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User:EvilKirikizan

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THIS IS THE USERPAGE FOR EVILKIRIKIZAN. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SANITY CENTRAL, THIS IS NOT IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A REGULAR SUNDAY MORNING, THIS IS NOT IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FARTING MOTORCYCLES, YOU'RE CLOSE. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE COOLEST USER OF ALL IN BULBAPEDIA, THIS IS IT!




Hello, one and all!

WORK IT HARDER, MAKE IT BETTER. DO IT FASTER, MAKES US STRONGER. MORE THAN EVER, HOUR AFTER. OUR WORK IS NEVER OVER.

Yah, sorry, unless that work refers to this awesome wiki of awesome awesomeness. I should get credit for that quote, perhaps a promotion to admin...

Dreamed the dust speck user. I'd never be able to be an admin unless i got a boatload of money to Magnedeth. Even then, I'm not sure if they'd let me. But even so, this wiki is awesome.

I've been getting info from here for a year now, but only two months ago did i become User: EvilKirikizan. I logged in to fix an error in Frillish's level in Driftveil City. And I've made some decent edits since then, so, yeah, I'm glad i got on the Bulbapedia train.


Below are sections including usertags, what I find annoying, and Sparta Pokémon that contribute to the invention of certain kinds of pizza. And yes, E.K.'s my username, RANDOMNESS is my usergame!

(DOCTOR OCTAFREAKINGMOTHERPUS BAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!)

453.png This user does not like shipping.
001.png This user is a non-legendary Pokémon trainer.
641.png This user identifies as male.
258Mudkip.png This user lieks Mudkipz.
150.png All your base are belong to us!
Spr 4d 443 m.png HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR? MARIO FIGHTS WITH SHROOMISH IN MOVIE 14!
000.png YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
399.png This user thinks that Bidoof is the strongest Pokémon of all.
Ash hat OS.png This user had to send in about a million postcards to win that hat.
Dialga Roar of Time.png This user can Shoop da Whoop.
649.png THIS IS SPARTA!!!
497.png THIS IS SPARTA!!!
160.png THIS IS SPARTA!!!
227.png THIS IS SPARTA!!!
200.png This user is SERIOUSLY CONFUSING...
560.png This user is too cool to go to school.
217.png ☆ This user's favorite hockey team is the Boston Bruins. ☆
120.png ☆ This user's favorite minor league hockey team is the Texas Stars. ☆
539.png ☆ This user's favorite baseball team is the Boston Red Sox. ☆
381.png ☆ This user's favorite minor league baseball team is the Round Rock Express. ☆
628.png ☆ This user's favorite football team is the New England Patriots. ☆
250.png ☆ This user's favorite soccer team is the New England Revolution. ☆

Spotlight on Bisharp

Most users here have their favorite pokemon, as do I, and for me it's Bisharp. Can't beat a dude in armor with blades for hands. Wait, Bisharp's not a dude at ALL. Hold it, wait...

(after about 15 hours of thinking)

Can't beat a Pokémon in armor with blades for hands.

Kirikizan? Who is THAT?

Japanese name of Bisharp. I created the name EvilKirikizan when the name Bisharp was not yet out, so I just went with what i had. I kind of like Kirikizan better anyways, so there you go. Come to think of it, there are only a few BW cases where i like the japanese names better than English ones. Like, Shubarugo for Escavalier. I like Escavalier a lot better.

What E.K. finds annoying

  • Having to explain the difference between fanon and canon
  • Losing small things in my overly messy house
  • Having to pay for full access to computer games
  • saving up a boatload of money to pay for a new DS
  • the smell of chewy fruit snacks
  • the taste of chocolate (i just got on so many people's hate list)
  • getting sticky juice on my hands after eating an orange
  • realizing i have homework that i didn't do
  • powder snow
  • Emolga when I'm trying to train on Audino
  • Ice-Types that kill my Serperior, Druddigon, Archeops, and/or Krookodile in BW
  • Having to correct grammar
  • Tripping on a box
    • Looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
      • Hurting my wrist while looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
        • (Must i go on?)

So it's a bit hard not to annoy me if you're around.


Other than Pokémon

Pokemon isn't the only game series that I like to play. Kirby, Mario, Sonic, and even Bakugan are among the many games I enjoy.

What E.K. is good at

  • doing two push-ups without burning out
  • eating Hawaiian pizza
  • eating in general
  • coming up with snazzy game names like Ultima and WarriorOmega (i am them)
  • making Pokemon fusions like my Sceptalafty (Sceptile, Salamence, Scrafty)
  • skipping school

what E.K. is terrible at

  • riding a bike with no hands on the handle bars
  • earning money by watching the Pokémon anime
  • not spoiling what will happen in an episode to whoever else is watching it
    • (Random person: What will Ash's egg hatch into? Me: Definitely not Scraggy. Probably Zekrom.)
  • rejecting a taco given to me
  • going a day without video games
  • Choosing a decent Electric-Type to fight Wallace with
  • Giving out relevant information on userpages
  • Drawing Zekrom Sugimori - style

Wikky

I hav a wikky on yoos full Pokey mon stratajees. If you wont to vizit my wikky, its rite heer. If yoo wont to joyn pleez wikky mayel mee and I wil inviet yoo. Thancs!

(If you don't understand any of that, just go to the wikky and forget about the rest.)

Random

  • GENESECT IS A SHOOP DA WHOOP BUG.
  • DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • Yes i am a fan of the Shoop da Whoop.
  • If i had a nickel for every time someone asked me to shut up, I'd be able to BUY myself a spot as an admin.
    • That's why I wish i could charge people for shutting me up.
      • I wish I'd shut up.
        • That's five cents!
  • This user fails at making usertags.
  • This user is SERIOUSLY CONFUSING.
  • Sandwich.
  • Dynamite.
  • Dynamite Sandwich.
  • We gon' rock this club, we can go all night...
  • We gon' light it up, like it's Dynamite!
  • 'Cause i told you once, now i told you twice...
  • (Dynamite don't rhyme, but that rhymes with rice!)
  • Screw gravity.
  • The square root of Blastoise is Venusaur and the square root of Pidgey is Charmander.
  • Duct tape is an essential. Never leave home without a roll of duct tape.
  • I just hate that move called Puke On Your Opponent To Nullify His Ability.
    • It's called Gastro Acid? Do I care?
  • THIS IS SPARTA!!!
    • THIS IS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY!
  • This user can rarely spell unnecessary, anesthetic, or supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I got lucky on all three of those.
  • I root for whatever hockey team is playing the Vancouver Canucks. I give offended Canadians permission to yell at me on my talk page.
  • My dad roots for whatever baseball team is playing the New York Yankees. Any New Yorkers can yell on my talk page and I will take messages to him.
  • I IS PSYCHIC.
  • Misdreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeavus...
  • Who came first? You be the judge!
    • I personally have no idea whatsoever. I tried asking my Cranidos if he knew, but Pokésaurs aren't that smart.
      • ONE HEAD SMASH INDUCED HOSPITALIZATION LATER
  • If anybody at all can figure out a point to Nyan Cat, please tell me.
  • SNORKELING CACTUS WEASELS
  • America's Got Talent is completely awesome.
  • EVERYBODY LIKES APPLEZ!!!
  • This section is insanely long. Be careful if you are eager to get to Current Events, and if you are, just scroll down.
  • HURR, DURR, DERP!
  • !PRED ,RRUD ,RRUH
  • .drawkcab sgniht lleps ot ycnednet a evah I
  • Ganarp.


Current Events

  • On 6/29/11, Javier Colon won the very first season of The Voice!
  • On 6/29/11, Bakugan Dimensions ended for good...


Well, i think it was clever to use this as a section. Anyways, this is where I'm going to randomly talk about random things. So, let's start. GO BOSTON BRUINS!!! They're my favorite hockey team. Hockey is my favorite sport. Pickles are my favorite form of a cucumber. And yes, cucumbers have a LOT to do with hockey. It's pretty complicated.

Anyway, Cucumbers. Hockey. Chinchillas! Chinchillas are awesome! OMG... I just realized I was wearing my right sandal on my left foot. And vice-versa, but you guessed that already. How do I know this?

I IS PSYCHIC.

Look to the right of where you are right now, it is the end of Kirinews. Enjoy it here while it is here, i will soon move it to a separate page, like my talk show. The link to my talk show is what we will ride next to a tiny bit later. Hmm... tum de tum tum tum... Chocolate sparta... Watchog... Ryan Seacrest...

Ah, here we are! Get off for the talk show if you want funny conversations between a bird and cocoon, or a mouse and a snake. Specifically, those are Tranquill, Swadloon, Pikachu, and Snivy, in that order. It'll be funny and to be edited later. Now i am directing you to another page of mine. Why?

IT'S CALLED ADVERTISING, OKAY?

I is sorry that me is yelling. Oh, and i just randomly put on my sandals again.

How did this conversation go from hockey to sandals?

IT WAS DARKRAI... HIS MANIPULATION. HE TELLS ME...

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!


Kirinews!

THIS IS KIRINEWS, THE PSYCHOTIC USER E.K.'S PLACE WHERE WE TAKE COMPLETELY RELEVANT NEWS AND MAKE IT FUNNY..

June 11 - Well, apparently Nintendo is under a threat of fishing. Sorry, my editor says it's phishing. That makes me kind of a dork. Anyways, I'm guessing that this particular kind of phishing isn't what i do for my Phinneon or Phrillish on my phree Phriday time. Hahaha I'm funny.

Currently, nobody knows who hacked it this time. It may have been LulzSec, as last time, or just some other hacker group named WaffleSec or something. Hmm, i need a waffle right about now.

ONE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER LATER

Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah. So, it could have been WaffleSec, or perhaps FriedChickenSec, or even YourMotherSec. Who knows?

I've been trying to send my new invention, PorygonZ, to check it out, but he's not working that well. I'm just glad the franchise decided to take him in. Unlike my PorygonSparta, which caused a huge volcanic eruption that formed an island chain. Guess you can thank him for Hawaiian pizza.

All jokes aside, the fact that Nintendo has gone phishing could be potentially dangerous to Phrillish, waffles, and Hawaiian pizza alike. Let's hope they plug up the gap soon. Hmm, i need another waffle right about now.

Talking show

Just look.


Awards

I award Mudkip for best meme.

I award Ash's Infernape for most growth during a series of the anime.

I award Ash's Palpitoad for most pointlessly caught Pokemon.

I award Misty's Psyduck for most comedic Pokémon.

I award Kirikizan for awesomest Pokémon.

I award Eelektross, A.K.A. Shibirudon, for catchiest Japanese name.

I award Alomomola for catchiest name.


BATTLE ME (fake)




That's about it. I'll see you later.






FAILED attempts at this page...

Hello, all ye users who see me page. (No wait, I'm not a pirate)

Like, Chobomaki for Escavalier (Wait, Shubarugo. Oh, for the love of Petilil!)

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