User:EvilKirikizan

Hello, one and all!

Testing. Testing. One, two, three. Chinchilla. Clown. Burrito. Hippopotamus. Micropachycephalosaurus. Huh? Oh sorry. I didn't know it was on the air right now. DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

I am a relatively new user to Bulbapedia, but since i discovered it, I always wanted to help and edit. And now here I am.

Well, here I am editing my talk page listening to a song about chicken wings. I do Flipnotes. So, now for serious stuff: Usually, my edits are but spelling and grammar corrections, but I've taken my time to do larger feats. Once. If anyone has a question, please ask me, I'll bet anyone a dime that no questions at all will be asked... I even wonder if It's worth my time putting effort into this page if I'm not an admin.

At least, not YET. '

Here's some trivia about me. And btw, i am prone to RANDOMOSITY.

	This user does not like shipping.

	This user is a non-legendary Pokémon trainer.

	This user identifies as male.

	This user lieks Mudkipz.

	All your base are belong to us!

	HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR? MARIO FIGHTS WITH SHROOMISH IN MOVIE 14!

	YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

	This user thinks that Bidoof is the strongest Pokémon of all.

	This user had to send in about a million postcards to win that hat.

	This user can Shoop da Whoop.

	THIS IS SPARTA!!!

	THIS IS SPARTA!!!

	THIS IS SPARTA!!!

	THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Spotlight on Bisharp

Most users here have their favorite pokemon, as do I, and for me it's Bisharp. Can't beat a dude in armor with blades for hands. Wait, Bisharp's not a dude at ALL. Hold it, wait...

(after about 15 hours of thinking)

Can't beat a Pokémon in armor with blades for hands.

Kirikizan? Who is THAT?

Japanese name of Bisharp. I created the name EvilKirikizan when the name Bisharp was not yet out, so I just went with what i had. I kind of like Kirikizan better anyways, so there you go. Come to think of it, there are only a few BW cases where i like the japanese names better than English ones. Like, Shubarugo for Escavalier. I like Escavalier a lot better.

What E.K. finds annoying

• Having to explain the difference between fanon and canon
• Losing small things in my overly messy house
• Having to pay for full access to computer games
• saving up a boatload of money to pay for a new DS
• the smell of chewy fruit snacks
• the taste of chocolate (i just got on so many people's hate list)
• getting sticky juice on my hands after eating an orange
• realizing i have homework that i didn't do
• powder snow
• Emolga when I'm trying to train on Audino
• Ice-Types that kill my Serperior, Druddigon, Archeops, and/or Krookodile in BW
• Having to correct grammar
• Tripping on a box
  • Looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
    • Hurting my wrist while looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
      • (Must i go on?)

So it's a bit hard not to annoy me if you're around.

Other than Pokémon

Pokemon isn't the only game series that I like to play. Kirby, Mario, Sonic, and even Bakugan are among the many games I enjoy.

What E.K. is good at

• doing two push-ups without burning out
• eating Hawaiian pizza
• eating in general
• coming up with snazzy game names like Ultima and WarriorOmega (i am them)
• making Pokemon fusions like my Sceptalafty (Sceptile, Salamence, Scrafty)
• skipping school

what E.K. is terrible at

• riding a bike with no hands on the handle bars
• earning money by watching the Pokémon anime
• not spoiling what will happen in an episode to whoever else is watching it
  • (Random person: What will Ash's egg hatch into? Me: Definitely not Scraggy. Probably Zekrom.)
• rejecting a taco given to me
• going a day without video games
• Choosing a decent Electric-Type to fight Wallace with
• Giving out relevant information on userpages
• Drawing Zekrom Sugimori - style

Wikky

I hav a wikky on yoos full Pokey mon stratajees. If you wont to vizit my wikky, its rite heer. If yoo wont to joyn pleez wikky mayel mee and I wil inviet yoo. Thancs!

(If you don't understand any of that, just go to the wikky and forget about the rest.)

Random

• GENESECT IS A SHOOP DA WHOOP BUG.
• DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BAAAAAAAAAAH!
• Yes i am a fan of the Shoop da Whoop.
• If i had a nickel for every time someone asked me to shut up, I'd be able to BUY myself a spot as an admin.
  • That's why I wish i could charge people for shutting me up.
    • I wish I'd shut up.
      • That's five cents!
• This user fails at making usertags.
• This user is SERIOUSLY CONFUSING.
• Sandwich.
• Dynamite.
• Dynamite Sandwich.
• We gon' rock this club, we can go all night...
• We gon' light it up, like it's Dynamite!
• 'Cause i told you once, now i told you twice...
• (Dynamite don't rhyme, but that rhymes with rice!)

Kirinews!

THIS IS KIRINEWS, THE PSYCHOTIC USER E.K.'S PLACE WHERE WE TAKE COMPLETELY RELEVANT NEWS AND MAKE IT FUNNY..

June 11 - Well, apparently Nintendo is under a threat of fishing. Sorry, my editor says it's phishing. That makes me kind of a dork. Anyways, I'm guessing that this particular kind of phishing isn't what i do for my Phinneon or Phrillish on my phree Phriday time. Hahaha I'm funny.

Currently, nobody knows who hacked it this time. It may have been LulzSec, as last time, or just some other hacker group named WaffleSec or something. Hmm, i need a waffle right about now.

ONE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER LATER

Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah. So, it could have been WaffleSec, or perhaps FriedChickenSec, or even YourMotherSec. Who knows?

I've been trying to send my new invention, PorygonZ, to check it out, but he's not working that well. I'm just glad the franchise decided to take him in. Unlike my PorygonSparta, which caused a huge volcanic eruption that formed an island chain. Guess you can thank him for Hawaiian pizza.

All jokes aside, the fact that Nintendo has gone phishing could be potentially dangerous to Phrillish, waffles, and Hawaiian pizza alike. Let's hope they plug up the gap soon. Hmm, i need another waffle right about now.

That's about it. I'll see you later.

FAILED attempts at this page...

Hello, all ye users who see me page. (No wait, I'm not a pirate)

Like, Chobomaki for Escavalier (Wait, Shubarugo. Oh, for the love of Petilil!)