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'''<center>
EDIT: When I was editing my page, Cricket disconnected me. So if you see anything odd, DO NOT KILL ME :@
{{PA}}


[[File:ScrotchShipping.png|150px]]
>:D I'm so evilllll!!!!!!


WARNING: THIS PERSON IS A SLUSHSHIPPER
<!--[[File:ScrotchShipping.png|150px]]-->


AND THIS STUPID PERSON (me) MADE A TYPO ON THE FILE NAME -_-
WARNING: RANDOM HOT MEN...


I AM VERY RANDOM TOO... AND A GRAMMAR NAZI (GRAMMER NAUGHTZEE)
NAH JK XD, OR AM I?!?!


YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. XD</center>
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. XD</center>


{| align="right" style="background: #B0E0E6; width: 30%; max-width: 30%; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; -moz-border-radius: 10px; border: 2px solid #87CEEB;"
{|align="right" style="background: #191970; width: 30%; max-width: 30%; margin-left: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; -moz-border-radius: 10px; border: 2px solid #87CEEB;"
|- colspan="2" style="background: #ADD8E6; -moz-border-radius-topleft: 10px; -moz-border-radius-topright: 10px;" align="center"  
|-align="center" style="background: #ffffff; -moz-border-radius-topleft: 10px; -moz-border-radius-topright: 10px;"
! colspan="2" | '''Candice Africa Theophilis ({{tt|née|French for 'maiden name'}} Glacia) Story stats:'''
!colspan="2"|'''Émile Dakota Caldecutt Story stats:'''
|- align="center" style="background: #fff;"
|-align="center" style="background: #1A2421;"
| colspan="2" | http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs255.snc1/10233_1148114855943_1019703499_30396631_759209_n.jpg
|colspan="2"|<center> http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemonfakemon/images/thumb/5/51/%C3%89mile_is_hot_when_he%27s_serious.jpg/268px-%C3%89mile_is_hot_when_he%27s_serious.jpg </center>
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! align="center" style="background: #AFEEEE;" | Quote:
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Quote:  
| style="background: #fff" width="210px" | "Global warming?! HAHAHA!!! Yeah right! Why the f*** is it snowing?!"
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|"Live life to the fullest, accomplish what you can, no matter how hard it is or what the blocks in the road are."
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! align="center" style="background: #AFEEEE;" | Age:
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Age:  
| style="background: #fff" width="210px" | '''24''' (in ''Lucian, M.D.''); '''16''' (in ''SnazzyShipping'')
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''31''' (in the anime); '''37''' (in ''Stanford''); '''14''' (in ''Radiant Ace''), '''29''' (in ''SnazzyShipping'')
|-
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! align="center" style="background: #AFEEEE;" | Height/Weight:
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Height/Weight:  
| style="background: #fff" width="210px" | 5'6"/138 lbs.
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|5'9"/145 lbs.
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|-
! align="center" style="background: #AFEEEE;" | Ancestry:
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Hometown:  
| style="background: #fff" width="210px" | Irish, French, German, British, American, Canadian
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|London, Littleroot Town, Veilstone City; Pewter City (in the summertime)
|-
|-
! align="center" style="background: #AFEEEE;" | Accent:
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Ancestry:  
| style="background: #fff" width="210px" | mostly American, slightly Irish
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|English, Irish, Scottish, German, Dutch, Canadian, French, etc.
|-
|-
! align="center" style="background: #AFEEEE;" | Birthday:
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Accent:  
| style="background: #fff" width="210px" | March 19, 1984
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|mostly American, slightly Irish and German
|-
|-
! align="center" style="background: #AFEEEE;" | Nature:
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Birthday:  
| style="background: #fff" width="210px" | Hardy
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|February 15, 1972
|-
|-
! align="center" style="background: #AFEEEE;" | Zodiac:
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Nature:  
| style="background: #fff" width="210px" | Pisces http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/95/Pisces.svg/20px-Pisces.svg.png / Rat http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Rat.svg/20px-Rat.svg.png
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|a mix of Jolly and Hasty
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! align="center" style="background: #AFEEEE;" | First story she's ever appeared in:
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Zodiac:  
| style="background: #fff" width="210px" | '''''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4669093/19/SnazzyShipping SnazzyShipping]''''' (chapter 19);
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Aquarius http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/24/Aquarius.svg/20px-Aquarius.svg.png / Rat http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/Rat.svg/20px-Rat.svg.png
 
|-
'''Also appeared in:'''
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|First appearence:
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''''Radiant Ace''''' (chapter 1) <br> '''''Stanford''''' (chapter 21)
'''''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4640529/7/Stanford Stanford]''''' (chapter 7)  
|-
 
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Youngest appearance in any story:
'''''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4629924/101/Lucian_MD Lucian, M.D.]''''' (first in a flashback; didn't official appear until chapter 101),
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''''Radiant Ace''''' (chapter 1);
 
|-
'''''Upcoming: SlushShipping'''''
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|'''Also appeared in:'''
 
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4640529/7/Stanford Stanford]''''' chapter 21 -present (will never be removed) {{tt|READ THIS THINGY HERE PLEASE|All of my stories contain adult themes and some strong language. Please don't read if you're offended. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!}}
{{tt|READ THIS THINGY HERE PLEASE|All of my stories contain adult themes and some strong language. Please don't read if you're offended. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!}}
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|'''Relatives:'''
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"| Many, see below
|-
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|'''Signature:'''
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"| http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemonfakemon/images/thumb/5/52/%C3%89mile%27s_signature.PNG/180px-%C3%89mile%27s_signature.PNG
|-align="center" style="background: #ffffff; -moz-border-radius-topleft: 10px; -moz-border-radius-topright: 10px;"
!colspan="2"|'''As an IP officer:'''
|-
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Name on office door
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Émile Dakota Caldecutt, PhD., BSE, BAPSY
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Sex
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Male
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Came into office
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|June 27, 1990
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|City
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Veilstone City
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Job
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|International Police investigator, officer, head of the Sinnoh subsidiary (but superior to Jake)
|-
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Rank
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Detective Investigator
|-
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Position
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|1st Grade Detective
|-
!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|Similar to
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Mac Taylor of ''CSI: NY''
|}<noinclude></noinclude>
|}<noinclude></noinclude>


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Hello hello... I'm Michelle! :D I've been quite busy lately... I'm a freshman in college. I love to write, write, write! Did I mention that I love to write? Yes, it's one of the few things other than Dr Pepper that I'm addicted to. I don't have very many friends, so if you have MSN or facebook, please ask, I'll be happy to add you. This is very odd, but I ♥♥♥ EVERY gym leader and Pokémon league member in Sinnoh! They are KICKASS! I could never narrow it down to any single person, though. I also like: Reggie, Barry, Palmer, Thorton (heh, reminds me of me if I was a smartass), James (funny hehe), TEAM GALACTIC!!!! Ash, stop ruining their plans!!! D':
Hello hello... I'm Michelle! :D I've been quite busy lately... I'm a freshman in college. I love to write, write, write! Did I mention that I love to write? Yes, it's one of the few things other than Dr Pepper that I'm addicted to. I don't have very many friends, so if you have MSN or facebook, please ask, I'll be happy to add you. This is very odd, but I ♥♥♥ EVERY gym leader and Pokémon league member in Sinnoh! They are KICKASS! I could never narrow it down to any single person, though. I also like: Reggie, Barry, Palmer, Thorton (heh, reminds me of me if I was a smartass), James (funny hehe), TEAM GALACTIC!!!! Ash, stop ruining their plans!!! D':
[[File:Ash party DP131.png|thumb|left|250px|SO CUTE!!!]]


'''FAMOUS PEOPLE I'M RELATED TO; IT'S TRUE!:'''
'''FAMOUS PEOPLE I'M RELATED TO; IT'S TRUE!:'''
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'''ONE OF MY PET PEEVES:''' When people don't speak with PROPER grammar. Ticks the shit out of me... -_-
'''ONE OF MY PET PEEVES:''' When people don't speak with PROPER grammar. Ticks the shit out of me... -_-


[[File:Ash party DP133.png|thumb|right|250px|Awesome!!]]
 


'''I HOPE TO BE A DOCTOR SOMEDAY!'''
'''I HOPE TO BE A DOCTOR SOMEDAY!'''


'''My favourite subfields are:'''
'''My favourite subfields are:'''
*Urology/Nephrology
*Urology/Nephrology/Andrology
*Infectious disease
*Infectious disease
*Gastroenterology
*Gastroenterology
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*History
*History
*Forensics
*Forensics


Also, I am attempting to classify every Pokémon. So if you don't like this idea, then don't badger me about it. I could care less about your opinion(s). See here: [[User:WalloniaEagle/Classification]]
Also, I am attempting to classify every Pokémon. So if you don't like this idea, then don't badger me about it. I could care less about your opinion(s). See here: [[User:WalloniaEagle/Classification]]
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===My team in Plat.:===
===My team in Plat.:===
I'm currently training, will be updated soon
I'm currently training, will be updated soon


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===Contact me, links===
===Contact me, links===
*Ficwad: [http://www.ficwad.com/author/93707 GalacticFTW] - moved to there because of the constant flaming on ff.net <_<
*Fanfiction: [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1706782/GalacticFTW GalacticFTW]
*Fictionpress: [http://www.fictionpress.com/~ospreyeagle Ospreyeagle]
*Fictionpress: [http://www.fictionpress.com/~ospreyeagle Ospreyeagle]
*Youtube: [http://www.youtube.com/user/LittleBlueHeron LittleBlueHeron] , [http://www.youtube.com/user/StaraptorEmpoleon StaraptorEmpoleon]
*Youtube: [http://www.youtube.com/user/LittleBlueHeron LittleBlueHeron] , [http://www.youtube.com/user/StaraptorEmpoleon StaraptorEmpoleon]
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I hate TV, but this the show I ADORE:
I hate TV, but this the show I ADORE:


*{{wp|House (TV_series)|House}} - CANNOT WAIT UNTIL {{wp|House_(season_6)|SEASON SIX}} THIS MONDAY, TOMORROW!!!!!!
*{{wp|House (TV_series)|House}}
*{{wp|Family Guy}}
*{{wp|Family Guy}}
*{{wp|South Park}}
*{{wp|South Park}}
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*{{wp|Defying Gravity (TV_series)|Defying Gravity}}
*{{wp|Defying Gravity (TV_series)|Defying Gravity}}
*{{wp|Merlin (TV series)|Merlin}}
*{{wp|Merlin (TV series)|Merlin}}
*{{wp|CSI: Crime Scene Investigation}}
*{{wp|CSI: Miami}}
*{{wp|CSI: NY}}


===Some kickass attacks===
etc.
 
====Misc. attacks====
<center><gallery>
File:Pikachuirontail1.jpg
File:Grotle e ball.png
File:Monferno mach punch.png
File:Staraptor close combat.png|My second favourite attack!
File:Pokéringer DP.png|♥♥♥♥♥
File:Gliscor xscissor hd.png
</gallery>
 
====Normal-type attacks====
I'm certainly not "normal" XD
 
<gallery>
File:Ambipom Swift.jpg
File:Grotle rc claws.png
File:Grotle rc dash.png
File:Grotle rc jump.png
</gallery>
 
====Fire-type attacks====
My brain is flamin', I don't which way to go...
 
<gallery>
File:Monferno counter shield.png
File:Gliscor f fang.png
</gallery>
 
=====Electric-type attacks====
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oWeaujOWXc Go grease lightning!]
 
<gallery>
File:May'sEgg-cellentAdventure.jpg
File:Pachirisu Discharge.png
File:ThunderFang2.jpg
</gallery>
 
====Ice/water-type attacks====
Ice ice baby
 
<gallery>
File:Buneary Ice Beam.png
File:PiplupBubblebeam.png
File:Mamoswine ice shard.png
File:Buizel a jet.png
File:Buizel ice aqua jet.png
File:FloatzelIceFang.jpg
</gallery>
 
====Flying-type attacks====
♥♥♥♥
 
<gallery>
File:Staraptor's Aerial Ace.png
File:Staraptor brave bird.png|This is my absolute favourite attack!
File:Skarmory air slash.png
File:Honchkrow sky attack.png
File:Golbat air cutter.jpg
File:Pic2 (11).png
File:Prinplup drill peck.png
File:Prin.PNG
</gallery>
 
====Dragon-type attacks====
Because they are cool
 
<gallery>
File:Draco meteor 2.JPG
File:Dragon Claw Gabite.jpg
File:SalamenceDragonPulse.png
File:Gabite Dragon Rage.png
File:Vibrava dragon breath.png|Looks like shit XD
File:Dialga RoarOfTime.JPG
File:DialgachargeRoarofTime.jpg
File:10thmovieDialgaRoarofTime.jpg
File:PalkiaSpacialRend.jpg
File:Spaciousrend.jpg
File:Dragonite twister.png
</gallery></center>
 


==Examples of my things==
==Examples of my things==
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Chomp is part Garchomp and part Umbreon, but also part human. He was the head and body of a Garchomp, but he used to also the arms of a Garchomp but his hands appear to be like a human's (he lost this when he evolved again); his forehead has a yellow ring on it; he also has the tail of an Umbreon. His eyes are the same colour as Lucian's, and also has his appetite. He evolved from a Gible after repetitively biting Aaron's arms so many times and into a Garchomp when Lucian/Cynthia weren't around and with their kids.
Chomp is part Garchomp and part Umbreon, but also part human. He was the head and body of a Garchomp, but he used to also the arms of a Garchomp but his hands appear to be like a human's (he lost this when he evolved again); his forehead has a yellow ring on it; he also has the tail of an Umbreon. His eyes are the same colour as Lucian's, and also has his appetite. He evolved from a Gible after repetitively biting Aaron's arms so many times and into a Garchomp when Lucian/Cynthia weren't around and with their kids.


{{anmu/h|dragon|ground|7|align=center|move=Dragon Rush|pic=Garchomp dragon rush.png}}
{{anmu/h|dragon|ground|7|align=center|move=Dragon Rush|pic=none.png}}
{{anmu|dragon|Draco Meteor|User:WalloniaEagle|'Unknown'}}
{{anmu|dragon|Draco Meteor|User:WalloniaEagle|'Unknown'}}
{{anmu|dragon|Dragon Rush|User:WalloniaEagle|'Unknown'}}
{{anmu|dragon|Dragon Rush|User:WalloniaEagle|'Unknown'}}
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{{anmu/f|ground|c=l}}
{{anmu/f|ground|c=l}}


===Short bio of Candice===
===Short bio of Émile===
Candice is is very brave and bold. She loves the snow and hates to not be in it. She is a chocolate connoisseur, she eats it on a daily basis; as seen in chapter 101 of ''Lucian, M.D.'' ANY kind of chocolate will do her good, even if it is white (which basically isn't pure chocolate).
'''Émile Dakota Caldecutt, PhD., BSE., BAPSY.'''; known formally by his code name '''Looker''' and '''Radiant Ace''' by the gamblers at the Veilstone Game Corner. He was created by the ''Pokémon Company'' and is a figment of my imagination. He is a main character in the story, ''Stanford''; first appearing in chapter 21. He is named after the famous French writer and critic whom used naturalism, {{wp|Émile Zola}} or possibly {{wp|Jean-Jacques Rousseau}}'s novel, ''{{wp|Emile: or, On Education|Émile: or, On Education}}''. His name is pronounced '''ay-MEEL''' and it is the French form of ''Aemilius'' which is from Latin, meaning "rival".


She is very hardy, she had lived in Snowpoint City her whole life. She doesn't care if it's cold out - she's used to it. She has nearly gotten frost-bitten several times in her life, so she always wears shoes or boats when in the snow; she can play in the snow bare-handed, though. Despite in the anime, she doesn't really like type preferences (especially outside of her gym), she shown to really care about Ash's Pikachu and Zoey's Glameow.
Note:
*PhD = Doctor in Philosophy, for law and to be a police officer
*BSE = Bachelor of Science in Education, for fun
*BAPSY = Bachelor of Arts or Science in Psychology, for psychology


She falls in love with Flint, but she dates him for a few months and breaks up with him once she found out about a {{tt|very dark secret|You will hate me and not be my friend for the rest of my life}}; {{tt|several years|she dates Roark for awhile}} (about eight or so) later they marry, because she forgave him for this action. She used to work at a Denny's in Sunyshore for awhile, where she met Volkner and Flint along with Cynthia and Lucian. (If you're wondering when this happened, it happened in 2001, about April or so...).
"My boss Jake, compares my intelligence to Spencer Reid of ''Criminal Minds'', I wonder why? Am I really that special? Heh, I guess I am. I suppose everyone is special. They just have to discover it themselves. I think it's wisdom, not knowledge that helps us guide us through the world. 'Instinct', I must say." - Émile, 2006


She is like a Pokémon {{tt|sentinel|basically, someone who patrols}} - she looks after the Pokémon in Snowpoint. For example, she has rescued many Pokémon; many of them either nearly drowning or nearly freezing over. She saved two Pokémon in Antarcticiss (one of my made-up regions), ''{{tt|q.v.|literally 'see below'}}''.  
He is a bit of a romantic and is known for having some one-night stands with three different women (his cousin Mitternacht, Cynthia and a hooker; for the last one, he was forced to go along with it otherwise they would have figured out that he was a cop). Despite loving women, he had a short relationship with Rico (mainly because it was a dare).


{{tt|[Insert something here]|*cough*prefersmakingloveinthegreengrass*cough*}}
He is fluent in English, German and French but is quite skilled in Japanese, Spanish, Russian, Romanian, Finnish, Norwegian, Swedish and Danish.


[http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/%C3%89mile See more here]


====Pokémon that go with my fake profile====
====Pokémon that go with my fake profile====
{{trainerpkmn|main=no|Candice|'''Abomasnow ♀'''|{{ice color}}|Abomasnow's blizzard.png|Abamosnow, aka Abby; is Candice's main Pokémon. It fought Ash's Staraptor, Grotle and Chimchar. It is probably her favourite Pokémon. Its strongest attack is Woodhammer.}}  
{| style="background: #F8F8FF; border: 1px solid #88a; width: 100%; {{#switch: | f=-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 15px 15px; | h=-moz-border-radius: 15px 15px 0px 0px; | b=-moz-border-radius: 15px;}}" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background: #{{poison color}}; {{#switch: |b|h=-moz-border-radius: 13px 13px 0px 0px;}}" |
<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Dendro ♂'''></span>'''Dendro ♂'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-
{{#switch: Spr 4d 454 m.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=|{{!}} [[File:Spr 4d 454 m.png|200px|{{#if: |{{{nick}}}|Émile's '''Dendro ♂'''}}]]{{#if: |<br><br>[[File:noimage.png|200px]]|}}}}
|{{#switch: Spr 4d 454 m.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=colspan="2"{{!}}|}}{{#switch: no| yes={{#if: |{{main|{{{nick}}}}}|{{main|Émile's '''Dendro ♂'''}}}}}}
Toxicroak aka Dendro, is his first and one of his strongest Pokémon. ''Au contraire'' to Bulbapedia, his is not shiny, meaning that Stan's is. His strongest attack is Cross Chop.
|-
{{#switch: | b|f= {{!}} colspan{{=}}"2" {{!}}}}
|}  


{{trainerpkmn|main=no|Candice|'''Medicham ♀'''|{{psychic color}}|Candice Medicham.png|Candice's Medicham, aka Mel; is one of her strongest Pokemon. It was quickly defeated by Ash's Staraptor. Even though I haven't revealed this yet, it was given to her from Maylene. Its strongest attack is Sky Uppercut}}
{| style="background: #F8F8FF; border: 1px solid #88a; width: 100%; {{#switch: | f=-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 15px 15px; | h=-moz-border-radius: 15px 15px 0px 0px; | b=-moz-border-radius: 15px;}}" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background: #{{normal color}}; {{#switch: |b|h=-moz-border-radius: 13px 13px 0px 0px;}}" |
<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Precious ♀'''></span>'''Precious ♀'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-


{{trainerpkmn|main=no|Candice|'''Weavile ♂'''|{{dark color light}}|Paul Weavile.png|Candice's Weavile, aka Apollo; is one of her best Pokémon, and probably one of her favourites. It was quickly defeated by Ash's Grotle, when it was a Sneasel. Its strongest attack is Avalanche.}}
Persian aka Precious, is his second and one of his main Pokémon. Her strongest attack is Shock Wave. She accidentally shocked Stan while Émile was battling Jasper.
|-
{{#switch: | b|f= {{!}} colspan{{=}}"2" {{!}}}}
|}


{{trainerpkmn|main=no|Candice|'''Lumineon ♀'''|{{water color}}|Lumineon anime.jpg|Candice's Lumineon, aka Luna; is a Pokémon she saved after a pond froze over. It is one of the many Pokémon she has saved. Its strongest attack is Hyper Beam}}
{| style="background: #F8F8FF; border: 1px solid #88a; width: 100%; {{#switch: | f=-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 15px 15px; | h=-moz-border-radius: 15px 15px 0px 0px; | b=-moz-border-radius: 15px;}}" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background: #{{grass color}}; {{#switch: |b|h=-moz-border-radius: 13px 13px 0px 0px;}}" |
<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Shaw ♂'''></span>'''Shaw ♂'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-


{{trainerpkmn|main=no|Candice|'''Glaceon ♂'''|{{ice color}}|May's Glaceon.png|Candice's Glaceon, aka Ice; is her first Pokémon, it first appeared as an Eevee in ''SnazzyShipping''. I haven't revealed how she got it yet. Its strongest attack is Giga Impact.}}
Sceptile aka Shaw is his fourth and one of his strongest. Émile bragged that he trained Shaw with flying and fire types for months. Shaw was able to keep himself for quite awhile while battling Stan's Skarmory/Fragmory. His strongest either Thunderpunch or Bullet Seed.
|-
{{#switch: | b|f= {{!}} colspan{{=}}"2" {{!}}}}
|}


{{trainerpkmn|main=no|Candice|'''Froslass ♀'''|{{ghost color light}}|Frosslass anime.png|Candice's Froslass, aka Fross; is her third Pokémon. I haven't revealed how she got it yet. Its strongest attack is Thunder}}
{| style="background: #F8F8FF; border: 1px solid #88a; width: 100%; {{#switch: | f=-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 15px 15px; | h=-moz-border-radius: 15px 15px 0px 0px; | b=-moz-border-radius: 15px;}}" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background: #{{flying color}}; {{#switch: |b|h=-moz-border-radius: 13px 13px 0px 0px;}}" |
<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Astur ♂'''></span>'''Astur ♂'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-
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|{{#switch: Spr_4p_398_m_s.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=colspan="2"{{!}}|}}{{#switch: no| yes={{#if: |{{main|{{{nick}}}}}|{{main|Émile's '''Astur ♂'''}}}}}}
[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemonfakemon/images/thumb/4/45/Shiny_Staraptor2.png/700px-Shiny_Staraptor2.png A REAL drawing of him here] Staraptor, aka Astur is one of his strongest and most frequently used Pokémon; he is a shiny and differs because his bill is pure yellow instead of being tipped in blackish-brown. His strongest attack is either Brave Bird or Close Combat.
|-
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|}


{{trainerpkmn|main=no|Candice|'''Floatzel ♂'''|{{water color}}|Floatzel.jpg|Candice's Floatzel, aka Zel; is one of the many Pokémon she has saved. She saved it from the evil forces of Galactic in Antarcticiss, when it was a Buizel. Its strongest attack is Ice Fang.}}
{| style="background: #F8F8FF; border: 1px solid #88a; width: 100%; {{#switch: | f=-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 15px 15px; | h=-moz-border-radius: 15px 15px 0px 0px; | b=-moz-border-radius: 15px;}}" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
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! colspan="2" style="background: #{{flying color}}; {{#switch: |b|h=-moz-border-radius: 13px 13px 0px 0px;}}" |
<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Chatty ♀'''></span>'''Chatty ♀'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-
{{#switch: Chatot anime.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=|{{!}} [[File:Chatot anime.png|200px|{{#if: |{{{nick}}}|Émile's '''Chatty ♀'''}}]]{{#if: |<br><br>[[File:noimage.png|200px]]|}}}}
|{{#switch: Chatot anime.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=colspan="2"{{!}}|}}{{#switch: no| yes={{#if: |{{main|{{{nick}}}}}|{{main|Émile's '''Chatty ♀'''}}}}}}
Chatot aka Chatty, is a Pokémon he saved from an old warehouse in which people were illegally eating Pokémon. See has a bad habit of saying {{tt|---|Polly wants to watch porn - in fact, she misheard Émile}}. Her strongest attack is Heat Wave.
|-
{{#switch: | b|f= {{!}} colspan{{=}}"2" {{!}}}}
|}


{{trainerpkmn|main=no|Candice|'''Piplup ♂'''|{{water color}}|Dawn's Piplup.png|Candice's Piplup, aka Pippy; is one of the many Pokémon she has saved. She saved it from the evil forces of Galactic in Antarcticiss. She hopes it can evolve soon. Its strongest attack is Hydro Pump}}
{| style="background: #F8F8FF; border: 1px solid #88a; width: 100%; {{#switch: | f=-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 15px 15px; | h=-moz-border-radius: 15px 15px 0px 0px; | b=-moz-border-radius: 15px;}}" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
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! colspan="2" style="background: #{{grass color}}; {{#switch: |b|h=-moz-border-radius: 13px 13px 0px 0px;}}" |
<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Bjork ♂'''></span>'''Bjork ♂'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-
{{#switch: Zoey Leafeon.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=|{{!}} [[File:Zoey Leafeon.png|200px|{{#if: |{{{nick}}}|Émile's '''Bjork ♂'''}}]]{{#if: |<br><br>[[File:noimage.png|200px]]|}}}}
|{{#switch: Zoey Leafeon.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=colspan="2"{{!}}|}}{{#switch: no| yes={{#if: |{{main|{{{nick}}}}}|{{main|Émile's '''Bjork ♂'''}}}}}}
Leafeon or Bjork (can be read as Björk, too) is another Pokémon he saved from the same place as Chatty. His strongest attack is Giga Drain.
|-
{{#switch: | b|f= {{!}} colspan{{=}}"2" {{!}}}}
|}


{{trainerpkmn|main=no|Candice|'''Mightyena ♂'''|{{dark color light}}|Mightyena.jpg|Candice's Mightyena, aka Cuon; is her second Pokémon, it first appeared as an Poochyena in ''SnazzyShipping''. She saved it after she saw it nearly drown. Its strongest attack is Dark Pulse.}}
{| style="background: #F8F8FF; border: 1px solid #88a; width: 100%; {{#switch: | f=-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 15px 15px; | h=-moz-border-radius: 15px 15px 0px 0px; | b=-moz-border-radius: 15px;}}" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background: #{{electric color}}; {{#switch: |b|h=-moz-border-radius: 13px 13px 0px 0px;}}" |
<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Cecilia ♀'''></span>'''Cecilia ♀'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-


She gave away her Snover - to Flint - to show her love to him. I'm not sure about Dodrio or Turtwig...
Luxio aka Cecilia is his most recent Pokemon. She is known as a reborn basically, ({{tt|she was once a human|THIS IS SRGEMAN OF FF.NET'S IDEA, IF YOU STEAL I WILL PERSONALLY CHOP EVERYTHING HANGING OFF YOUR BODY, EVEN YOU GENITALS, okay *cough* you get my point.}}). She is in love with another reborn named Jacob (a Jolteon) who was once her co-worker's son, but she hasn't noticed yet. Her strongest attack is either Ice Fang or Crunch.
|-
{{#switch: | b|f= {{!}} colspan{{=}}"2" {{!}}}}
|}


====Fake family====
====Fake family====
*Flint: her husband
*See this template here: http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Caldecutt_family
*Buck: brother-in-law, though she doesn't know that yet
 
*Flannery: Her cousin-in-law, but neither her nor Flint know that yet
But if you don't want to:
*Grandfather-in-law: Same as above (the person in Plat. that owns that restaurant)
 
*She is distantly related to other characters, too
*[[Professor Rowan|Siôr]] - his father
*[[Professor Oak|Samuel]] - his uncle
*Gage - his brother
**Gage's wife, Jadyn
*Cassidy, only related to his son via blood
*[[Saturn|Stanford]] - his son
*[[Mars|Marie]] - his daughter-in-law
*[[Jupiter|Jade]] - his niece
*Jasper - his grandson
*Mitternacht (or Maykala; he had a one-night stand with her XD) - his cousin
*[[Professor Birch|Gaël]] - his uncle? (or Siôr's nephew)
*[[Professor Elm|Albin]] - same as above
*Chad - cousin
*[[Sheena]] - his cousin twice removed
 
*{{wp|Duke_of_Wellington}} - probably the first.
*{{wp|Louis XVI of France}}
 
*NOTE: He is related to Cynthia because Siôr had a one-night stand with [[Carolina]]. Incest tends to run in the Caldecutt family, Émile in turn had a one-night stand with [[Cynthia]] when he was twenty-nine.


===Examples of moves improved===
===Examples of moves improved===
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{{User Favorite|393|Piplup}}
{{User Favorite|393|Piplup}}
{{User Favorite|398|Staraptor}}
{{User Favorite|398|Staraptor}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|HighfiveDP.JPG|PearlShipping}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|PearlShipping|link=no}}
Awesome, this is really cute :D ♥
Awesome, this is really cute :D ♥
{{User Favorite Shipping|Sinnohelitefour.jpg|SnazzyShipping|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|SnazzyShipping|link=no}}
♥♥♥ They marry, plus they are cute together ♥
♥♥♥ They marry, plus they are cute together ♥
{{User Favorite Shipping|Ash party DP131.png|ObdurateShipping|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|ObdurateShipping|link=no}}
So cute
So cute
{{User Favorite Shipping|PuzzleShipping.png|PuzzleShipping|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|PuzzleShipping|link=no}}
They marry, plus they are cute together...
They marry, plus they are cute together...
{{User Favorite Shipping|Sinnohelitefour.jpg|ScortchShipping|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|ScortchShipping|link=no}}
It's just cute/funny
It's just cute/funny
{{User Favorite Shipping|Sinnohelitefour.jpg|EliteUnderShipping|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|EliteUnderShipping|link=no}}
They are half-brothers ^_^
They are half-brothers ^_^
{{User Favorite Shipping|Sinnohelitefour.jpg|Lucian x Flint|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|Lucian x Flint|link=no}}
Has no name... but still awesome nonetheless
Has no name... but still awesome nonetheless
{{User Favorite Shipping|ScrotchShipping.png|SlushShipping|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|SlushShipping|link=no}}
They are just cute, they also marry XP
They are just cute, they also marry XP
{{User Favorite Shipping|DP107 size.png|49erShipping|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|DP107 size.png|49erShipping|link=no}}
Awww!! ♥ So cute
Awww!! ♥ So cute
{{User Favorite Shipping|FlintPlatinum.gif|IgnitionShipping}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|Spr Pt Flint.png|IgnitionShipping|link=no}}
They are cousins/best friends, calling each other brothers
They are cousins/best friends, calling each other brothers
{{User Favorite Shipping|RoarkPlatinum.gif|EnergyShipping}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|Spr Pt Roark.png|EnergyShipping|link=no}}
Roarky is a best friend of Volkie and they call each other brothers
Roarky is a best friend of Volkie and they call each other brothers
{{User Favorite Shipping|Team Galactic High Touch.jpg|ConjunctionShipping|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|ConjunctionShipping|link=no}}
They marry XP
They marry XP
{{User Favorite Shipping|Team Galactic High Touch.jpg|SinfulShipping|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|SinfulShipping|link=no}}
They are best friends
They are best friends
{{User Favorite Shipping|Team Galactic High Touch.jpg|JovianShipping}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|JovianShipping|link=no}}
They are cousins
They are cousins
{{User Favorite Shipping|Croagunkpull.jpg|MolestShipping}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|MolestShipping|link=no}}
Because it's hilarious XD 8D
Because it's hilarious XD 8D
{{User Favorite Shipping|Pikahug.png|PikaShipping}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|Pikahug.png|PikaShipping|link=no}}
Cute
Cute
{{User Favorite Shipping|LilBlue.png|LilBlueShipping}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|LilBlue.png|LilBlueShipping|link=no}}
Cute!!!
Cute!!!
{{User Favorite Shipping|PikachuBuneary.jpg|LagomorphShipping}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|LagomorphShipping|link=no}}
♥ Awww....
♥ Awww....
{{User Favorite Shipping|PikaMeowthOffer.jpg|KrazyShipping}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|KrazyShipping|link=no}}
So cute too!
So cute too!
{{User Favorite Shipping|Cynthia's garchomp.png|SignatureShipping|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|SignatureShipping|link=no}}
Cynthia loves her Gabby (which is her name in my story)
Cynthia loves her Gabby (which is her name in my story)
{{User Favorite Shipping|Pokéringer DP.png|Honchkrow x Staraptor|link=no}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|Pokéringer DP.png|Honchkrow x Staraptor|link=no}}
I thought of it myself...
I thought of it myself...
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|Jupiter x Looker|link=no}}
Same as above... shown in [http://www.ficwad.com/story/129645 chapter 22 of Stanford] {{tt|***|Spoilers, not really the story for little kids}}.
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:Revised chapter 1!!!
:Revised chapter 1!!!
*I may revise all of my Pokémon stories and replace "Pokemon" with "Pokémon". It looks better anyway.
*I may revise all of my Pokémon stories and replace "Pokemon" with "Pokémon". It looks better anyway.
INSERT SOMETHING HERE
AND HERE
AND HERE
AND HERE
AD INFINITUM........
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CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have MANY, MANY more favourites... I'll add them later.
Aaron and Lucian are closely related in my stories. <s>Aaron</s> x Flint (why the fuck do I keep making mistakes? I meant...) Lucian has no name!!!! D: MESSAGE ME IF THERE IS A NAME!!!!
OK I AM DONE RANTING OR WHATEVER...........
AD INFINITUM!!!!!!!!!!!! XD


LEATHER BELT!!!!!
UHHHHH!!!!!!!


Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOYP_L-WGQ (VERY RANDOM)
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOYP_L-WGQ (VERY RANDOM)


Pokémon Ondo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STuhiQVj99w
Pokémon Ondo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STuhiQVj99w
PICHU!!!!
OK it's 4:52 AM........
Zzzzz........
RANT...........
OH MY GOD I WAS SO TIRED LAST NIGHT THAT I MADE A MISTAKE ON ONE OF MY NEW VIDEOS...... D:




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*[http://k43.pbase.com/u13/bundubasher/large/41651862.carminep1.jpg Parts of a bird]
*[http://k43.pbase.com/u13/bundubasher/large/41651862.carminep1.jpg Parts of a bird]
*[http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_diseases_mentioned list of diseases mentioned]
*[http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_diseases_mentioned list of diseases mentioned]
[[File:Looker anime.png|thumb|left|200px|{{tt|I WANT TO MARRY HIM|because he's so fucking cute! XD}}]]
===New names for characters===
Hey you may not agree with me but these are the names of some of my characters (*cough* figments of my imagination...*cough*)...
{| {{Bluetable|background: white; margin: auto;}}
|- style="background: #ccf;"
! Persons' Name in the anime
! Persons' new name given by me
! Pronunciation, if needed
! Origin or English equivalent/related names
! Nicknames
|- align="left"
| [[Saturn]]
| Stanford
| STAN-ferd
| From Old English meaning "stone ford"; Stan, Stanley
| Stan, {{tt|Lil Bro/Cuz|addressed by Jade}}, Cass
|-
| [[Mars]]
| Marie
| mah-REE (German pron.)
| Czech and French form of Maria or Mary
| {{tt|Maria|when Stanford is singing 'My Maria' to her}}, otherwise, she has none
|-
| [[Jupiter]]
| Jade
| JAYD
| Spanish ''(piedra de la) ijada'' meaning "(stone of the) flank" (people thought jade could cure colic); Giada, Jada, Jaida, Jayda or Jayde
| {{tt|Big Sis/Cuz|addressed by Stan}}
|-
| [[Looker]]
| Émile
| ay-MEEL
| French form of Aemilius, which means rival; Emil, Emily (sorta)
| {{tt|Dad|addressed by Stan}}, {{tt|Dakota|addressed by his brother, Gage}}
|-
| [[Professor Rowan]]
| Siôr
| SHOR
| Welsh form of George, which in turn means "farmer", "earthworker"; Georg, Gina, Gigi, Jurgen, etc.
| {{tt|Siôr|only by people that really know him well, like Lucian/Cynthia}}
|-
| [[Charon]]
| Paul (this was before his name was changed)
| PAWL (English pron.)
| Paulus, which meant "small" or "humble" in Latin; Pablo, Paulie, Pauline, Paulette, Pavel, etc.
| {{tt|Old Man Paul|Addressed by Stan, Jade and Mary}}
|-
| [[Crasher Wake]]
| Ty
| TIE
| short form any names that start with "Ty"; Tyler, Tyson, Tyrone, Sid, etc.
| {{tt|Ty|Addressed by his best friends}}
|}
I have more... at least I think I do anyway... :S
Reasons: Who the {{tt|****|fuck, you really want me to cuss? XD}} names their kid CRASHER WAKE or SATURN?! *laughing*

Latest revision as of 23:50, 3 October 2012

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>:D I'm so evilllll!!!!!!


WARNING: RANDOM HOT MEN...

NAH JK XD, OR AM I?!?!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. XD
Émile Dakota Caldecutt Story stats:
268px-%C3%89mile_is_hot_when_he%27s_serious.jpg
Quote: "Live life to the fullest, accomplish what you can, no matter how hard it is or what the blocks in the road are."
Age: 31 (in the anime); 37 (in Stanford); 14 (in Radiant Ace), 29 (in SnazzyShipping)
Height/Weight: 5'9"/145 lbs.
Hometown: London, Littleroot Town, Veilstone City; Pewter City (in the summertime)
Ancestry: English, Irish, Scottish, German, Dutch, Canadian, French, etc.
Accent: mostly American, slightly Irish and German
Birthday: February 15, 1972
Nature: a mix of Jolly and Hasty
Zodiac: Aquarius 20px-Aquarius.svg.png / Rat 20px-Rat.svg.png
First appearence: Radiant Ace (chapter 1)
Stanford (chapter 21)
Youngest appearance in any story: Radiant Ace (chapter 1);
Also appeared in: Stanford chapter 21 -present (will never be removed) READ THIS THINGY HERE PLEASE
Relatives: Many, see below
Signature: 180px-%C3%89mile%27s_signature.PNG
As an IP officer:
Name on office door Émile Dakota Caldecutt, PhD., BSE, BAPSY
Sex Male
Came into office June 27, 1990
City Veilstone City
Job International Police investigator, officer, head of the Sinnoh subsidiary (but superior to Jake)
Rank Detective Investigator
Position 1st Grade Detective
Similar to Mac Taylor of CSI: NY


Hello!

Image edited in Photoshop →

Hello hello... I'm Michelle! :D I've been quite busy lately... I'm a freshman in college. I love to write, write, write! Did I mention that I love to write? Yes, it's one of the few things other than Dr Pepper that I'm addicted to. I don't have very many friends, so if you have MSN or facebook, please ask, I'll be happy to add you. This is very odd, but I ♥♥♥ EVERY gym leader and Pokémon league member in Sinnoh! They are KICKASS! I could never narrow it down to any single person, though. I also like: Reggie, Barry, Palmer, Thorton (heh, reminds me of me if I was a smartass), James (funny hehe), TEAM GALACTIC!!!! Ash, stop ruining their plans!!! D':

FAMOUS PEOPLE I'M RELATED TO; IT'S TRUE!:

  • Chuck Jones
  • Sacajawea
  • Mary, Queen of Scots
  • John Smith
  • Some famous lady from Jamestown (forgot her name...)

ONE OF MY PET PEEVES: When people don't speak with PROPER grammar. Ticks the shit out of me... -_-


I HOPE TO BE A DOCTOR SOMEDAY!


My favourite subfields are:

  • Urology/Nephrology/Andrology
  • Infectious disease
  • Gastroenterology

My favourite subfields in biology:

  • Genetics
  • Ecology
  • Zoology/Ornithology
  • Evolution
  • Marine biology
  • Reproductive strategies (not really a subfield, but it is fascinating!)
  • PALAEONTOLOGY FTW!!!

Other sciences I like:

  • ASTRONOMY FTW!
  • Geology/Geography
  • History
  • Forensics

Also, I am attempting to classify every Pokémon. So if you don't like this idea, then don't badger me about it. I could care less about your opinion(s). See here: User:WalloniaEagle/Classification


My team in Plat.:

I'm currently training, will be updated soon

I don't think Pokémon should be genderless. I mean, how the f*** are supposed to reproduce?

Contact me, links

My favourite TV shows

I hate TV, but this the show I ADORE:

etc.

Examples of my things

Want to see more? Read my fanfics!

Chomp

He is my favourite Pokémon OC.

1Chomp.png

Chomp is part Garchomp and part Umbreon, but also part human. He was the head and body of a Garchomp, but he used to also the arms of a Garchomp but his hands appear to be like a human's (he lost this when he evolved again); his forehead has a yellow ring on it; he also has the tail of an Umbreon. His eyes are the same colour as Lucian's, and also has his appetite. He evolved from a Gible after repetitively biting Aaron's arms so many times and into a Garchomp when Lucian/Cynthia weren't around and with their kids.

Using Dragon Rush Move First Used In
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Draco Meteor Unknown
Dragon Rush Unknown
Surf Unknown
Brick Break Unknown
Shadow Claw Unknown
Crunch Unknown
An x shows that the move cannot be legitimately known by this Pokémon in the games.
  Moves used recently are in bold unless all moves all fit this case.


Short bio of Émile

Émile Dakota Caldecutt, PhD., BSE., BAPSY.; known formally by his code name Looker and Radiant Ace by the gamblers at the Veilstone Game Corner. He was created by the Pokémon Company and is a figment of my imagination. He is a main character in the story, Stanford; first appearing in chapter 21. He is named after the famous French writer and critic whom used naturalism, Émile Zola or possibly Jean-Jacques Rousseau's novel, Émile: or, On Education. His name is pronounced ay-MEEL and it is the French form of Aemilius which is from Latin, meaning "rival".

Note:

  • PhD = Doctor in Philosophy, for law and to be a police officer
  • BSE = Bachelor of Science in Education, for fun
  • BAPSY = Bachelor of Arts or Science in Psychology, for psychology

"My boss Jake, compares my intelligence to Spencer Reid of Criminal Minds, I wonder why? Am I really that special? Heh, I guess I am. I suppose everyone is special. They just have to discover it themselves. I think it's wisdom, not knowledge that helps us guide us through the world. 'Instinct', I must say." - Émile, 2006

He is a bit of a romantic and is known for having some one-night stands with three different women (his cousin Mitternacht, Cynthia and a hooker; for the last one, he was forced to go along with it otherwise they would have figured out that he was a cop). Despite loving women, he had a short relationship with Rico (mainly because it was a dare).

He is fluent in English, German and French but is quite skilled in Japanese, Spanish, Russian, Romanian, Finnish, Norwegian, Swedish and Danish.

See more here

Pokémon that go with my fake profile

Dendro ♂
Émile's Dendro ♂

Toxicroak aka Dendro, is his first and one of his strongest Pokémon. Au contraire to Bulbapedia, his is not shiny, meaning that Stan's is. His strongest attack is Cross Chop.

Persian aka Precious, is his second and one of his main Pokémon. Her strongest attack is Shock Wave. She accidentally shocked Stan while Émile was battling Jasper.
Precious ♀
Sceptile aka Shaw is his fourth and one of his strongest. Émile bragged that he trained Shaw with flying and fire types for months. Shaw was able to keep himself for quite awhile while battling Stan's Skarmory/Fragmory. His strongest either Thunderpunch or Bullet Seed.
Shaw ♂
Astur ♂
Émile's Astur ♂

A REAL drawing of him here Staraptor, aka Astur is one of his strongest and most frequently used Pokémon; he is a shiny and differs because his bill is pure yellow instead of being tipped in blackish-brown. His strongest attack is either Brave Bird or Close Combat.

Chatty ♀
Émile's Chatty ♀

Chatot aka Chatty, is a Pokémon he saved from an old warehouse in which people were illegally eating Pokémon. See has a bad habit of saying ---. Her strongest attack is Heat Wave.

Bjork ♂
Émile's Bjork ♂

Leafeon or Bjork (can be read as Björk, too) is another Pokémon he saved from the same place as Chatty. His strongest attack is Giga Drain.

Luxio aka Cecilia is his most recent Pokemon. She is known as a reborn basically, (she was once a human). She is in love with another reborn named Jacob (a Jolteon) who was once her co-worker's son, but she hasn't noticed yet. Her strongest attack is either Ice Fang or Crunch.
Cecilia ♀

Fake family

But if you don't want to:

  • Siôr - his father
  • Samuel - his uncle
  • Gage - his brother
    • Gage's wife, Jadyn
  • Cassidy, only related to his son via blood
  • Stanford - his son
  • Marie - his daughter-in-law
  • Jade - his niece
  • Jasper - his grandson
  • Mitternacht (or Maykala; he had a one-night stand with her XD) - his cousin
  • Gaël - his uncle? (or Siôr's nephew)
  • Albin - same as above
  • Chad - cousin
  • Sheena - his cousin twice removed
  • NOTE: He is related to Cynthia because Siôr had a one-night stand with Carolina. Incest tends to run in the Caldecutt family, Émile in turn had a one-night stand with Cynthia when he was twenty-nine.

Examples of moves improved

These were thought up by Luca, used by her Floatzel:

  • Aqua Jet with Sonicboom: causes water to spray everywhere. Used in the battle against Erika.
  • Aqua Jet with Sonicboom plus Ice Fang: causes ice shards to fall. Used in the battle against Erika.
  • Water Pulse with Ice Fang: Causes a ball ice to be thrown at the oponent. Used in the battle against Erika.

Misc.:

  • Safeguard with Aromatherapy: Heels humans. Used to help heel Lucian after he was stabbed by Cyrus. Used by Thorton's Shaymin. The only caveat is that it causes side effects. It happened to Thorton himself.

Stuff

Moved here: User:WalloniaEagle/Stuff

NEWS NEWS NEWS :D

460.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Abomasnow.
452.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Drapion.
454.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Toxicroak.
457.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Lumineon.
430.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Honchkrow.
395.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Empoleon.
393.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Piplup.
398.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Staraptor.
None.png This user's favorite shipping is PearlShipping.

Awesome, this is really cute :D ♥

None.png This user's favorite shipping is SnazzyShipping.

♥♥♥ They marry, plus they are cute together ♥

None.png This user's favorite shipping is ObdurateShipping.

So cute

None.png This user's favorite shipping is PuzzleShipping.

They marry, plus they are cute together...

None.png This user's favorite shipping is ScortchShipping.

It's just cute/funny

None.png This user's favorite shipping is EliteUnderShipping.

They are half-brothers ^_^

None.png This user's favorite shipping is Lucian x Flint.

Has no name... but still awesome nonetheless

None.png This user's favorite shipping is SlushShipping.

They are just cute, they also marry XP

DP107 size.png This user's favorite shipping is 49erShipping.

Awww!! ♥ So cute

Spr Pt Flint.png This user's favorite shipping is IgnitionShipping.

They are cousins/best friends, calling each other brothers

Spr Pt Roark.png This user's favorite shipping is EnergyShipping.

Roarky is a best friend of Volkie and they call each other brothers

None.png This user's favorite shipping is ConjunctionShipping.

They marry XP

None.png This user's favorite shipping is SinfulShipping.

They are best friends

None.png This user's favorite shipping is JovianShipping.

They are cousins

None.png This user's favorite shipping is MolestShipping.

Because it's hilarious XD 8D

Pikahug.png This user's favorite shipping is PikaShipping.

Cute

LilBlue.png This user's favorite shipping is LilBlueShipping.

Cute!!!

None.png This user's favorite shipping is LagomorphShipping.

♥ Awww....

None.png This user's favorite shipping is KrazyShipping.

So cute too!

None.png This user's favorite shipping is SignatureShipping.

Cynthia loves her Gabby (which is her name in my story)

Pokéringer DP.png This user's favorite shipping is Honchkrow x Staraptor.

I thought of it myself...

None.png This user's favorite shipping is Jupiter x Looker.

Same as above... shown in chapter 22 of Stanford ***.

  • I am revising Oriss Chronicles, so look out for it! :D
Revised chapter 1!!!
  • I may revise all of my Pokémon stories and replace "Pokemon" with "Pokémon". It looks better anyway.


Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOYP_L-WGQ (VERY RANDOM)

Pokémon Ondo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STuhiQVj99w


HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR POKÉMON LATELY?


PEOPLE SHOULD MAKE ARTICLES ON LESSER KNOWN SHIPPINGS LIKE PUZZLE AND 49ER (which is obvious......).


  • Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff, did I mention Stuff?:
I WANT TO MARRY HIM

New names for characters

Hey you may not agree with me but these are the names of some of my characters (*cough* figments of my imagination...*cough*)...

Persons' Name in the anime Persons' new name given by me Pronunciation, if needed Origin or English equivalent/related names Nicknames
Saturn Stanford STAN-ferd From Old English meaning "stone ford"; Stan, Stanley Stan, Lil Bro/Cuz, Cass
Mars Marie mah-REE (German pron.) Czech and French form of Maria or Mary Maria, otherwise, she has none
Jupiter Jade JAYD Spanish (piedra de la) ijada meaning "(stone of the) flank" (people thought jade could cure colic); Giada, Jada, Jaida, Jayda or Jayde Big Sis/Cuz
Looker Émile ay-MEEL French form of Aemilius, which means rival; Emil, Emily (sorta) Dad, Dakota
Professor Rowan Siôr SHOR Welsh form of George, which in turn means "farmer", "earthworker"; Georg, Gina, Gigi, Jurgen, etc. Siôr
Charon Paul (this was before his name was changed) PAWL (English pron.) Paulus, which meant "small" or "humble" in Latin; Pablo, Paulie, Pauline, Paulette, Pavel, etc. Old Man Paul
Crasher Wake Ty TIE short form any names that start with "Ty"; Tyler, Tyson, Tyrone, Sid, etc. Ty

I have more... at least I think I do anyway... :S

Reasons: Who the **** names their kid CRASHER WAKE or SATURN?! *laughing*