User:Hotlavalatte

Catercake, the rare metamorphosis of a caterpie is caused by an adverse reaction to pie at its 2nd birthday party, and instead is forced to eat cake for every subsequent birthday. This causes the Catercake to evolve into forms that differ from its pie-eating brothers. The Catercake evolves not in to Metapod, but into the strange and misshapen metaMuffin. The Metamuffin in turn evolves into the healthier version of butterfree, which utilizes trans-fats instead of normal dairy fats to power its cheese-filled moves. The Margarinefree is the unfortunate result of the health food craze of the late 90's