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User:Telme

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File:GSDS logo.png WE DID IT! HELL YEAH! WOOHOO!.
Image:Ash Sprite.pngImage:BlueJirachi.png This user is a UserShipper.

Hi everyone, I know it's been a while since I've been in and out of this. But now, I'm back. I'm now pretty sure that I can't be sure if I'll be back for good of not. But, regardless, I'm back for the time being. So, yeah.

This user identifies as male.
This user comes from the United States.
This user is from the state of New York.
Image:Spr 1b 006.png This user is a player of Pokémon Red Version.
This user's starter Pokémon is Bulbasaur.
Image:Spr 1b 009.png This user is a player of Pokémon Blue Version.
This user's starter Pokémon is Squirtle.
Image:Spr 1y 025.png This user is a player of Pokémon Yellow Version.
…well, DUH!.
Image:Spr 2s 249.png This user is a player of Pokémon Silver Version.
This user's starter Pokémon is Cyndaquil.
This user is a player of Pokémon Ruby Version.
This user's starter Pokémon is Torchic.
This user is a player of Pokémon Sapphire Version.
This user's starter Pokémon is Treecko.
This user is a player of Pokémon FireRed Version.
This user is a player of Pokémon LeafGreen Version.
This user's starter Pokémon is Bulbasaur.
This user is a player of Pokémon Emerald Version.
This user's starter Pokémon is Mudkip.
This user is a player of Pokémon Pearl Version.
This user's starter Pokémon is Piplup.
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This user wants a copy of Pokémon Green Version .

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This user wants a copy of Pokémon Gold Version .

…at least a new battery for the one I already have.
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This user wants a copy of Pokémon Crystal Version .

This user is a player of Pokémon Platinum Version.
This user strives to complete the Pokédex.
This user thinks that a baby Kangaskhan would be awesome.
This user has lost a Pokémon game.
This user is a Catholic.
Image:UnownQuestion.png This user is agnostic.
This user is obsessed with Japan.
This user's favorite Pokémon is Venusaur.
This user's favorite Pokémon is Quilava.
This user's favorite Pokémon is Marshtomp.
This user's favorite Pokémon is Turtwig.
This user's favorite Pokémon is Tyranitar.
This user's favorite Pokémon is Magnezone.
Agreed
This user's favorite Pokémon is Mew.
This user's favorite Pokémon is Mantine.
This user's favorite Pokémon is Flygon.
This user lieks Mudkipz.
But I liek Marshtomps more (no, "liek" doesn't mean lick, it means like).
This user watches the Pokémon anime on YouTube.
This user was born in the Year of the Dog.
This user's favorite shipping is PokéShipping.
This user's favorite shipping is LuckShipping.
This user's favorite shipping is QuestShipping.
This user's favorite shipping is LagomorphShipping.
This user's favorite shipping is HandymanShipping.
This user is a shipper.
This user is in love.
This user spends too much time on the computer.
This user is emotional.
This user is a WikiGnome.
This user supports the old voice actors.
This user supports the new voice actors.
This user has watched Computer Soldier Porygon.
This user likes the original series of the Pokémon anime.
This user contributes using Safari.
This user is a loner.
Kinda. I will socialize with others, when I feel like it.
This user is only skin and bones.
This user likes to experiment with Templates.

This is MADNESS!

THIS IS SPARTA!!!
O RLY?
YA RLY!
All your base are belong to us!
What you say!!!
FALCON PUNCH!!!
YES! Show me ya moves!
This user can Shoop da Whoop.
On the side, there is a demonstration.
Got Milk?
No.
This user got RickRolled.
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This user used to have one of these, till the user met one of these.
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Trainer Stole My Bike (and his Pikachu destroyed it)!
Pull my finger!
Telme used Poison Gas!
This user had to send in about a million postcards to win that hat.
Wait a minute… A MILLION POST CARDS? That must mean, IT'S OVER 9000!
THIS USER HAS FURY.
These donuts are great. Jelly-filled are my favorite. Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut.
Those aren't donuts, they're popcorn balls, I mean sandwiches, I mean Onigiri/Rice Balls!
F*** YEAH SEAKING!
This user thinks that Bidoof is the strongest Pokémon of all.
Not really, but jokingly.
This user supports the idea that XxXcharmanderXxX came up with.
It's a me! Mario!.
Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes....
I AM SNEASEL!.
Hey Einstein! I'm on your side!.
That's it. I've had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!.
Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!.
This user thinks Krabby is full of win!.
Harder.
Better.
Faster.
Stronger.
I can has Cheezbuger?.
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!.
It's okay to be gay!.
Let's rejoice with the boys!.
In the gay way!.
This user has too many usertags.

And proud of it!

Contents

My History on Pokémon

Chapter One: And So It Begins…


For as long as I could remember, Pokémon was around. My sister had a copy of Pokémon Red Version, which was (I think) how I was introduced to the fad. I even remember part of the team. I remember she started with a Venusaur (because they're awsome) and a Kangaskhan (because it was burned or poisoned, strange what things stand out in your mind).

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Venusaur
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Kangaskhan


Chapter Two: My First Official Pokémon Game! Pokémon Silver Version!


The day is December 25, 2000, Christmas Morning, and I was fired up (I and I didn't have a single drop of Gay Fuel in me). I was hoping for a copy of Pokémon Blue version, because the Blastoise on the cover looked awesome and it was the counterpart to my sister's Red Version. I got a blue GameBoy Color, and a Pokémon game. Much to my dismay at the time, it wasn't Blue Version. However, I would eventually be thankful for that gift from my grandmother for it was (drum roll please)… POKÉMON SILVER! I don't remember much about my first save file aside from starting with Totodile and finding getting through the Ice Cave was a pain in the ass.


Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire Versions! My first Pokémon Games in 3 Years!


Three years passed, I skipped Pokémon Crystal (now I regret it), life went on. Then, one day, my grandmother picked me up from school. She had with her a copy of both Pokémon Ruby AND Sapphire! I split it with my brother (even though he wasn't such a Pokémon fan). I lost my Sapphire version at a hotel… So my mom got me a new one. I also played with my brother's game. In fact, I still have that save file on my game still today! On both games! However, I was a bit disappointed in these games. The Pokémon were limited, there was no connection with the old games, the music got a bit annoying after a while, it just wasn't the same as Silver. However, it would make up for this…


More Coming Soon…


NEXT TIME: Pokémon Emerald! Correcting an Early Mistake!

Because Someone Had To…

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IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZER!

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BERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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I'm ridin' spinnaz (they don't stop).

This clearly doesn't look like anything suggestive

My Opinion on Popular Pokémon Topics

I just thought I should get my thoughts out to everyone.

4Kids and PUSA

Personally, I think the 4Kids voice overs are actually not that bad, not even the Sonic X voices (I'm screwed). I was a bit upset about the voice change at first (like, who wasn't?) but it got better, and I realized Ash's balls needed to drop sooner or later (and that Natochenny grew up with the franchise, and is pretty damn hot).

GSDS

…If this doesn't happen before the end of Generation IV, I will shank Satoshi Tajiri.

Shipping

My favorite ships are PokéShipping, LuckShipping, and QuestShipping. I love PokéShipping because it's so inevitable that I'm surprised that there are others supporting other ships involving Ash or Misty (oops, I'm sorry). However, if I were new to the anime and Misty never joined Ash's traveling group, I would probably be an AbilityShipper. I love LuckShipping because Brock and Lucy are the only legible couple. They're both in-game characters, they are around the same age (don't be fooled by Lucy's ridiculous height, I'm also tall for my age), Lucy is one of the few girls to show affection for Brock in return, and Brock hasn't even shown as much affection to any other girl (he wants her to join the traveling group, how extreme can you get?). I like QuestShipping and LagmorphShipping for the same reason as PokéShipping. As for HandymanShipping, I just feel Tracey needs a girl, just not Misty (sorry again).

Anime Team Predictions

See Here.

Anime Pokémon Genders

See Here.

Generation I Sprites

See Here

My Relations with Other Users

  • User:MAGNEDETH-This guy is the coolest. I'm working on a Pokémon spin-off aimed at an audience ages 13-30 to Satoshi Tajiri, and the main character's personality is somewhat shaped by this user (mostly in how he thinks about Pokémon).
  • User:DCM-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME? *cries in a corner*
  • User:Kenji-girl-A sweet girl. I used to have the hots for her, but I was young. I didn't know what I was doing.
  • User:Tavisource-A subject of UserShipping involving him and User:BlueJirachi. He told me he doesn't, and I'll respect him for that, but then again, Ash and Misty denied a romantic relationship involving themselves.
  • User:Kogoro-…Wow. DCM was right. She is pretty hot.

I'll do more, especially if you ask me to.

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