THIS IS THE USERPAGE FOR EVILKIRIKIZAN. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SANITY CENTRAL, THIS IS NOT IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A REGULAR SUNDAY MORNING, THIS IS NOT IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FARTING MOTORCYCLES, YOU'RE CLOSE. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE COOLEST USER OF ALL IN BULBAPEDIA, THIS IS IT!
Hello, one and all!
WORK IT HARDER, MAKE IT BETTER. DO IT FASTER, MAKES US STRONGER. MORE THAN EVER, HOUR AFTER. OUR WORK IS NEVER OVER.
Yah, sorry, unless that work refers to this awesome wiki of awesome awesomeness. I should get credit for that quote, perhaps a promotion to admin...
If i keep hoping that I'm gonna be an admin, I'm going to dream my head off. That's why I keep a Munna around at all times. Anyways, I'm a new user, new enough so that every other message on my talk page is because i did something wrong. Not that I'm complaining; I'm glad that the admins are there to correct me. Although each one of those messages shuts me off of Bulbapedia for a while, wallowing in shame.
That was exaggeration. Normally, my edits are minor as i try to be a top contributor and get an award. Recently, I've been adding little facts to Stubs to work towards that goal, but it's not much. A big chunk of my edits are talk pages, too, because I'm very clueless when it comes to wikicode.
If i do anything that seems wrong, feel free to notify me, admin or not. I need all the help i can get. So, that's it for this section.
Below are sections including usertags, what I find annoying, and Sparta Pokémon that contribute to the invention of certain kinds of pizza. And yes, E.K.'s my username, RANDOMNESS is my usergame!
(DOCTOR OCTAFREAKINGMOTHERPUS BAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)
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This user identifies as male.
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This user thinks that Bidoof is the strongest Pokémon of all.
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This user can Shoop da Whoop.
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
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This user is too cool to go to school.
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☆ This user's favorite minor league hockey team is the Texas Stars. ☆
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Spotlight on Bisharp
Most users here have their favorite pokemon, as do I, and for me it's Bisharp. Can't beat a dude in armor with blades for hands. Wait, Bisharp's not a dude at ALL. Hold it, wait...
(after about 15 hours of thinking)
Can't beat a Pokémon in armor with blades for hands.
Kirikizan? Who is THAT?
Japanese name of Bisharp.
I created the name EvilKirikizan when the name Bisharp was not yet out, so I just went with what i had. I kind of like Kirikizan better anyways, so there you go.
Come to think of it, there are only a few BW cases where i like the japanese names better than English ones. Like, Shubarugo for Escavalier. I like Escavalier a lot better.
What E.K. finds annoying
- Having to explain the difference between fanon and canon
- Losing small things in my overly messy house
- Having to pay for full access to computer games
- saving up a boatload of money to pay for a new DS
- the smell of chewy fruit snacks
- the taste of chocolate (i just got on so many people's hate list)
- getting sticky juice on my hands after eating an orange
- realizing i have homework that i didn't do
- powder snow
- Emolga when I'm trying to train on Audino
- Ice-Types that kill my Serperior, Druddigon, Archeops, and/or Krookodile in BW
- Having to correct grammar
- Tripping on a box
- Looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
- Hurting my wrist while looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
So it's a bit hard not to annoy me if you're around.
Other than Pokémon
Pokemon isn't the only game series that I like to play. Kirby, Mario, Sonic, and even Bakugan are among the many games I enjoy.
What E.K. is good at
- doing two push-ups without burning out
- eating Hawaiian pizza
- eating in general
- coming up with snazzy game names like Ultima and WarriorOmega (i am them)
- making Pokemon fusions like my Sceptalafty (Sceptile, Salamence, Scrafty)
- skipping school
what E.K. is terrible at
- riding a bike with no hands on the handle bars
- earning money by watching the Pokémon anime
- not spoiling what will happen in an episode to whoever else is watching it
- (Random person: What will Ash's egg hatch into? Me: Definitely not Scraggy. Probably Zekrom.)
- rejecting a taco given to me
- going a day without video games
- Choosing a decent Electric-Type to fight Wallace with
- Giving out relevant information on userpages
- Drawing Zekrom Sugimori - style
Wikky
I hav a wikky on yoos full Pokey mon stratajees. If you wont to vizit my wikky, its rite heer. If yoo wont to joyn pleez wikky mayel mee and I wil inviet yoo. Thancs!
(If you don't understand any of that, just go to the wikky and forget about the rest.)
Random
- GENESECT IS A SHOOP DA WHOOP BUG.
- DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Yes i am a fan of the Shoop da Whoop.
- If i had a nickel for every time someone asked me to shut up, I'd be able to BUY myself a spot as an admin.
- That's why I wish i could charge people for shutting me up.
- This user fails at making usertags.
- This user is SERIOUSLY CONFUSING.
- Sandwich.
- Dynamite.
- Dynamite Sandwich.
- We gon' rock this club, we can go all night...
- We gon' light it up, like it's Dynamite!
- 'Cause i told you once, now i told you twice...
- (Dynamite don't rhyme, but that rhymes with rice!)
- Screw gravity.
- The square root of Blastoise is Venusaur and the square root of Pidgey is Charmander.
- Duct tape is an essential. Never leave home without a roll of duct tape.
- I just hate that move called Puke On Your Opponent To Nullify His Ability.
- It's called Gastro Acid? Do I care?
- THIS IS SPARTA!!!
- THIS IS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY!
- This user can rarely spell unnecessary, anesthetic, or supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I got lucky on all three of those.
- I root for whatever hockey team is playing the Vancouver Canucks. I give offended Canadians permission to yell at me on my talk page.
- My dad roots for whatever baseball team is playing the New York Yankees. Any New Yorkers can yell on my talk page and I will take messages to him.
- I IS PSYCHIC.
- Misdreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeavus...
- Who came first? You be the judge!
- I personally have no idea whatsoever. I tried asking my Cranidos if he knew, but Pokésaurs aren't that smart.
- ONE HEAD SMASH INDUCED HOSPITALIZATION LATER
- If anybody at all can figure out a point to Nyan Cat, please tell me.
- SNORKELING CACTUS WEASELS
- America's Got Talent is completely awesome.
- EVERYBODY LIKES APPLEZ!!!
- This section is insanely long. Be careful if you are eager to get to Current Events, and if you are, just scroll down.
- HURR, DURR, DERP!
- !PRED ,RRUD ,RRUH
- .drawkcab sgniht lleps ot ycnednet a evah I
- Ganarp.
- Hallo, I em louking foor a wary eemportint dokooment i lost here in foony accent lawnd.
- KirikirikirikirikirikiriKIZAN!!!
- Three. Two. One. *FARTS* liftoff!
- Together, we can keep the elves out of the competition.
- JAMES WAS BETTER!
- Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunfissssssssk.
- Your car just exploded.
- If you don't have a car, your brain just exploded.
- If you don't have a car or a brain, all of your remaining identity has been eradicated from Sectors 505-KLL, 823-IOT, and 911-FTW.
- Katy Perry the platypus.
- l liek kittens
- What the EXPLOSION!
- The TV remote is inadvertently lowering the volume of this computer.
Current Events
- On 7/5/11, the Vegas Week of AGT started.
- On 6/29/11, Javier Colon won the very first season of The Voice!
- On 6/29/11, Bakugan Dimensions ended for good...
Quotes and Conversations
Add Crobat to Golbat and it's like pickle relish! (what?) -EvilKirikizan
EvilKirkizan: Rebecca Black has no talent whatsoever.
My friend (who we will refer to as EpicZekrom): I know.
E.K.: Does she have any albums?
E.Z.: No, she's a one hit wonder.
E.K.: Oh.
E.Z.: 'Wonder' is kind of an overstatement.
E.K.: Well, it is a wonder how she ever got so popular. -EvilKirkizan and EpicZekrom
THIS! IS! Two o-clock P.M. - EvilKirikizan
I can't believe that she's nearly two feet shorter than her husband! -EvilKirikizan
(to EpicZekrom) Is something wrong with you? No, wait, let me rephrase that. Is something wrong with you besides the usual? - EvilKirikizan
EvilKirikizan: Wait, do you think your baby cousin will be able to eat this? (hands E.Z. a birthday cupcake)
EpicZekrom: She'll eat anything. She'll eat something like a Triple Whopper™ in a matter of seconds.
E.K.: That's your cousin, alright.
No, I WON'T shut up! -EvilKirikizan (on multiple occasions)
Hey, just to warn you, I farted. -EvilKirikizan
Talking show
Just look.
Awards
I award Mudkip for best meme.
I award Ash's Infernape for most growth during a series of the anime.
I award Misty's Psyduck for most comedic Pokémon.
I award Kirikizan for awesomest Pokémon.
I award Eelektross, A.K.A. Shibirudon, for catchiest Japanese name.
I award Alomomola for catchiest name.
Undoubtedly random octopus
I named this section after an octopus, because that is the documentary i am watching right now. The plural of octopus is octo pie. Octo pie and octo cake are definitely related, but octo pizza is more of a distant cousin and is related to squid pizza more than the rest of the octos. The family of octos use their distinct food-like scents to drift through the sea and lure in prey. Prey includes crabs, lobsters, hotdog fish, and, for the octo Value Meal (because of its great size), smaller octos and squids. Cannibalism is common in all octos, but cannonball-ism is only present in the octo warships. The smaller octos, ranging from octo cookies to octo waffles, eat smaller things like plankton and gummy sharks. Occasionally, octos will crawl out on land and eat what they can find, at least for a few minutes, because of their need for ocean water. Usually they get their hands (tentacles?) on things they serve at tropical coasts, such as Hawaiian pizza and coconut milk.
This is the last of the octos we will hear about for now. But protect your Hawaiian pizza - they enjoy it as much as I do.
BATTLE US (fake)
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WARNING - UNFINISHED!
Pardon the RSE, It is leftover from the page i got the wikicode from. Enjoyz!
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That's about it. I'll see you later.
FAILED attempts at this page...
Hello, all ye users who see me page. (No wait, I'm not a pirate)
Like, Chobomaki for Escavalier (Wait, Shubarugo. Oh, for the love of Petilil!)
