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>:D I'm so evilllll!!!!!!
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WARNING: RANDOM HOT MEN...
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NAH JK XD, OR AM I?!?!
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!colspan="2"|'''Émile Dakota Caldecutt Story stats:'''
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|"Live life to the fullest, accomplish what you can, no matter how hard it is or what the blocks in the road are."
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''31''' (in the anime); '''37''' (in ''Stanford''); '''14''' (in ''Radiant Ace''), '''29''' (in ''SnazzyShipping'')
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|London, Littleroot Town, Veilstone City; Pewter City (in the summertime)
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|English, Irish, Scottish, German, Dutch, Canadian, French, etc.
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|mostly American, slightly Irish and German
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|February 15, 1972
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|a mix of Jolly and Hasty
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''''Radiant Ace''''' (chapter 1) <br> '''''Stanford''''' (chapter 21)
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''''Radiant Ace''''' (chapter 1);
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|'''Also appeared in:'''
{{User Fish}}
|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|'''''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4640529/7/Stanford Stanford]''''' chapter 21 -present (will never be removed) {{tt|READ THIS THINGY HERE PLEASE|All of my stories contain adult themes and some strong language. Please don't read if you're offended. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!}}
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!align="center" style="background: #ffffff;"|'''Relatives:'''
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"| Many, see below
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{{User Favorite Subject|Science}}
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|Émile Dakota Caldecutt, PhD., BSE, BAPSY
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|width="210" style="background: #2F4F4F"|International Police investigator, officer, head of the Sinnoh subsidiary (but superior to Jake)
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==Hello!==
==Hello!==
Hello hello... I'm Michelle! :D {{tt|BETELGEUSE!!!|beetlejuice! That's how it's pronounced! It's a star! :D}} YES, I am random... lol! I've taken 2 years of German and I'm still in my first year of French. I only have one year of school left! I get to study {{tt|owl pellets|It isn't waste, the owls regurgitate it because they can't digest bones, fur, etc.}}! Expect to see my name in a research paper soon! w00t!!! My {{tt|diction|use of words}} is amazing! I free read dictionaries in my free time. PROUD TO BE AN OKIE!!!! *waves Oklahoma flag around*
Image edited in Photoshop →
 
Hello hello... I'm Michelle! :D I've been quite busy lately... I'm a freshman in college. I love to write, write, write! Did I mention that I love to write? Yes, it's one of the few things other than Dr Pepper that I'm addicted to. I don't have very many friends, so if you have MSN or facebook, please ask, I'll be happy to add you. This is very odd, but I ♥♥♥ EVERY gym leader and Pokémon league member in Sinnoh! They are KICKASS! I could never narrow it down to any single person, though. I also like: Reggie, Barry, Palmer, Thorton (heh, reminds me of me if I was a smartass), James (funny hehe), TEAM GALACTIC!!!! Ash, stop ruining their plans!!! D':
 
'''FAMOUS PEOPLE I'M RELATED TO; IT'S TRUE!:'''
*Chuck Jones
*Sacajawea
*Mary, Queen of Scots
*John Smith
*Some famous lady from Jamestown (forgot her name...)
 
'''ONE OF MY PET PEEVES:''' When people don't speak with PROPER grammar. Ticks the shit out of me... -_-
 
 
 
'''I HOPE TO BE A DOCTOR SOMEDAY!'''


*~I need friends, please be my friend!!!


==My profile==
'''My favourite subfields are:'''
*Name: Michelle
*Urology/Nephrology/Andrology
*Age: 18
*Infectious disease
*Sex: Isn't it obvious? I'm female.
*Gastroenterology
*From: Oklahoma! YEAH!!!
*Birthday: June 27, 1990
*Alibis (nicknames): Michy, Michy-san, Eagle, Fragmory, Winona, WalloniaEagle, but really you can call me any bird you'd like, and I take anything as a compliment
*Nature: Calm, easy-going, but can get angry easily, prefers to be alone, {{tt|benevolent|caring about others}}, isn't {{tt|pessimistic|gloomy outlook on life}} aka {{tt|optimistic|one who usually expects a favorable outcome}}.
*Ancestry: German, English, Scottish, Irish, French?, Welsh?, Austrian?, Italian?, Dutch?
*Youtube: http://uk.youtube.com/user/LittleBlueHeron
*Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Mitternacht90


===Favourite things===
'''My favourite subfields in biology:'''
*Color: Blue or green... can't decide
*Genetics
* Song: I have too many!
*Ecology
* Food: RAMEN!
*Zoology/Ornithology
* Drink: Dr. Pepper
*Evolution
* Movie: I have too many!
*Marine biology
* Pokemon: Probably Honchkrow or Fragmory (made up).
*Reproductive strategies (not really a subfield, but it is fascinating!)
* Quote: {{tt|"Nemo me impune lacessit!"|No one insults me with impunities (lit. translation)}}
*PALAEONTOLOGY FTW!!!
*Country: I have too many! :'( I love every country on Earth!
*Quote from my story: "Volkner roared into laughter. 'You kissed Roark!'"


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/Flag_of_Wallonia.svg/75px-Flag_of_Wallonia.svg.png
'''Other sciences I like:'''
*ASTRONOMY FTW!
*Geology/Geography
*History
*Forensics


Wallonia! [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rPrD9YVS1ao Li Tchant des Wallons]!!!
Also, I am attempting to classify every Pokémon. So if you don't like this idea, then don't badger me about it. I could care less about your opinion(s). See here: [[User:WalloniaEagle/Classification]]


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Image:M08_0037.jpg|He's kickass!!!!
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===Some things I might want major in===
===My team in Plat.:===
*Palaeontology (study of prehistoric life)
*Biology (study of living things)
*Ornithology (study of birds)
*Astronomy (study of objects beyond the Earth)
*Writing (pfft :P)
Other subjects:
*Anatomy (study of anatomical features)
*Geology (study of the Earth)
*Archaeology (study of ancient humans and their civilizations)
*Herpetology (study of reptiles/amphibians)


Here's one of my MAJOR projects: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Mitternacht90/NAbirds North American birds]
I'm currently training, will be updated soon


===Winona===
I don't think Pokémon should be genderless. I mean, how the f*** are supposed to reproduce?
Couldn't think of a better title, it has to do with my story.
URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4576248/1/Winona


*'''[[Winona]] "Eagle" Alavda Vogel''': Main character. Aged 19, nearly 20. Her family is: Maylene is her sister, Roark is her half-brother, Candice is her cousin twice removed, Cyrus is her father, Lorelei is her mother. She falls in love with Volkner, despite being related to him. Is calm person.  
===Contact me, links===
*Fanfiction: [http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1706782/GalacticFTW GalacticFTW]
*Fictionpress: [http://www.fictionpress.com/~ospreyeagle Ospreyeagle]
*Youtube: [http://www.youtube.com/user/LittleBlueHeron LittleBlueHeron] , [http://www.youtube.com/user/StaraptorEmpoleon StaraptorEmpoleon]
*Wikipedia: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Mitternacht90 Mitternacht90]
*Facebook: Ask
*MSN/AIM: Ask
*FC for Platinum: Ask or you tell me yours
*Mail: adminatblackbirdgarden@gmail.com
*Want to know how to make a pic like above? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0xPBsmWAo8 Click here!]
*[http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/Fakemon List of Fakemon found in Oriss/Volaris] Incomplete


*'''[[Roark]] "Roarky" Rocky Cobble''': Secondary character. Aged 21, nearly 22. His family is: Byron is his dad, Volkner is his cousin, Winona and Maylene are his half-sisters, Lorelei is his mother. {{tt|Falls in love with Maylene despite being related.|No one can ever stop LOVE!}}. Is a funny person.
===My favourite TV shows===
I hate TV, but this the show I ADORE:


*'''[[Volkner]] "Matt" Mathieu Watt''': Secondary character. Aged 21. His family is: Lt. Surge is his father, Byron is his uncle, Roark is his cousin. Falls in love with Winona despite being related to her. Is an adamant person.
*{{wp|House (TV_series)|House}}
*{{wp|Family Guy}}
*{{wp|South Park}}
*{{wp|That 70s Show}}
*{{wp|Frasier}}
*{{wp|Still Standing}}
*{{wp|According to Jim}}
*{{wp|Scrubs (TV_series)|Scrubs}}
*{{wp|American Dad!}}
*{{wp|Defying Gravity (TV_series)|Defying Gravity}}
*{{wp|Merlin (TV series)|Merlin}}
*{{wp|CSI: Crime Scene Investigation}}
*{{wp|CSI: Miami}}
*{{wp|CSI: NY}}


*'''[[Maylene]] "Sis" Ruby Vogel''': Major secondary character. Aged 17, nearly 18. Her family is: Winona is her sister, Lorelei is her mother, Candice is her cousin twice removed, Cyrus is her father. {{tt|Falls in love with Roark despite being related.|No one can ever stop LOVE!}}. Is a benevolent person.  
etc.


*'''[[Byron]] Gerwulf Cobble''': Another secondary character. Aged 42. His family is: Roark is his son, Lorelei {{tt|is umm.. don't wanna go there|*cough*affair*cough*}}, Volkner is his nephew. It is unknown who is/where his wife is. Is a pervert. xD
==Examples of my things==
Want to see more? Read my fanfics!


*'''[[Candice]] Africa Glacia''': Another secondary character. Aged 24. Her family is: Winona and Maylene's cousin twice removed, it is unknown beyond that. Falls in love with [[Flint]]. Is a brave person.
===Chomp===
He is my favourite Pokémon OC.


*'''[[Cynthia]] Thekla Victor''': Same as above. Aged 25, nearly 26. Her family is: Flint is her brother, Lucian is her husband. Not much is known beyond that. Is a real down-to-earth person.
<center>http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1Chomp.png</center>


*'''[[Lucian]] Nicu Victor''': Same. Aged 27, nearly 28. His family is: Flint is his brother-in-law, Cynthia is his wife. Not much is known beyond that. Is a docile person.  
Chomp is part Garchomp and part Umbreon, but also part human. He was the head and body of a Garchomp, but he used to also the arms of a Garchomp but his hands appear to be like a human's (he lost this when he evolved again); his forehead has a yellow ring on it; he also has the tail of an Umbreon. His eyes are the same colour as Lucian's, and also has his appetite. He evolved from a Gible after repetitively biting Aaron's arms so many times and into a Garchomp when Lucian/Cynthia weren't around and with their kids.


*'''[[Flint]] Hildebrand Hurst''': Same. Aged 21, nearly 22. His family is: Cynthia is his sister, Lucian is his brother-in-law. Not much is known beyond that. Falls in love with Cynthia. Is a really giddy person.
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{{anmu|fighting|Brick Break|rec=yes|User:WalloniaEagle|'Unknown'}}
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{{anmu|Dark|Crunch|User:WalloniaEagle|'Unknown'}}
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*'''[[Cyrus]] Derek Vogel''': Same. Aged 48. His family is: Lorelei is his ex-wife, Jupiter is his wife, Winona and Maylene are his daughters. Not much is known beyond that. Is a very malevolent person.
===Short bio of Émile===
'''Émile Dakota Caldecutt, PhD., BSE., BAPSY.'''; known formally by his code name '''Looker''' and '''Radiant Ace''' by the gamblers at the Veilstone Game Corner. He was created by the ''Pokémon Company'' and is a figment of my imagination. He is a main character in the story, ''Stanford''; first appearing in chapter 21. He is named after the famous French writer and critic whom used naturalism, {{wp|Émile Zola}} or possibly {{wp|Jean-Jacques Rousseau}}'s novel, ''{{wp|Emile: or, On Education|Émile: or, On Education}}''. His name is pronounced '''ay-MEEL''' and it is the French form of ''Aemilius'' which is from Latin, meaning "rival".


*'''(Lt.) Ace "Captain" [[Lt. Surge|Surge]] Watt''': Aged 42, nearly 43. Same. Volkner is his son, Roark is his nephew. Not much is known beyond that. He is a serious person.
Note:
*PhD = Doctor in Philosophy, for law and to be a police officer
*BSE = Bachelor of Science in Education, for fun
*BAPSY = Bachelor of Arts or Science in Psychology, for psychology


*'''Stanford "[[Saturn]]" Cass Caldecutt''': Same. Aged 21, nearly 22 Not much is known about his family. Falls in love with Mars. He is an introvert.
"My boss Jake, compares my intelligence to Spencer Reid of ''Criminal Minds'', I wonder why? Am I really that special? Heh, I guess I am. I suppose everyone is special. They just have to discover it themselves. I think it's wisdom, not knowledge that helps us guide us through the world. 'Instinct', I must say." - Émile, 2006


*'''Marie [[Mars]] Julie Legard''': Same. Aged 22. Not much is known about her family. Falls in love with Saturn. She is a shy person.
He is a bit of a romantic and is known for having some one-night stands with three different women (his cousin Mitternacht, Cynthia and a hooker; for the last one, he was forced to go along with it otherwise they would have figured out that he was a cop). Despite loving women, he had a short relationship with Rico (mainly because it was a dare).


*'''[[Gardenia]] Dahlia Rose''': Same. Aged 20, nearly 21. Crasher Wake is her father, Juan is her uncle. Not much is known beyond that. She is a shy person.
He is fluent in English, German and French but is quite skilled in Japanese, Spanish, Russian, Romanian, Finnish, Norwegian, Swedish and Danish.


*'''Wayland "[[Crasher Wake]]" Ty Rose''': Same. Aged 46. Gardenia is his daughter, Juan is his brother. Not much is known beyond that. He is a generous person.  
[http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/%C3%89mile See more here]


*'''[[Lorelei]] Freya Vogel''': Same. Aged 47. Maylene and Winona are her daughters, Roark is her son, Cyrus is her ex-husband, Byron  {{tt|is... don't wanna go there.|*cough*affair*cough*}}. Is a sweetheart.
====Pokémon that go with my fake profile====
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<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Dendro ♂'''></span>'''Dendro ♂'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
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{{#switch: Spr 4d 454 m.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=|{{!}} [[File:Spr 4d 454 m.png|200px|{{#if: |{{{nick}}}|Émile's '''Dendro ♂'''}}]]{{#if: |<br><br>[[File:noimage.png|200px]]|}}}}
|{{#switch: Spr 4d 454 m.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=colspan="2"{{!}}|}}{{#switch: no| yes={{#if: |{{main|{{{nick}}}}}|{{main|Émile's '''Dendro ♂'''}}}}}}
Toxicroak aka Dendro, is his first and one of his strongest Pokémon. ''Au contraire'' to Bulbapedia, his is not shiny, meaning that Stan's is. His strongest attack is Cross Chop.
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*'''[[Juan]] Alban Dabney''': Minor. Aged 25, nearly 26. Crasher Wake is his brother; Gardenia is his niece. Not much is known beyond that. Falls in love with Fantina. He is an introvert.
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<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Precious ♀'''></span>'''Precious ♀'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-


*'''[[Fantina]] Vivien Reed''': Minor. Aged 24. No one is sure about her family. Falls in love with Ron. She is a tender-hearted.
Persian aka Precious, is his second and one of his main Pokémon. Her strongest attack is Shock Wave. She accidentally shocked Stan while Émile was battling Jasper.
|-  
{{#switch: | b|f= {{!}} colspan{{=}}"2" {{!}}}}
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*'''Ron Richard Randal''': Minor. Aged 23. No one is sure about his family. Falls in love with Fantina. Is a smartass.
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! colspan="2" style="background: #{{grass color}}; {{#switch: |b|h=-moz-border-radius: 13px 13px 0px 0px;}}" |
<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Shaw ♂'''></span>'''Shaw ♂'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
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*'''[[Liza]] Gizi Williams''': Somewhat major. Aged 19, nearly 20. Her twin brother is Tate. Not much is known beyond that. She is always tired. Falls in love with Aaron.
Sceptile aka Shaw is his fourth and one of his strongest. Émile bragged that he trained Shaw with flying and fire types for months. Shaw was able to keep himself for quite awhile while battling Stan's Skarmory/Fragmory. His strongest either Thunderpunch or Bullet Seed.
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*'''[[Tate]] Elek Williams''': Same. Aged 19, nearly 20. His twin sister is Liza. Not much is known beyond that. He is always full of energy. Falls in love with Roxanne.
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<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Astur ♂'''></span>'''Astur ♂'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-
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|{{#switch: Spr_4p_398_m_s.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=colspan="2"{{!}}|}}{{#switch: no| yes={{#if: |{{main|{{{nick}}}}}|{{main|Émile's '''Astur ♂'''}}}}}}
[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemonfakemon/images/thumb/4/45/Shiny_Staraptor2.png/700px-Shiny_Staraptor2.png A REAL drawing of him here] Staraptor, aka Astur is one of his strongest and most frequently used Pokémon; he is a shiny and differs because his bill is pure yellow instead of being tipped in blackish-brown. His strongest attack is either Brave Bird or Close Combat.
|-
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|}


*'''Jade "[[Jupiter]]" Sable Vogel''': Minor. Aged 45. Her husband is Cyrus. Not much is known beyond that. She prefers to be by herself.  
{| style="background: #F8F8FF; border: 1px solid #88a; width: 100%; {{#switch: | f=-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 15px 15px; | h=-moz-border-radius: 15px 15px 0px 0px; | b=-moz-border-radius: 15px;}}" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
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<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Chatty ♀'''></span>'''Chatty ♀'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-
{{#switch: Chatot anime.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=|{{!}} [[File:Chatot anime.png|200px|{{#if: |{{{nick}}}|Émile's '''Chatty ♀'''}}]]{{#if: |<br><br>[[File:noimage.png|200px]]|}}}}
|{{#switch: Chatot anime.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=colspan="2"{{!}}|}}{{#switch: no| yes={{#if: |{{main|{{{nick}}}}}|{{main|Émile's '''Chatty ♀'''}}}}}}
Chatot aka Chatty, is a Pokémon he saved from an old warehouse in which people were illegally eating Pokémon. See has a bad habit of saying {{tt|---|Polly wants to watch porn - in fact, she misheard Émile}}. Her strongest attack is Heat Wave.
|-
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{| style="background: #F8F8FF; border: 1px solid #88a; width: 100%; {{#switch: | f=-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 15px 15px; | h=-moz-border-radius: 15px 15px 0px 0px; | b=-moz-border-radius: 15px;}}" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
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! colspan="2" style="background: #{{grass color}}; {{#switch: |b|h=-moz-border-radius: 13px 13px 0px 0px;}}" |
<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Bjork ♂'''></span>'''Bjork ♂'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-
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|{{#switch: Zoey Leafeon.png | |noimage|none|noimage.png=colspan="2"{{!}}|}}{{#switch: no| yes={{#if: |{{main|{{{nick}}}}}|{{main|Émile's '''Bjork ♂'''}}}}}}
Leafeon or Bjork (can be read as Björk, too) is another Pokémon he saved from the same place as Chatty. His strongest attack is Giga Drain.
|-
{{#switch: | b|f= {{!}} colspan{{=}}"2" {{!}}}}
|}
 
{| style="background: #F8F8FF; border: 1px solid #88a; width: 100%; {{#switch: | f=-moz-border-radius: 0px 0px 15px 15px; | h=-moz-border-radius: 15px 15px 0px 0px; | b=-moz-border-radius: 15px;}}" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="2"
|-
! colspan="2" style="background: #{{electric color}}; {{#switch: |b|h=-moz-border-radius: 13px 13px 0px 0px;}}" |
<big><big><center>{{#if: |<span id="{{{nick}}}"></span>{{{nick}}}|<span id='''Cecilia ♀'''></span>'''Cecilia ♀'''}} {{#switch: none|male|♂={{color|0000FF|♂}}|female|♀={{color|FF6060|♀}}}}</center></big><big>
|-
 
Luxio aka Cecilia is his most recent Pokemon. She is known as a reborn basically, ({{tt|she was once a human|THIS IS SRGEMAN OF FF.NET'S IDEA, IF YOU STEAL I WILL PERSONALLY CHOP EVERYTHING HANGING OFF YOUR BODY, EVEN YOU GENITALS, okay *cough* you get my point.}}). She is in love with another reborn named Jacob (a Jolteon) who was once her co-worker's son, but she hasn't noticed yet. Her strongest attack is either Ice Fang or Crunch.
|-
{{#switch: | b|f= {{!}} colspan{{=}}"2" {{!}}}}
|}
 
====Fake family====
*See this template here: http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Caldecutt_family
 
But if you don't want to:
 
*[[Professor Rowan|Siôr]] - his father
*[[Professor Oak|Samuel]] - his uncle
*Gage - his brother
**Gage's wife, Jadyn
*Cassidy, only related to his son via blood
*[[Saturn|Stanford]] - his son
*[[Mars|Marie]] - his daughter-in-law
*[[Jupiter|Jade]] - his niece
*Jasper - his grandson
*Mitternacht (or Maykala; he had a one-night stand with her XD) - his cousin
*[[Professor Birch|Gaël]] - his uncle? (or Siôr's nephew)
*[[Professor Elm|Albin]] - same as above
*Chad - cousin
*[[Sheena]] - his cousin twice removed
 
*{{wp|Duke_of_Wellington}} - probably the first.
*{{wp|Louis XVI of France}}
 
*NOTE: He is related to Cynthia because Siôr had a one-night stand with [[Carolina]]. Incest tends to run in the Caldecutt family, Émile in turn had a one-night stand with [[Cynthia]] when he was twenty-nine.
 
===Examples of moves improved===
These were thought up by Luca, used by her Floatzel:
 
*'''''Aqua Jet with Sonicboom:''''' causes water to spray everywhere. Used in the battle against Erika.
*'''''Aqua Jet with Sonicboom plus Ice Fang:''''' causes ice shards to fall. Used in the battle against Erika.
*'''''Water Pulse with Ice Fang:''''' Causes a ball ice to be thrown at the oponent. Used in the battle against Erika.
 
Misc.:
 
*'''''Safeguard with Aromatherapy:''''' Heels humans. Used to help heel Lucian after he was stabbed by Cyrus. Used by [[Thorton]]'s [[Shaymin_(Pokémon)|Shaymin]]. The only caveat is that it causes side effects. It happened to Thorton {{tt|himself|he started to urinate blood for apparent reason...}}.
 
==Stuff==
Moved here: [[User:WalloniaEagle/Stuff]]
 
===NEWS NEWS NEWS :D===
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{{User Favorite|460|Abomasnow}}
{{User Favorite|452|Drapion}}
{{User Favorite|454|Toxicroak}}
{{User Favorite|457|Lumineon}}
{{User Favorite|430|Honchkrow}}
{{User Favorite|395|Empoleon}}
{{User Favorite|393|Piplup}}
{{User Favorite|398|Staraptor}}
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|PearlShipping|link=no}}
Awesome, this is really cute :D ♥
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|SnazzyShipping|link=no}}
♥♥♥ They marry, plus they are cute together ♥
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|ObdurateShipping|link=no}}
So cute
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|PuzzleShipping|link=no}}
They marry, plus they are cute together...
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|ScortchShipping|link=no}}
It's just cute/funny
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|EliteUnderShipping|link=no}}
They are half-brothers ^_^
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|Lucian x Flint|link=no}}
Has no name... but still awesome nonetheless
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|SlushShipping|link=no}}
They are just cute, they also marry XP
{{User Favorite Shipping|DP107 size.png|49erShipping|link=no}}
Awww!! ♥ So cute
{{User Favorite Shipping|Spr Pt Flint.png|IgnitionShipping|link=no}}
They are cousins/best friends, calling each other brothers
{{User Favorite Shipping|Spr Pt Roark.png|EnergyShipping|link=no}}
Roarky is a best friend of Volkie and they call each other brothers
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|ConjunctionShipping|link=no}}
They marry XP
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|SinfulShipping|link=no}}
They are best friends
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|JovianShipping|link=no}}
They are cousins
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|MolestShipping|link=no}}
Because it's hilarious XD 8D
{{User Favorite Shipping|Pikahug.png|PikaShipping|link=no}}
Cute
{{User Favorite Shipping|LilBlue.png|LilBlueShipping|link=no}}
Cute!!!
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|LagomorphShipping|link=no}}
♥ Awww....
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|KrazyShipping|link=no}}
So cute too!
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|SignatureShipping|link=no}}
Cynthia loves her Gabby (which is her name in my story)
{{User Favorite Shipping|Pokéringer DP.png|Honchkrow x Staraptor|link=no}}
I thought of it myself...
{{User Favorite Shipping|none.png|Jupiter x Looker|link=no}}
Same as above... shown in [http://www.ficwad.com/story/129645 chapter 22 of Stanford] {{tt|***|Spoilers, not really the story for little kids}}.  
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*'''[[Roxanne]] "Roxie" Aurora Rose''': Somewhat major. Aged 20. Brock is her brother. Not much is known beyond that. Falls in love with Tate. She is {{tt|diligent|hardworking}}.  
*I am revising ''Oriss Chronicles'', so look out for it! :D
:Revised chapter 1!!!
*I may revise all of my Pokémon stories and replace "Pokemon" with "Pokémon". It looks better anyway.


*'''[[Aaron (Elite Four)|Aaron]] Ace Beech''': Somewhat major. Aged 21. Not much is known about his family (though Bugsy could be his brother).. Falls in love with Tate. He is a bit {{tt|dippy|goofy}}.


*'''[[Flannery]] Kiera Dunstan''': Somewhat minor. Aged 22. Not much is known about her family, but Flint could be her long lost cousin (:P).
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOYP_L-WGQ (VERY RANDOM)


*'''[[Maxie]] Adair Sherlock''': Somewhat minor. Aged 34. Not much is known about his family.
Pokémon Ondo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STuhiQVj99w


I could go more in depth, but I probably couldn't, go here: http://editthis.info/pokemonfakemon/Main_Page


===More stuff===
HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR POKÉMON LATELY?
See [[User:WalloniaEagle/Shipping]]
[[User:WalloniaEagle/Pokemon]]


===Characters that are kickass!===
*Maylene
*Roark
*Volkner
*Winona
*Lucian
*Cynthia


===Sprites I've done===
PEOPLE SHOULD MAKE ARTICLES ON LESSER KNOWN SHIPPINGS LIKE PUZZLE AND 49ER (which is obvious......).
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http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1VolknersMagmortar.png


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1VolknersGarchomp.png
*Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff, did I mention Stuff?:
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http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1ByronsAggron.png
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http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1ByronsRampardos.png
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1ByronsManectric.png


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1CandicesAbamosnow.png
*[http://www.fictionpress.com/~ospreyeagle fictionpress]
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1CandicesGlaceon.png
*[http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/Fakemon Fakemon]
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1CandicesFroslass.png
*[http://k43.pbase.com/u13/bundubasher/large/41651862.carminep1.jpg What one of my fakemon, Merops, looks like]
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1CandicesLumineon.png
*[http://k43.pbase.com/u13/bundubasher/large/41651862.carminep1.jpg Parts of a bird]
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1CandicesFloatzel.png
*[http://pokemonfakemon.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_diseases_mentioned list of diseases mentioned]
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http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1CynthiasDrapion.png


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[[File:Looker anime.png|thumb|left|200px|{{tt|I WANT TO MARRY HIM|because he's so fucking cute! XD}}]]
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http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1LuciansMespirit.png
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1LuciansKingdra.png
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http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1LuciansSalamence.png
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http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1FlintsArcanine.png
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===New names for characters===
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1FlintsHoundoom.png
Hey you may not agree with me but these are the names of some of my characters (*cough* figments of my imagination...*cough*)...
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{| {{Bluetable|background: white; margin: auto;}}
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|- style="background: #ccf;"
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! Persons' Name in the anime
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! Persons' new name given by me
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! Pronunciation, if needed
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/AnimalFans/1GardeniasGallade.png
! Origin or English equivalent/related names
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! Nicknames
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|- align="left"
| [[Saturn]]
| Stanford
| STAN-ferd
| From Old English meaning "stone ford"; Stan, Stanley
| Stan, {{tt|Lil Bro/Cuz|addressed by Jade}}, Cass
|-
| [[Mars]]
| Marie
| mah-REE (German pron.)
| Czech and French form of Maria or Mary
| {{tt|Maria|when Stanford is singing 'My Maria' to her}}, otherwise, she has none
|-
| [[Jupiter]]
| Jade
| JAYD
| Spanish ''(piedra de la) ijada'' meaning "(stone of the) flank" (people thought jade could cure colic); Giada, Jada, Jaida, Jayda or Jayde
| {{tt|Big Sis/Cuz|addressed by Stan}}
|-
| [[Looker]]
| Émile
| ay-MEEL
| French form of Aemilius, which means rival; Emil, Emily (sorta)
| {{tt|Dad|addressed by Stan}}, {{tt|Dakota|addressed by his brother, Gage}}
|-
| [[Professor Rowan]]
| Siôr
| SHOR
| Welsh form of George, which in turn means "farmer", "earthworker"; Georg, Gina, Gigi, Jurgen, etc.
| {{tt|Siôr|only by people that really know him well, like Lucian/Cynthia}}
|-
| [[Charon]]
| Paul (this was before his name was changed)
| PAWL (English pron.)
| Paulus, which meant "small" or "humble" in Latin; Pablo, Paulie, Pauline, Paulette, Pavel, etc.
| {{tt|Old Man Paul|Addressed by Stan, Jade and Mary}}
|-
| [[Crasher Wake]]
| Ty
| TIE
| short form any names that start with "Ty"; Tyler, Tyson, Tyrone, Sid, etc.
| {{tt|Ty|Addressed by his best friends}}
|}


===Classification of Pokemon===
I have more... at least I think I do anyway... :S
I could get more detailed, but you people might not like it


*Mammal-Like (e.g. Rapidash)
Reasons: Who the {{tt|****|fuck, you really want me to cuss? XD}} names their kid CRASHER WAKE or SATURN?! *laughing*
*Bird-Like (e.g. Pidgeot)
*Reptile-Like (e.g. Salamence)
*Amphibian-Like (e.g. Croagunk)
*Fish-Like (e.g. Finneon)
*Other (e.g. Magneton)

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>:D I'm so evilllll!!!!!!


WARNING: RANDOM HOT MEN...

NAH JK XD, OR AM I?!?!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. XD
Émile Dakota Caldecutt Story stats:
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Quote: "Live life to the fullest, accomplish what you can, no matter how hard it is or what the blocks in the road are."
Age: 31 (in the anime); 37 (in Stanford); 14 (in Radiant Ace), 29 (in SnazzyShipping)
Height/Weight: 5'9"/145 lbs.
Hometown: London, Littleroot Town, Veilstone City; Pewter City (in the summertime)
Ancestry: English, Irish, Scottish, German, Dutch, Canadian, French, etc.
Accent: mostly American, slightly Irish and German
Birthday: February 15, 1972
Nature: a mix of Jolly and Hasty
Zodiac: Aquarius 20px-Aquarius.svg.png / Rat 20px-Rat.svg.png
First appearence: Radiant Ace (chapter 1)
Stanford (chapter 21)
Youngest appearance in any story: Radiant Ace (chapter 1);
Also appeared in: Stanford chapter 21 -present (will never be removed) READ THIS THINGY HERE PLEASE
Relatives: Many, see below
Signature: 180px-%C3%89mile%27s_signature.PNG
As an IP officer:
Name on office door Émile Dakota Caldecutt, PhD., BSE, BAPSY
Sex Male
Came into office June 27, 1990
City Veilstone City
Job International Police investigator, officer, head of the Sinnoh subsidiary (but superior to Jake)
Rank Detective Investigator
Position 1st Grade Detective
Similar to Mac Taylor of CSI: NY


Hello!

Image edited in Photoshop →

Hello hello... I'm Michelle! :D I've been quite busy lately... I'm a freshman in college. I love to write, write, write! Did I mention that I love to write? Yes, it's one of the few things other than Dr Pepper that I'm addicted to. I don't have very many friends, so if you have MSN or facebook, please ask, I'll be happy to add you. This is very odd, but I ♥♥♥ EVERY gym leader and Pokémon league member in Sinnoh! They are KICKASS! I could never narrow it down to any single person, though. I also like: Reggie, Barry, Palmer, Thorton (heh, reminds me of me if I was a smartass), James (funny hehe), TEAM GALACTIC!!!! Ash, stop ruining their plans!!! D':

FAMOUS PEOPLE I'M RELATED TO; IT'S TRUE!:

  • Chuck Jones
  • Sacajawea
  • Mary, Queen of Scots
  • John Smith
  • Some famous lady from Jamestown (forgot her name...)

ONE OF MY PET PEEVES: When people don't speak with PROPER grammar. Ticks the shit out of me... -_-


I HOPE TO BE A DOCTOR SOMEDAY!


My favourite subfields are:

  • Urology/Nephrology/Andrology
  • Infectious disease
  • Gastroenterology

My favourite subfields in biology:

  • Genetics
  • Ecology
  • Zoology/Ornithology
  • Evolution
  • Marine biology
  • Reproductive strategies (not really a subfield, but it is fascinating!)
  • PALAEONTOLOGY FTW!!!

Other sciences I like:

  • ASTRONOMY FTW!
  • Geology/Geography
  • History
  • Forensics

Also, I am attempting to classify every Pokémon. So if you don't like this idea, then don't badger me about it. I could care less about your opinion(s). See here: User:WalloniaEagle/Classification


My team in Plat.:

I'm currently training, will be updated soon

I don't think Pokémon should be genderless. I mean, how the f*** are supposed to reproduce?

Contact me, links

My favourite TV shows

I hate TV, but this the show I ADORE:

etc.

Examples of my things

Want to see more? Read my fanfics!

Chomp

He is my favourite Pokémon OC.

1Chomp.png

Chomp is part Garchomp and part Umbreon, but also part human. He was the head and body of a Garchomp, but he used to also the arms of a Garchomp but his hands appear to be like a human's (he lost this when he evolved again); his forehead has a yellow ring on it; he also has the tail of an Umbreon. His eyes are the same colour as Lucian's, and also has his appetite. He evolved from a Gible after repetitively biting Aaron's arms so many times and into a Garchomp when Lucian/Cynthia weren't around and with their kids.

Using Dragon Rush Move First Used In
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Draco Meteor Unknown
Dragon Rush Unknown
Surf Unknown
Brick Break Unknown
Shadow Claw Unknown
Crunch Unknown
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  Moves used recently are in bold unless all moves all fit this case.


Short bio of Émile

Émile Dakota Caldecutt, PhD., BSE., BAPSY.; known formally by his code name Looker and Radiant Ace by the gamblers at the Veilstone Game Corner. He was created by the Pokémon Company and is a figment of my imagination. He is a main character in the story, Stanford; first appearing in chapter 21. He is named after the famous French writer and critic whom used naturalism, Émile Zola or possibly Jean-Jacques Rousseau's novel, Émile: or, On Education. His name is pronounced ay-MEEL and it is the French form of Aemilius which is from Latin, meaning "rival".

Note:

  • PhD = Doctor in Philosophy, for law and to be a police officer
  • BSE = Bachelor of Science in Education, for fun
  • BAPSY = Bachelor of Arts or Science in Psychology, for psychology

"My boss Jake, compares my intelligence to Spencer Reid of Criminal Minds, I wonder why? Am I really that special? Heh, I guess I am. I suppose everyone is special. They just have to discover it themselves. I think it's wisdom, not knowledge that helps us guide us through the world. 'Instinct', I must say." - Émile, 2006

He is a bit of a romantic and is known for having some one-night stands with three different women (his cousin Mitternacht, Cynthia and a hooker; for the last one, he was forced to go along with it otherwise they would have figured out that he was a cop). Despite loving women, he had a short relationship with Rico (mainly because it was a dare).

He is fluent in English, German and French but is quite skilled in Japanese, Spanish, Russian, Romanian, Finnish, Norwegian, Swedish and Danish.

See more here

Pokémon that go with my fake profile

Dendro ♂
Émile's Dendro ♂

Toxicroak aka Dendro, is his first and one of his strongest Pokémon. Au contraire to Bulbapedia, his is not shiny, meaning that Stan's is. His strongest attack is Cross Chop.

Persian aka Precious, is his second and one of his main Pokémon. Her strongest attack is Shock Wave. She accidentally shocked Stan while Émile was battling Jasper.
Precious ♀
Sceptile aka Shaw is his fourth and one of his strongest. Émile bragged that he trained Shaw with flying and fire types for months. Shaw was able to keep himself for quite awhile while battling Stan's Skarmory/Fragmory. His strongest either Thunderpunch or Bullet Seed.
Shaw ♂
Astur ♂
Émile's Astur ♂

A REAL drawing of him here Staraptor, aka Astur is one of his strongest and most frequently used Pokémon; he is a shiny and differs because his bill is pure yellow instead of being tipped in blackish-brown. His strongest attack is either Brave Bird or Close Combat.

Chatty ♀
Émile's Chatty ♀

Chatot aka Chatty, is a Pokémon he saved from an old warehouse in which people were illegally eating Pokémon. See has a bad habit of saying ---. Her strongest attack is Heat Wave.

Bjork ♂
Émile's Bjork ♂

Leafeon or Bjork (can be read as Björk, too) is another Pokémon he saved from the same place as Chatty. His strongest attack is Giga Drain.

Luxio aka Cecilia is his most recent Pokemon. She is known as a reborn basically, (she was once a human). She is in love with another reborn named Jacob (a Jolteon) who was once her co-worker's son, but she hasn't noticed yet. Her strongest attack is either Ice Fang or Crunch.
Cecilia ♀

Fake family

But if you don't want to:

  • Siôr - his father
  • Samuel - his uncle
  • Gage - his brother
    • Gage's wife, Jadyn
  • Cassidy, only related to his son via blood
  • Stanford - his son
  • Marie - his daughter-in-law
  • Jade - his niece
  • Jasper - his grandson
  • Mitternacht (or Maykala; he had a one-night stand with her XD) - his cousin
  • Gaël - his uncle? (or Siôr's nephew)
  • Albin - same as above
  • Chad - cousin
  • Sheena - his cousin twice removed
  • NOTE: He is related to Cynthia because Siôr had a one-night stand with Carolina. Incest tends to run in the Caldecutt family, Émile in turn had a one-night stand with Cynthia when he was twenty-nine.

Examples of moves improved

These were thought up by Luca, used by her Floatzel:

  • Aqua Jet with Sonicboom: causes water to spray everywhere. Used in the battle against Erika.
  • Aqua Jet with Sonicboom plus Ice Fang: causes ice shards to fall. Used in the battle against Erika.
  • Water Pulse with Ice Fang: Causes a ball ice to be thrown at the oponent. Used in the battle against Erika.

Misc.:

  • Safeguard with Aromatherapy: Heels humans. Used to help heel Lucian after he was stabbed by Cyrus. Used by Thorton's Shaymin. The only caveat is that it causes side effects. It happened to Thorton himself.

Stuff

Moved here: User:WalloniaEagle/Stuff

NEWS NEWS NEWS :D

460.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Abomasnow.
452.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Drapion.
454.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Toxicroak.
457.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Lumineon.
430.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Honchkrow.
395.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Empoleon.
393.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Piplup.
398.png This user's favorite Pokémon is Staraptor.
None.png This user's favorite shipping is PearlShipping.

Awesome, this is really cute :D ♥

None.png This user's favorite shipping is SnazzyShipping.

♥♥♥ They marry, plus they are cute together ♥

None.png This user's favorite shipping is ObdurateShipping.

So cute

None.png This user's favorite shipping is PuzzleShipping.

They marry, plus they are cute together...

None.png This user's favorite shipping is ScortchShipping.

It's just cute/funny

None.png This user's favorite shipping is EliteUnderShipping.

They are half-brothers ^_^

None.png This user's favorite shipping is Lucian x Flint.

Has no name... but still awesome nonetheless

None.png This user's favorite shipping is SlushShipping.

They are just cute, they also marry XP

DP107 size.png This user's favorite shipping is 49erShipping.

Awww!! ♥ So cute

Spr Pt Flint.png This user's favorite shipping is IgnitionShipping.

They are cousins/best friends, calling each other brothers

Spr Pt Roark.png This user's favorite shipping is EnergyShipping.

Roarky is a best friend of Volkie and they call each other brothers

None.png This user's favorite shipping is ConjunctionShipping.

They marry XP

None.png This user's favorite shipping is SinfulShipping.

They are best friends

None.png This user's favorite shipping is JovianShipping.

They are cousins

None.png This user's favorite shipping is MolestShipping.

Because it's hilarious XD 8D

Pikahug.png This user's favorite shipping is PikaShipping.

Cute

LilBlue.png This user's favorite shipping is LilBlueShipping.

Cute!!!

None.png This user's favorite shipping is LagomorphShipping.

♥ Awww....

None.png This user's favorite shipping is KrazyShipping.

So cute too!

None.png This user's favorite shipping is SignatureShipping.

Cynthia loves her Gabby (which is her name in my story)

Pokéringer DP.png This user's favorite shipping is Honchkrow x Staraptor.

I thought of it myself...

None.png This user's favorite shipping is Jupiter x Looker.

Same as above... shown in chapter 22 of Stanford ***.

  • I am revising Oriss Chronicles, so look out for it! :D
Revised chapter 1!!!
  • I may revise all of my Pokémon stories and replace "Pokemon" with "Pokémon". It looks better anyway.


Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddOYP_L-WGQ (VERY RANDOM)

Pokémon Ondo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STuhiQVj99w


HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR POKÉMON LATELY?


PEOPLE SHOULD MAKE ARTICLES ON LESSER KNOWN SHIPPINGS LIKE PUZZLE AND 49ER (which is obvious......).


  • Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff Stuff, did I mention Stuff?:
I WANT TO MARRY HIM

New names for characters

Hey you may not agree with me but these are the names of some of my characters (*cough* figments of my imagination...*cough*)...

Persons' Name in the anime Persons' new name given by me Pronunciation, if needed Origin or English equivalent/related names Nicknames
Saturn Stanford STAN-ferd From Old English meaning "stone ford"; Stan, Stanley Stan, Lil Bro/Cuz, Cass
Mars Marie mah-REE (German pron.) Czech and French form of Maria or Mary Maria, otherwise, she has none
Jupiter Jade JAYD Spanish (piedra de la) ijada meaning "(stone of the) flank" (people thought jade could cure colic); Giada, Jada, Jaida, Jayda or Jayde Big Sis/Cuz
Looker Émile ay-MEEL French form of Aemilius, which means rival; Emil, Emily (sorta) Dad, Dakota
Professor Rowan Siôr SHOR Welsh form of George, which in turn means "farmer", "earthworker"; Georg, Gina, Gigi, Jurgen, etc. Siôr
Charon Paul (this was before his name was changed) PAWL (English pron.) Paulus, which meant "small" or "humble" in Latin; Pablo, Paulie, Pauline, Paulette, Pavel, etc. Old Man Paul
Crasher Wake Ty TIE short form any names that start with "Ty"; Tyler, Tyson, Tyrone, Sid, etc. Ty

I have more... at least I think I do anyway... :S

Reasons: Who the **** names their kid CRASHER WAKE or SATURN?! *laughing*