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My guide for Emerald.
Contents |
Chapter 1 (Moving in)
- Littleroot Town
- Get out of that truck!
- Set the clock.
- Go downstairs.
- Miss the TV programme (Look, I know you like watchign TV but you have no choice!).
- Get your ass out and go to your rival's house.
- Meet your rival and get back out.
- Try to go to Route 101.
- Route 101
- Choose starter:
Treecko
- Grass-type
Torchic
- Fire-type
Mudkip
- Water-type
Okay, now that's settled, beat the crap of of the puny Zigzagoon. Don't worry about being beaten by it: I tried to get my starter killed, but Zigzagoon fled when Mudkip was at red health.
- Get thanked by Birch, meet him at his lab.
- Littleroot Town
- Receive starter.
- Get out of Lab, receive Running Shoes. (I'm not sure about the running shoes part)
- Go to Route 103, but that's the end of this Chapter!
Chapter 2 (Rival battle 1)
- Littleroot Town
- From our last chapter, you were told to go to Route 103. DO AS YOU'RE TOLD!
- Route 101
- Proceed North
- Oldale Town
- Hmm...Get the potion from crazy Pokémart Salesman.
- Proceed North
- Route 103
- Rival Battle...
If you chose Mudkip
Treecko Level 5
If you chose Treecko
Torchic Level 5
If you chose Torchic
Mudkip Level 5
Good luck. Once again, it's the end of another Chapter!
Chapter 3 (Walk about with Wally!)
- Route 103
- Get back to Oldale
- Oldale Town
- Proceed West, the irritating idiot should have gone by now.
- Route 102
Quick note:If you're a fan of Ralts, this is the place for you. Ralts can only be found here, and they are quite rare, only found at level 4.
- Beat the crap out of all the Trainers and go to Petalburg.
- Petalburg City
- Go to the gym, if you don't, some idiot's bound to stop you (you are a rookie trainer? What kind of crap is that?)
- Meet your stupid father (not your real life one, I think your real father's alot smarter)
- Meet Wally!
- Take him to go capture a Pokémon.
- Route 102
- Petalburg City
- Yak to your father, he yaks to you, yak back to him.
- Go out and strut your stuff.
Chapter 4 (Gym Battle 1)
- Route 104
- Move your ass to Petalburg Woods (No, don't you DARE sit on your Gameboy/DS).
- Petalburg Woods
- Meet an idiot who calls himself a Devon Coporation staff.
- Beat the crap out of that IDIOTIC grunt.
- Get those stupid papers back and give them to the DC staff.
- Get out of the woods (Those Wurmple are creeping me out!)
- Route 104
- You're out? Ah well, cross the bridge and have a double battle with those damn twins.
- Rustboro City
- Sneeze (no, not really). Go to the Cutter's house (not far from the Pokémon Center.)
- Go to the Gym
- Roxanne:
Geodude Level 12
Geodude Level 12
Nosepass Level 15
Kick her ass and win that badge.
Prize:
Stone Badge
- TM39 Rock Tomb
Chapter 5 (Gym Battle 2)
Boy, these programmers sure are assholes. Such a small gap between gym battles. Anyway, let's get on with the storyline...
- Rustboro City
- Hope you kicked Roxanne's ass, and HARD.
- Go out side, see two assholes and one of them shouts something like 'COME BACK YOU IDIOT!'.*Sigh* chase them and meet the psycho who thinks he's a DC staff again. Uhh...Next Route...
- Route 116
- The programmers are seriously a whole bunch more psycho than the DC staff idiot...
- Meet old Man Brainless (Er...Briney) and ask him what the **** happened.
- Go into the weird looking hole in the cliff side (A.K.A. The entrance to Rusturf tunnel)
- Rusturf Tunnel
- Meet the psycho Aqua Grunt you met earlier.
- Kick his ass.
- Meet Mr Briney again.
- Exit the tunnel (Sorry, HM06 is a looooooooooooooooooong way away)
- Route 116
- Move your ass to Rustboro.
- Rustboro City
- Get another Great ball from the DC psycho.
- Meet the President of the United States (No, the President of the Decon Corp...)
- The President of the Devon Crap will give you a pair of undergarments and a banana skin...Sorry, the Pokénav, a letter and the Goods you took from the asshole grunt.
- Move your butt to Mr. Briney's house.
- Route 104
- Get through the Woods...
- Petalburg Woods
- Unless you're an idiot, jump down the ledges.
- Route 104
- Hope you know where Mr. Briney's house is...
- Get your ass into Mr. Briney's baot and awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay we go!
- Route 105
- You asshole dad (game) calls you and registers you in his Pokénav.
- Route 106
- Passing throooooooooooooooooooooough...
- Dewford Town
- Get your ass into the Dewford Gym.
- Challenge Brawly:
Machop Level 16
Meditite Level 16
Makuhita Level 19
You'd better kick his ass or I'll kick yours. (That's why I mentioned Ralts earlier.)
Prize:
Knuckle Badge
- TM08 Bulk Up
Chapter 6 (Rival Battle!)
Hmm...Maybe those programmers aren't that bad after all...
- Dewford Town
- Go to Route 106. (Relax, you can walk there!)
- Route 106
- Get your butt into Grenade Cave (Careful they don't explode!)
- Granite Cave
- Okay, It's not Grenade Cave...
- Get HM05 Flash from Fat guy near the entrance (don't tell him I said he was fat!!!!, talk about useless HMs...)
- Get all the way to the back, if you like, get the Everstone on B3.
- Get all the way up (but a different way, not the one you took before)
- DON'T YOU DARE JUMP DOWN!
- Enter the room in the south.
- Give the letter to Steven (Why would you think we would go thourgh such measures? To get a birthday cake?)
- Okay, you can jump now.
- Route 206
- Go to Dewford.
- Dewford Town
- Talk to the fat guy who calls himself Briney and go to Slateport!
- Route 207
- Passing through...no stopping to wave at your girlfriends in their bikinis...
- Route 208
- Probably a filler route...
- Route 209
- Okay, now that you're off the boat, go ahead and do all the stuff you want. The beach of Route 209 is the spot for vaaaaaaaaaacation!
- Slateport City
- We're here to do buisness. BIG buisness. Go to the Boat house (The stupid looking brown colored house) and talk to the idito in a robe at the table with calculations that will never equate.
- Captain Stern's not there? Go to the museum and pay the fee (no half price for children!). Meet the Asshole grunt you met in the woods and then go up.
- Yak to Sapt. Stern. He yaks back. Two grunts appear and decide they want to yak also.
- Engage the grunts (no, not the Getting married kind of engagement) in battle.
- Beat the crap out of both of them. Archie decides to appear and yak somemore (why do these people like to yak so much?). Give the goods to Sternie.
- Get out of the Museum (If you don't you won't be able to continue the game :P)
- Route 110
- Go towards the nroth and past the old lad who's back is broken because you hit her on the back a little too hard (Old ladies in Hoenn can be so fragile...)
- Ahh, finally: RIVAL BATTLE
If you chose Mudkip:
Grovyle Level 20
Wailmer Level 18
Numel Level 18
If you chose Treecko:
Combusken Level 20
Wailmer Level 18
Shroomish Level 18
If you chose Torchic:
Marshtomp Level 20
Numel Level 18
Shroomish Level 18
Wish you luck (bad luck...). This is the toughest Rival Battle as the variety of Pokémon encountered so far is little.
Chapter 7 (Rival Battle 1/Gym Battle 3)
- Route 110
- Run to Mauville...and no, sorry but you can't go onto Cycling Road without a bike.
- Mauville City
- I bet you want to challenge Wattson...(laugh)...NO!
- Go to Rydel's shop, right beside the Pokmon Center.
- Obtain either the Acro Bike or the Mach Bike.
- Go to the house near Pokmart. Obtain HM06 Rock Samsh (A TOTALLY USELESS MOVE!)
- Hmm...You want to battle Wattson...OF COURSE NOT!
- Wally
Ralts Level 16
- You think this is easy? Of course it is!
- Mauville City
- Go in and, yep, it's time to CHALLENGE WATTSON (Ignore the robot Raikou)
Voltorb Level 20
Electrike Level 20
Manectric Level 24
Prize:
Dynamo Badge
- TM24 Thunderbolt
