven.


<big><big><big><big>MY BEST FRIEND HAS NOT SURVIVED AND RETURNED!!!!!!</big></big></big></big>


<big><big><big><big>I HAVE SURVIVED AND RETURNED!!!!!!</big></big></big></big>
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! MY PARTNER HAS LOST THE FIGHT!!!


THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! I HAVE WON THE FIGHT!!!
Only a...DEAD BODY won't make me stop mourning!!!


Only a black eye and a sprained ankle won't make me stop cheering!!!
I'll give more info on the fight later. But for now, let's MOURN!!!


I'll give info on the fight later. But for now, let's CELEBRATE!!!
*sob*
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{{User Happy}}
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This song is about what the fight was about. It takes some inference to understand.
This song is about what the fight was about. It takes some inference to understand.


<ab>I'm vs. the very best
<ab>I'm vs. the *sob* very best
Like no one ever was
Like no one ever was
To survive is my real test
To survive is my real test
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I will race them across the town
I will race them across the town
Fighting far and wide
Fighting far and wide
Each rival gang to understand
Each *sob* rival gang to understand
The secret that's inside
The secret that's inside


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You help me, and I'll help you
You help me, and I'll help you
PH1RESTRIKE
PH1RESTRIKE
Gotta fight 'em all!
Gotta fight *sob* 'em all!
Gotta fight 'em all!
Gotta fight 'em all!
Gotta fight 'em all!
Gotta fight 'em all!
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With courage I will face
With courage I will face
I will battle ev'ry day
I will battle ev'ry day
To bring down the rival's place
To bring *sob* down the rival's place


Come with me, the time is right
Come with me, the time is right
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You help me, and I'll help you
You help me, and I'll help you
PH1RESTRIKE
PH1RESTRIKE
Gotta catch 'em all! (5×)
Gotta catch 'em all! (5×) *sob*




PH1RESTRIKE (Gotta fight 'em all), it's you and me
PH1RESTRIKE (Gotta fight 'em all), it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
I know it's my destiny
PH1RESTRIKE...ooh, you're my best friend
PH1RESTRIKE...ooh, you're my best friend *SOB*
In a world we must defend
In a world we must defend
PH1RESTRIKE (Gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true
PH1RESTRIKE (Gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true
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==Hi==
==Hi==
I noticed you have been eating the <code>User:</code> nmspc whoo, way too much today. You may already be aware of this, but Bulbapedia has 95.3 Userspace policyses that forces moms to only eat their pages nine hundred times a day, at least. Instead of making multiple pees, why not use the Preview butt (Ctrl + Alt + Delete) located right next to the eat butt to look at your mother and see how it is cmng? Tht wy, your mom can look awful while barfing within the optional amount of moms. Just wait until next year, ok? Thanks! --PH1RESTRIKE 00:00, 30 February 1776 (UPP)
I noticed you have been eating the *sob* <code>User:</code> nmspc whoo, way too much today. You may already be aware of this, but Bulbapedia has 95.3 Userspace policyses that forces moms to only eat their pages nine hundred times a day, at least. Instead of making multiple pees, why not use the Preview butt (Ctrl + Alt + Delete) located right next to the eat butt to look at your mother and see how it is cmng? Tht wy, your mom can look awful while barfing within the optional amount of moms. Just wait until next year, ok? Thanks! --PH1RESTRIKE 00:00, 30 February 1776 (UPP)




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I am '''PH1RESTRIKE'''.-->
I am '''PH1RESTRIKE'''.-->
*sob*

Revision as of 22:39, 13 January 2009

R.I.P. My best friend. We all won in the gang fight except for him. He's gone. I wasn't even invited to his funeral. He was the bravest. Wish him luck in heaven.

MY BEST FRIEND HAS NOT SURVIVED AND RETURNED!!!!!!

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! MY PARTNER HAS LOST THE FIGHT!!!

Only a...DEAD BODY won't make me stop mourning!!!

I'll give more info on the fight later. But for now, let's MOURN!!!

  • sob*
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Hist erus ash yaxldesi.

I actually used to, but now I can read perfectly.

481.png This user is emotional.
GoodBabyKangac.png This user thinks that a baby Kangaskhan would be awesome.
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This user thinks Marley is hot (hee hee hee)
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This user thinks Cynthia is hot (hoo hoo hoo)
258Mudkip.png This user lieks Mudkipz.

...DON'T YELL AT ME -.-


(cue music)

This song is about what the fight was about. It takes some inference to understand.

I'm vs. the *sob* very best
Like no one ever was
To survive is my real test
To deflect them is my cause

I will race them across the town
Fighting far and wide
Each *sob* rival gang to understand
The secret that's inside

PH1RESTRIKE (Gotta fight 'em all), it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
PH1RESTRIKE...ooh, you're my best friend
In a town we must defend
PH1RESTRIKE (Gotta fight 'em all), a fate so true
Our courage will pull us through
You help me, and I'll help you
PH1RESTRIKE
Gotta fight *sob* 'em all!
Gotta fight 'em all!
Gotta fight 'em all!

Yeah...

Ev'ry battle along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle ev'ry day
To bring *sob* down the rival's place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team,
Arm in arm, we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

PH1RESTRIKE (Gotta fight 'em all), it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
PH1RESTRIKE...ooh, you're my best friend
In a town we must defend
PH1RESTRIKE (Gotta fight 'em all), a fate so true
Our courage will pull us through
You help me, and I'll help you
PH1RESTRIKE
Gotta catch 'em all! (5×) *sob*


PH1RESTRIKE (Gotta fight 'em all), it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
PH1RESTRIKE...ooh, you're my best friend *SOB*
In a world we must defend
PH1RESTRIKE (Gotta catch 'em all), a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me, and I'll teach you
PH1RESTRIKE
Gotta fight 'em all!
Gotta fight 'em all!
PH1RESTRIKE

Hi

I noticed you have been eating the *sob* User: nmspc whoo, way too much today. You may already be aware of this, but Bulbapedia has 95.3 Userspace policyses that forces moms to only eat their pages nine hundred times a day, at least. Instead of making multiple pees, why not use the Preview butt (Ctrl + Alt + Delete) located right next to the eat butt to look at your mother and see how it is cmng? Tht wy, your mom can look awful while barfing within the optional amount of moms. Just wait until next year, ok? Thanks! --PH1RESTRIKE 00:00, 30 February 1776 (UPP)


  • sob*