User:Jonah

en	This user is a native speaker of English.

	This user's DS friend code for Pokémon Diamond is 1718-9854-0536.

	This user is a Pokémon Trainer.

	This user is an Ace Trainer.

	This user lieks Mudkipz.

	This user is a trainer of all types.

	This user likes to sleep.

	This user doesn't get enough sleep.

	This user is a shipper.

	This user identifies as male.

	This user spends too much time on the computer.

	This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

	This user contributes using Microsoft Internet Explorer.

	This user was an early supporter of remakes of Pokémon Gold and Silver.

	☆ This user's favorite Pokémon is Mew. ☆

	This user has a Mew.

	This user likes to mess with glitches in the Pokémon games.

	This user is a non-legendary Pokémon trainer.

	This user dreams of Bulbapedia being complete someday.

	This user strives to complete the Pokédex.

	This user has a Shiny Magikarp.

	This user has a Shiny Gyarados.

	This user has a Shiny Pichu.

	This user has a Shiny Budew.

	This user is not in a relationship.

	This user is a slacker.

	This user is intelligent.

	This user has Pokémon games from every generation.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Red Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Blue Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Yellow Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Gold Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Silver Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Crystal Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Ruby Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Sapphire Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Colosseum.

	This user is a player of Pokémon FireRed Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon LeafGreen Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Emerald Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Ranger.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Diamond Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Pearl Version.

	This user is a player of Pokémon Battle Revolution.

Jonah is a male homo sapien (i.e., a human boy) who was introduced to Pokémon at age 6 (summer of 1999), when a kid named Paul offered him a Pokémon card. Paul said that Jonah had to trade another card for Paul's Charmander card (First Pokémon ever seen by Jonah. He thought it was cute), so Jonah took a Meowth card instead. He still has it.

Jonah claims to dislike the Pokémon anime, but still considers some episodes worth watching, especially DP episodes. Jonah plays the video games 24 hours a day, 6 days a week, and has a huge amount of Pokémon cards that he refuses to throw away or sell, despite not actually touching them for years. He also is interested in the PokéSpecial manga.

He is immensely interested in small details in video games and other things that nobody ever notices or cares about, side games, glitches, the actual plot of games and game music (As opposed to buying Pokémon just for competetive battling. Jonah currently dislikes competetive battling, although he might try to EV train some Pokémon in the future), and long and difficult words like floccinaucinihilipilification (noun, the act of considering something or describing something as worthless).

Jonah has mycophobia (Fear of mushrooms).