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Huh? Uhhh...what time is it? 6:30 PM? Oh, you must be one of the guests. Erm, lemme see...Nono, no need to sign on the guestlist. I have your name right [[Special:ListUsers|here...]]. Oh, the dinner? I...Oh no! The chicken!!! Uhh, okay. Before I go save my kitchen, I must ask you not to touch my diary on the table.
I'm the fucking critic. And there's [[User:Guardian|this guy who's been talking a <i>lot</i> about me lately. So here's my big comeback. You're a poopie head. *throws pen* Yeah, that's right, I've got pens! *maniacal laugh*
 
IT'S SATRICIAL: That most of this is sarcasm, of the Optimatum is clearly retarded for skipping his friend's wedding dinner just to do this. Also, it's understood that there's a saying "the pen is mightier than the sword" but no one cares about crap like that nowadays.
 
You got me blocked first? Well, your attempt failed this time! *maniacal laugh*
 
IT'S SATRICIAL: That Optimatum got blocked because of posting a mean comment and that Guardian never meant to block him, just remove his criticism.
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>throws another pen*
 
IT'S SATRICIAL: That Optimatum is CLEARLY copying the Angry Video Game Nerd, if not, this is all just one big coincidence.
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Revision as of 00:41, 4 December 2008

054.png WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

I'm the fucking critic. And there's [[User:Guardian|this guy who's been talking a lot about me lately. So here's my big comeback. You're a poopie head. *throws pen* Yeah, that's right, I've got pens! *maniacal laugh*

IT'S SATRICIAL: That most of this is sarcasm, of the Optimatum is clearly retarded for skipping his friend's wedding dinner just to do this. Also, it's understood that there's a saying "the pen is mightier than the sword" but no one cares about crap like that nowadays.

You got me blocked first? Well, your attempt failed this time! *maniacal laugh*

IT'S SATRICIAL: That Optimatum got blocked because of posting a mean comment and that Guardian never meant to block him, just remove his criticism.

*throws another pen*

IT'S SATRICIAL: That Optimatum is CLEARLY copying the Angry Video Game Nerd, if not, this is all just one big coincidence.

Diary:

Profile

Usertags
Spr DP Candice.png This user has black hair.
447.png This user's birthday is June 15.
448.png This user identifies as male.
File:Manga stub.png This user loves マンガ.
Project Manga logo.png This user is a member of Project Manga.
Bag Dubious Disc Sprite.png This user helped upgrade Bulbapedia to Platinum standard.

Username: What?
Real Name: Ivan Hoshikawa, Shōnan-tō (Ivan Hoshikawa of Singapore, Light of the South)
Userage: A year. ALthough I've only been editing half that time...Gah.
Real Age: 5 times 2 = 12 (South Park joke)
Main edits: Manga. Chuang Yi makes too many mistakes.
Favorite Anime: Ryusei no Rockman/Shooting Star Rockman.
Favorite Manga: ポケットモンスター☆SPECIAL/Pokémon Adventures
Favorite Game: ポケットモンスター プラチナ/Pokémon Platinum
Favorite Pokémon Episode: Pregnant Ash
Favorite Pokémon Character: Platina Berlitz. What, I can't like Special characters?
Favorite Girl: What?
Quote: Not even Bush can save me now...

Ivan Hoshikawa
ホシカワジヨン Hoshikawa Jon
[[File:File:RioluAuraSphere.jpg|{{{size}}}]]
Boy from Hoenn
Age 12
Gender Male
Hometown
Region Kanto
Relatives Old man
Trainer class Trainer
Generation IV
Games ShinyGold

Talking to myself...

So you no Christian?

Unfortunately, no.

Why not? I think you make good Christian.

Oh, sure, I try to act like a Christian to please my parents and stuff. I believe there's a God somewhere. Out there. I just can't bring myself to believe that that God would actually send his own son to die (Plan B happened to be raising him up again) and forgive humanity's sins. I can't believe in grace. So you could call me a theist, but I don't believe in grace. I doubt I ever will.

To-do list

  • Try and make a Pokémon Mystery Dungeon standard so that moves like Discharge will be identified to PMD-ers.
  • Complete the tables on IQ.
  • Complete the tables on Trade items. Going to take a while, there are at least 104 items. I'll probably do them like Generation starter at a time, then the other starters, then the babies, then the legends. But it'll still take a long time.
  • Get a table for Appendix:List of tiers. But it isn't my top priority as it isn't a good page.
  • Finish Blood's Only Light and Umbreon's Quest.
    • ...
      • ...
        • ...
          • And get over writer's block.

Message for everyone

Seriously, guys. There's a userspace abuser in Bulbapedia, somewhere. He's, like, editing his userpage with crap and stuff and has tons of subpages. Isn't he abusing the userspace? Also, whenever he edits articles, he lacks grammar and spelling and stuff. Oh, wait, you want to know his name? HAH! That's easy his name is Optimatum! So QUICK, BLOCK HIM.

List of notable Bulbapedists

Note: This section may or may not offend you. I don't give a shit as this is MY userpage and I can put WHATEVER I want here. So fuck off and shit on you you fleabags.

  • Kuki - A perfect example of an addict. Always gets into edit wars over pictures and want to replace good pics with possibly better pics. However, why change what's already good unless the former sucks ASS?
  • Optimatum - A userspace abuser, should be blocked by the following admin. Also forgets to use the preview button.
  • Jioruji Derako - One of my best friends and an expert at wikicode. Deserves to be an admin, even if it was the Signature policy that got him the job in the first place.
  • MAGNEDETH - The funniest admin around. Check out the page on his hated Pokaman.
  • DCM - Anti-Republican, hates MAGNEDETH, funniest non-admin around.
  • Chocolate - He's a mixed bag. What bag? A trash bag. It's like you're eating your food but all of a sudden you have stomachache and when you return, the food's dumped into the bag. Then your sister comes home and throws her tampons down the bag. And your brother comes home, he's drunk and he pukes into that same bag. I don't mean to be gross, but Chocolate has lots of improvement to do.
  • Change-For-The-Worst-Guy - Always trying to change Bulbapedia. Dude, there's this thingy called tradition.
  • TTEchidna - TTEchiba is the guy who welcomed the afore mentioned userspace abuser to Bulbapedia. After riding through the ranks, he emerged as Editor-in-Chief, basically, the big guy. I am honored to have seen him become the EiC, and hope that Bulbapedia will be as good as it was when it was being led by...
  • Zhen Lin - Ex-Editor-in-Chief. A great guy who does not take sides and resolves fights without any insults. I never said he didn't block anyone.
  • Politoed666 - TCG expert and in all a reat contributor.
  • Ph34r - My best friend and partner in crime.
  • Tina - Ex-crush, forever a friend.
  • Shiny Noctowl - Inactive, used to be a userspace abuser but still a good guy.
  • PAK Man - Eats up dots to advance in level Active admin who does his job and answers the questions of noobs newbs.
  • Kenji-girl - Great admin who does her job well. Though she has quite a temper, she's a great contributor and I hope to see more from her.
  • Maxim - Volcano, yet good editor. Seldom gets into edit wars, but then again, talk pages are his danger zone.

Well, that's it for now. Oh wait, forgot one more guy.

  • Archaic - The chief of the chief. This is the guy behind Bulbapedia! THIS IS THE GUY WHO MADE US WHAT WE ARE TODAY. Archaic will forever live on! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Pokémon Adventures

Collection Status:

  • Note: Italicized volumes mean that that volume has not been obtained yet. TBR means that the volume is to be released in Japanese.

Fanfiction

Main article: Ivan Hoshikawa

More usertags

Custom tags Games Geekfo
This user will miss you When he's Gone.
This user wants you to Shut Up.
This user's life is Complicated.
This user has gone Numb.
This user has gone Crazy and so has everyone else.
448.png This user hates his life.
038.png This user hates a certain someone..
Spr 3r 384.png This user is a player of Pokémon Emerald Version.
Spr 4d 484.png This user is a player of Pokémon Pearl Version.
Explorers of Time Time Gear.png This user is a player of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time.

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Solana and Lunick.png This user is a player of Pokémon Ranger.
Ani385MS.png This user's favorite anime is Fate/Stay Night.
Ani038MS.png This user's favorite video game is Rockman ZX Advent.
038.png This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
474.png This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
WLive-logo.png This user uses Windows Live Messenger.
243.png This user contributes using broadband.
057.png This user agrees with Politoed666 and is sick and tired of users nominating each other for adminship because they're "nice".
Chuang Yi Logo.png This user does not trust Chuang Yi.
244.png This user comes from Singapore.
File:DP Officer.png This user is frequently on petrol.
GoldenSlowpoke.png {This user was awarded the Golden Slowpoke Award for the month of November. *

I am very honored to have received this award for no particular reason.

232.png This user is a Maverick.

Don't tell those Hunters I'm here. Especially that Ashe. As cute as she is, don't tell her.

And on a sidenote...

Here is the list of songs that I like.

Song Band Album Comments
Take My Hand Simple Plan Simple Plan Don't try to take mine. =D
Your Love Is a Lie Simple Plan Simple Plan It is, isn't it?
When I'm Gone Simple Plan Simple Plan I'll miss you when I'm gone.
Crazy Simple Plan Still Not Getting Any... This song rocks.
Welcome to My Life Simple Plan Still Not Getting Any... Another excellent song
Perfect Simple Plan No Pads, No Helmets…Just Balls. I’m sorry, my edits ain’t Perfect.
Innocence Avril Lavigne Best Damn Thing When you listen to her swearing, all of a sudden she ain't that innocent.
Best Damn Thing Avril Lavigne Best Damn Thing See what I mean?
Sk8ter Boi Avril Lavigne Let Go 5h3 n33d5 70 134rn 50m3 5p3111n6.
Complicated Avril Lavigne Let Go Why is Bulbapedia so complicated? Can’t edit at al…
Numb Linkin Park Meteora My fingers are numb typing this far...
You're Pitiful Weird Al Yankovic Free Download on MySpace Yep. Bulbapedians are pitiful.
Amish Paradise Weird Al Bad Hair Day I seriously didn't pay the telephone bill for 300 years.
Canadian Idiot Weird Al Straight Outta Lynwood I am not a Canadian and I don't really hate 'em.
White and Nerdy Weird Al Straight Outta Lynwood You'd be nerdy to have read this far.

And yes, I know that Numb and Canadian Idiot links are wrong. I don't care.

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