User:LaprasLaplace

Hi, I am LaprasLaplace and as you have guessed and this is my user page. Ironically, Lapras isn't my favorite Pokémon, but it was at the time I created this account (my current favorite is Azumarill). I am a math freak and love using complicated words. I am Pokémon fan since I was 7. You also probably noticed that I am horrible at making phrases (and it's not because English isn't my first language, I suck in text production in general). Now I am going to do what I do and rant a lot.

Why Sceptile has a higher Special Attack that it doesn't use? Why Regigigas needs Slow Start but Zacian is balanced? Why did Azumarill get a buff in Special Attack in Gen VI? Why give Rayquaza a Mega, it isn't strong enough? Why Phione doesn't evolve into Manaphy? Why there is way more punishment to physical attackers than special attackers? Why Stealth Rock depends on type matchup, someone hated Charizard on Game Freak? Why Kyurem doesn't get Ice Punch but Wooper and Gastly get? Why Growlithe cannot learn Growl? Why Starly and Shinx have Intimidate? Why Bug types never were buffed? Why Ghost resists Bug by the way? Why Ground and Poison aren't super effective against each other? Why no good fully evolved Pokémon gets Friend Guard? Why Inteleon got the worst hidden ability by a large gap in relation with the other Galar starters, GF hates Inteleon? Why Misty Terrain doesn't buff Fairy type moves? Why almost every Alola Pokémon is so slow? Why the Gen VI starters don't have Megas?

If you read all that crap, congratulations, you got the Patience Badge!

Oh, and I also own physical copies of Pokkén DX and Mystery Dungeon DX, so I can help with those games. (I didn't beat PMD DX yet by the way, but I beat the original so I know the plot)Update: Beated it but forgot to update the page.