User:Optimatum

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Optimatum, otherwise ThatKidWithNoOriginality, has been part of the Bulbapedia community for approximately 18 months. It is currently 13 years old and is currently studying at High School. It is training to be a prosecutor. Its real name is Siarnaq, a Reploid originally created by a kid by the name of "Ivan H. Elric".

Detailed Introduction

EXECUTING INTRODUCTION PROGRAM...
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PROGRAM READY. NOW DISPLAYING INFOMATION OF PROGRAM "SIARNAQ"...

NAME: SIARNAQ

AGE: 13

OCCUPATION: PROSECUTOR

INTERESTS:

  • FINDING OUT IF AILE LIKES VENT.
  • PLAYING ROCKMAN ZX AND ZXA. RYUUSEI NO ROCKMAN. ROCKMAN X. ROCKMAN ZERO. ROCKMAN.EXE. AND ROCKMAN.
  • POKéMON.
  • FINDING BULBABOT'S PASSWORD AND DESTROYING THE WORLD.

DISLIKES:

DEACTIVATING OUTPUT OF PROGRAM "SIARNAQ". NOW DISPLAYING INFOMATION OF PROGRAM "NAVI".

NAME: IVAN H. ELRIC

AGE: 13

OCCUPATION: DEFENSE ATTORNEY AT LAWL

INTERESTS:

  • BANANAS
  • SHIPPING SIARNAQ WITH RANDOM IDIOTS.

DISLIKES:

  • NOT THAT MANY THINGS.
  • HIS DOG, CAT, HAMSTERS AND RABBIT.
DEACTIVATING ALL OUTPUT SYSTEMS. TEMPORARY SHUT DOWN INITIATED.

Pokémon Pokémon

On Hand

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This is Power Glove. He's so bad...so bad...
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History

"It's...ALIIIIVE!!!"

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Equivalent Exchange. You've heard of the term, haven't you? To receive something, humankind must give something of equal value in return. For example, to receive a hard spanking, a boy must work hard at not doing his homework. Yep, Equivalent Exchange was not just a theory, it was the law of nature. That was what lead to alchemists trying to perform a certain taboo: Human transmutation.

Transmutation involves giving up an item for something of equal value. For example, you take a bar of gold and use alchemy to give it up for, say, a small atom of platinum. That's how it works, basically.

Alchemists have been trying for years to perform human transmutation. Two boys, Edward and Alphonse Elric, even lost their bodies attempting to do so. In the end, they all ended in failures...some ended up in the creation of homunculi.

Siarnaq was the result of its creator's sister transmuting himself with a machine. It was an accident, for she was actually attempting to turn that machine into a working one. The accident occured when her elbow was slightly touching the edge of the transmutation circle. When the process ended, Siarnaq lost every bit of humanity in her.

No, I'm just kidding. I created Siarnaq to ignore ignore certain people on MSN while I'm at school.

On Bulbapedia

June 2006: Signs up on Bulbapedia.

December 2007: Announces probable break.

July 2008: Takes break for 3 months

October 2008: Returns, disturbed by userspace ban.

Late October 2008: Gets pissed at some random guy.

November 2008: Gets banned.

December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.

Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by some, idiots, who are and stalking him. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!

The End

Yep, you've reached the bottom of this page. What prize should I give you...? Oh, right. My contact details...

I'll probably get one of those newfangled usertags thingys...later. =P

"I'll fix it up more later. ~Ivan Hoshikawa, on this article.