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I, Lelouch vi Britannia, command you to die.
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<b><center>List of recommended users that could fit into this table:<br>[[User:DCM|To be yelled at]] - [[User:TTEchidna|To spam someone's talkpage]] - [[User:Jioruji Derako|To learn more]] [[User:Kogoro|about wikicoding and CSS]] - [[User:Maxim|To be shouted at]]<br>[[Special:Userlist|To be scolded]]</center></b>
 
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! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}}" colspan="2"| Ivan Helric
 
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| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:1px solid black;" colspan="2" align=center | <i>OBJECTION!</i>
 
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| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:white;border:1px solid black;" colspan="2" align=center| http://i543.photobucket.com/albums/gg478/Optimatum/Optimatum-1.png
 
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! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}}" | Age
 
| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:1px solid black;" | 13
 
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! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}}" | Gender
 
| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:1px solid black;" | Neither.
 
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! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}};" | Hometown
 
| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:1px solid black;" | {{wp|Singapore}}
 
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! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}};" | Region
 
| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:1px solid black;" | {{wp|South East Asia}}
 
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! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}};" | Relatives
 
| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:1px solid black;" | Orphaned.
 
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! style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}};" | [[Trainer class|Class]]
 
| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:1px solid black;" | [[Pokémon Trainer|Trainer]]
 
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Team
 
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{{ani|470|Leafeon, Baton Dancer}} {{ani|359|Absol, Baton Pass reliant Puncher}} {{ani|475|Gallade, Physical Sweepah}} {{ani|292|Shedinja, Toxic Staller}} {{ani|491|Darkrai, because I abuse Ubers }} {{ani|171|Lanturn, Rain Dancer}}{{tt|*|I know that Lanturn and Houndoom conflict. Thing is, I won't use BOTH of them on the same team.}}{{ani|229|Houndoom, Sunny Day}} {{ani|038|Ninetales, Special staller}} {{ani|286|Breloom, Sub Puncher}}{{ani|319|Sharpedo, pathetic attempt at Physical Sweeping}}
 
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{{User Transgender}}
 
{{User Bi}}
 
{{User Patrol}}
 
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! style="background: #e0f2b6;" | [[Image:Bulbapedia_logo.png|50px]]
 
| style="background: #c4e673; color: #137;" | [[User:Bluepika!!!|<span style="color:#3e7614;">This user is not a membre of Bulbapedia</span>]].
 
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! style="background: #{{water color}};" | [[Image:446.png|50px]]
 
| style="background: #{{electric color light}}; color: black;" | This user is [[Nature|<span style="color:black;">calm</span>]], despite the fact that he's not a membre of <b>[[Bulbapedia|<span style="color:black;">Bulbapedia</span>]]</b>.
 
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{| class="userboxitem" style="border: 1px solid #256;" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"
 
! style="background: #{{fire color}};" | [[Image:037.png|50px]]
 
| style="background: #{{fire color light}}; color: black;" | This user holds <b>[[Grudge (move)|<span style="color:black;">grudges</span>]]</b>, despite being calm.
 
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! style="background: white;" | [[Image:Pokeball.jpg|50px]]
 
| style="background: red; color: black;" | This user owns every <b>[[Generation IV|<span style="color:black;">Generation IV</span>]]</b> game, whether in English or in Japanese.
 
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! style="background: #{{unknown color}};" | [[Image:000Unknown.png|50px]]
 
| style="background: #{{unknown color light}}; color: black;" | This user is objectionable.
 
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! style="background: #{{dark color}};" | [[Image:491.png|50px]]
 
| style="background: #{{dark color light}}; color: black;" | This user is unforgiving.
 
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{{:User:Optimatum/Crab}}
 
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! style="background: #{{electric color}};" | [[Image:Notchie.png|50px]]
 
| style="background: #{{electric color light}}; color: black;" | This user can [[wp:Phoenix Wright|<b><font color=black>slam his </font></b>]][http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2919503 <b><font color=black>table.</font></b>]
 
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! style="background: #DDD;" | [[Image:DP_Guitarist.png|50px]]
 
| style="background: #EEE; color: black;" | This user can play the [http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=GfaAiipAMDE&feature=related <b><font color=black>air guitar.</font></b>]
 
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{{User AYB}}
 
{{User Meme}}
 
{{User Mudkip}}
 
{{User Lost the Game}}
 
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! style="background: #black" | [[Image:Barack obama.jpg|50px]]
 
| style="background: #00FDEA; color: black" | This user has been '''[http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=65I0HNvTDH4 BarackRolled]<span style="color: black"></span>''' .
 
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{{User Falcon Punch}}
 
{{User 300|475}}
 
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{| style="-moz-border-radius:10px;background:#{{grass color}};border:2px solid #{{dark color}};"
 
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http://i543.photobucket.com/albums/gg478/Optimatum/Siarnaq.png <br clear="all">
 
| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{bulba color}};border:0px;"| <b>Optimatum</b>, otherwise <b>ThatKidWithNoOriginality</b>, has been part of the <b>[[Bulbapedia|<span style="color:black;">Bulbapedia</span>]]</b> community for approximately 18 months. It can barely come online nowadays due to [[wp:School|<b><font color=black>obvious reasons</font></b>]]. That and its laptop kinda blue screened.
 
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{| style="-moz-border-radius: 10px;background:#{{grass color}};border:2px solid #{{dark color}}" width=100%
 
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===Base Stats===
 
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! rowspan="2" | Stat
 
! colspan="2" rowspan="2" | [[Base stats|{{color|000|Base}}]]
 
! colspan="2" | At Lv. 50
 
! colspan="2" | At Lv. 100
 
|-
 
! <small>Min.</small>
 
! <small>Max.</small>
 
! <small>Min.</small>
 
! <small>Max.</small>
 
|-
 
|style="text-align:right; background: #FF5555;" | '''[[Stats#Hit Points|{{color|000|HP}}]]:'''
 
!style="text-align:right;"|100
 
|<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{hp color}}; width: 100px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;">&nbsp;</div>
 
! <small>{{#ifexpr: 100 = 1|1|{{#expr: ((0 + 2 * 100 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 10 + 50}}}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#ifexpr: 100 = 1|1|{{#expr: ((31 + 2 * 100 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 10 + 50}}}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#ifexpr: 100 = 1|1|{{#expr: ((0 + 2 * 100 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 10 + 100}}}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#ifexpr: 100 = 1|1|{{#expr: ((31 + 2 * 100 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 10 + 100}}}}</small>
 
|-
 
|style="text-align:right; background: #F19655;" | '''[[Stats#Attack|{{color|000|Attack}}]]:'''
 
!style="text-align:right;"|10
 
|<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{attack color}}; width: 10px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;">&nbsp;</div>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 10 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 10 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 10 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 10 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
 
|-
 
|style="text-align:right; background: #F8DB69;" | '''[[Stats#Defense|{{color|000|Defense}}]]:'''
 
!style="text-align:right;"| 15
 
|<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{defense color}}; width: 15px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;">&nbsp;</div>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 15 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 15 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 15 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 15 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
 
|-
 
|style="text-align:right; background: #97B1EF;" | '''[[Stats#Special Attack|{{color|000|Special Attack}}]]:'''
 
!style="text-align:right;"|150
 
|<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{special attack color}}; width: 150px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;">&nbsp;</div>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 150 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 150 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 150 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 150 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
 
|-
 
|style="text-align:right; background: #8BE75C;" | '''[[Stats#Special Defense|{{color|000|Special Defense}}]]:'''
 
!style="text-align:right;"|65
 
|<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{special defense color}}; width: 65px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;">&nbsp;</div>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 65 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 65 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 65 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 65 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
 
|-
 
|style="text-align:right; background: #F690AE;" | '''[[Stats#Speed|{{color|000|Speed}}]]:'''
 
!style="text-align:right;"|85
 
|<div class="statbar" style="background:#{{speed color}}; width: 85px; height: 10px; border: 1px solid black; overflow: hidden;">&nbsp;</div>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 85 + (0/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 85 + (252/4)) * 50/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((0 + 2 * 85 + (0/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * .9)}}</small>
 
! <small>{{#expr: floor((((31 + 2 * 85 + (252/4)) * 100/100) + 5) * 1.1)}}</small>
 
|-
 
|style="text-align:right;" | '''Total:'''
 
!style="text-align:right;"|{{#expr: 100 + 10 + 15 + 150 + 65 + 85}}
 
| colspan="5" | These stats are purely for humor only. =D
 
|- style="background: #{{grass color}}"
 
| colspan="7" |
 
*<small>Minimum stats are calculated with 0 [[EVs]], [[IVs]] of 0, and a hindering [[nature]].
 
*Maximum stats are calculated with 252 EVs, IVs of 31, and a helpful nature.
 
|}
 
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| style="-moz-border-radius: 10px;background:#{{bulba color}};border:0px;" |
 
===How Optimatum discovered Pokeyman===
 
[http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/10/01/pokemon-the-yellow-peril.aspx It's Pokémon, twit. Not Namyekop, the demon of yellow and pink.]
 
 
Nah, I just turned on the TV and, lookie! Pokeyman! =D
 
 
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{| style="-moz-border-radius:10px; background:#{{grass color}};border:2px solid #{{dark color}}" colspan="2"|
 
| style="-moz-border-radius: 10px;background:#{{bulba color}};border:0px" cellpadding="2" |
 
====Timeline of user events====
 
June 2007: Signs up on Bulbapedia.
 
 
October 2007 (I think, memory's a blur): Forms "UEP" with [[User:Tina|Fraulein Tina]], [[User:Theryguy512|Herr Ryguy]] and [[User:Shiny Noctowl|Herr Shiny]].
 
 
November 2007: UEP declared illegal. The other three disappear.
 
 
December 2007: Announces probable break.
 
 
July 2008: Takes break for 3 months
 
 
October 2008: Returns, disturbed by userspace ban.
 
 
Late October 2008: Gets pissed at [[User:Guardian|<b><span style="color:black">some random guy</span></b>]].
 
 
November 2008: Gets banned.
 
 
December 2008: Tries to leave Bulbapedia for good.
 
 
Late December 2008/Early January 2009: Forced to come back by [[User:Salminathas|<b><span style="color:black">some</span></b>]] [[User:Victorysaber|<b><span style="color:black">idiots</span></b>]] [[User:Saber-Chan|<b><span style="color:black">who are</span></b>]] [[User:Arutoa|<b><span style="color:black">stalking him</span></b>]]. Okay fine, they're not stalking me nor are they idiots. But they're close to stalking!
 
 
February 2009: Fraulein Tina returns. Bah, humbug. If Herr Wronguy and Her Shiny return too, then I'll...oh wai-
 
:18th: Herr Wronguy returns. Now, if only a certain Shiny would return, then the four of us would be back together, ja?
 
::...On second thoughts, that sounds like a bad idea to me. (This is why I don't like <s>childhood</s> old friends).
 
 
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As you can see, I'm responsible for the User Namespace policy. I'm also slightly responsible in the signature policy regarding line breaks, and I'm also indirectly responsible for the User Talk policy. Yes, I understand you all might be mad at me. Well, I have to say this:
 
 
"No one can change the past. The only thing we can do is
 
:strive to make up for our mistakes, so that we can find
 
::the way back to our path towards a brighter future."
 
:Naruhodō Ryūichi, Phoenix Wright.
 
 
So don't blame me, what's the past is the past. Now all we have to do is look forth in the hopes that BP will have a bright future.
 
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===The End===
 
Yes, yes, it was short. Don't blame me, that's all I could come up with on short notice.
 
 
*[http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/member.php?u=13773 <b><span style="color:black">BMGf, ThatKid</span></b>]
 
**[http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/member.php?u=13773#visitor_messaging <b><span style="color:black">The only way you should be able to contact me without MSN.</span></b>]
 
*[http://optimatum.deviantart.com <b><span style="color:black">deviantART, optimatum</span></b>]
 
*[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1468434/Ivan_Hoshikawa <b><span style="color:black">FF.net, Ivan Hoshikawa</span></b>]
 
*[mailto:optimatum@live.com <b><span style="color:black">Email</span></b>]
 
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Revision as of 14:46, 6 April 2009

I, Lelouch vi Britannia, command you to die.