User:EvilKirikizan

THIS IS THE USERPAGE FOR EVILKIRIKIZAN. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SANITY CENTRAL, THIS IS NOT IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A REGULAR SUNDAY MORNING, THIS IS NOT IT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FARTING MOTORCYCLES, YOU'RE CLOSE. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE COOLEST USER OF ALL IN BULBAPEDIA, THIS IS IT!

Hello, one and all!

WORK IT HARDER, MAKE IT BETTER. DO IT FASTER, MAKES US STRONGER. MORE THAN EVER, HOUR AFTER. OUR WORK IS NEVER OVER.

Yah, sorry, unless that work refers to this awesome wiki of awesome awesomeness. I should get credit for that quote, perhaps a promotion to admin...

If i keep hoping that I'm gonna be an admin, I'm going to dream my head off. That's why I keep a Munna around at all times.

I'm back from a long absence of mystery. The truth is, I just needed to take a little break, but I recently got a Flipnote Hatena account, and it got in the way of the Pedia. But I'm back now, so... yeh. I learned how to oFTo there.

But Anyways. I've been on this wiki for about six months, which is long enough for me to fail about five times. Two of those are epic fails, and two are Ultimate Fails. I'm trying to cut down on those now. Most of my edits are minor, but once in a while, I'll help the wiki more than usual and give out a large edit, like the water section on Pinwheel Forest. I'm trying to find opportunities like that.

Well, not much else to say. Except this:

DOCTOR OCTAFREAKINGMOTHERPUS BAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

	This user does not like shipping.

	This user is a non-legendary Pokémon trainer.

	This user identifies as male.

	This user lieks Mudkipz.

	All your base are belong to us!

	HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR? THERE WAS NEVER ANY ANSWER TO THE PROBLEM 2 + 2! 4 IS A LIE!

	YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.

	This user thinks that Bidoof is the strongest Pokémon of all.

	This user had to send in about a million postcards to win that hat.

	This user can Shoop da Whoop.

	THIS IS SPARTA!!!

	THIS IS SPARTA!!!

	THIS IS SPARTA!!!

	THIS IS SPARTA!!!

	This user is SERIOUSLY CONFUSING...

	☆ This user's favorite hockey team is the Boston Bruins. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite minor league hockey team is the Texas Stars. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite baseball team is the Boston Red Sox. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite minor league baseball team is the Round Rock Express. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite football team is the New England Patriots. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite soccer team is the New England Revolution. ☆

	This user never uses swear words.

	☆ This user's favorite Bug-type Pokémon is Scizor. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Dark-type Pokémon is Mightyena. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Dragon-type Pokémon is Hydreigon. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Electric-type Pokémon is Luxray. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Fighting-type Pokémon is Hitmonlee. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Fire-type Pokémon is Infernape. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Flying-type Pokémon is Staraptor. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Ghost-type Pokémon is Jellicent. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Grass-type Pokémon is Serperior. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Ground-type Pokémon is Garchomp. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Ice-type Pokémon is Glalie. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Normal-type Pokémon is Bouffalant. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Poison-type Pokémon is Weezing. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Psychic-type Pokémon is Alakazam. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Rock-type Pokémon is Rampardos. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Steel-type Pokémon is Kirikizan. ☆

	☆ This user's favorite Water-type Pokémon is Swampert. ☆

	FALCON PUNCH!!!

Because that was completely necessary.

	This user doesn't like cheating in Pokémon games.

	This user is a Slow Starter.

	This user strives for administratorship.

MUNNA, WHERE ARE YOU?

	Where in the world could she be?

I can't figure it out, because

	This user doesn't know whether to liek Mudkipz or not.

Meaning I already have enough problems on my hands. Speaking of hands,

	Pull my finger!

	This user will fight against vandals.

Vandals are just a combination of very creative minds... and criminal minds.

	This user plays in sandboxes.

	This user eats candy.

Gummy bears. Yuss.

	This user plays ice hockey.

	This user plays basketball.

	This user can alter the flow of time with just one word.

History of E.K.

One rainy day in some random, recent year, I wanted to look up an image of a Pokemon, Gardevoir, I think. But I was on Web instead of Images. The first link was Bulbapedia, which seemed interesting...

So I clicked the link and discovered how awesome Bulbagarden was. For a while, I roamed Bulbapedia just like anyone else who knows nothing about Pokémon. Eventually, around March of 2010, I went on the Main Page and discovered Bulbanews. I got sucked into that too. I was LOVING IT.

But one day, when I was really excited about how i got Pokemon BW, I went to the page of Driftveil City, and noticed that it said Frillish could be caught at level 5-18. O_O → °O° → ☆U☆

I realized that since I knew that was wrong, I could help. So I logged into Bulbapedia in April 2011 under the name of EvilKirikizan. I realized too late, though, that nobody could edit it at the time. ☆U☆ → °O° → O_O I was crushed, and I waited and waited, which seemed GRUELING because the time slowed down passing through my eagerness. Eventually, editing was back up, and INSTANTLY, Frillish was fixed. I had a purpose.

That same day, I went for a 500 edits in one day achievement. I discovered i was too new, slow, stupid, without determination, tired, and busy doing homework for that to happen. So, for now I'm waiting for the rest of my life to explode so I can get back to that.

Eventually, I made an account in Bulbanews, too. I'm not planning to do as much with that as I have here, but oh, am I going to try and do something. The story will be up when that happens.

It was in a sunny day in July that I was alerted that one of my subpages broke a policy. I was crushed all over again, but I learned a valuable lesson. Read da POLICIES! I've been doing a bit better now, and I think that with each mistake I make I will get closer to being able to move that Munna aside and make my dreams become reality.

The rest of this section is coming soon.

Spotlight on Bisharp

Most users here have their favorite pokemon, as do I, and for me it's Bisharp. Can't beat a dude in armor with blades for hands. Wait, Bisharp's not a dude at ALL. Hold it, wait...

(after about 15 hours of thinking)

Can't beat a Pokémon in armor with blades for hands.

Kirikizan? Who is THAT?

Japanese name of Bisharp. I created the name EvilKirikizan when the name Bisharp was not yet out, so I just went with what i had. I kind of like Kirikizan better anyways, so there you go. Come to think of it, there are only a few BW cases where i like the japanese names better than English ones. Like, Shubarugo for Escavalier. I like Escavalier a lot better.

What E.K. finds annoying

• Having to explain the difference between fanon and canon
• Losing small things in my overly messy house
• Having to pay for full access to computer games
• saving up a boatload of money to pay for a new DS
• the smell of chewy fruit snacks
• the taste of chocolate (i just got on so many people's hate list)
• getting sticky juice on my hands after eating an orange
• realizing i have homework that i didn't do
• powder snow
• Emolga when I'm trying to train on Audino
• Ice-Types that kill my Serperior, Druddigon, Archeops, and/or Krookodile in BW
• Having to correct grammar
• Tripping on a box
  • Looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
    • Hurting my wrist while looking like an idiot while tripping on a box
      • (Must i go on?)

So it's a bit hard not to annoy me if you're around.

Other than Pokémon

Pokemon isn't the only game series that I like to play. Kirby, Mario, Sonic, and even Bakugan are among the many games I enjoy.

What E.K. is good at

• doing two push-ups without burning out
• eating Hawaiian pizza
• eating in general
• coming up with snazzy game names like Ultima and WarriorOmega (i am them)
• making Pokemon fusions like my Sceptalafty (Sceptile, Salamence, Scrafty)
• skipping school

what E.K. is terrible at

• riding a bike with no hands on the handle bars
• earning money by watching the Pokémon anime
• not spoiling what will happen in an episode to whoever else is watching it
  • (Random person: What will Ash's egg hatch into? Me: Definitely not Scraggy. Probably Zekrom.)
• rejecting a taco given to me
• going a day without video games
• Choosing a decent Electric-Type to fight Wallace with
• Giving out relevant information on userpages
• Drawing Zekrom Sugimori - style

Wikky

I hav a wikky on yoos full Pokey mon stratajees. If you wont to vizit my wikky, its rite heer. If yoo wont to joyn pleez wikky mayel mee and I wil inviet yoo. Thancs!

(If you don't understand any of that, just go to the wikky and forget about the rest.)

Random

• GENESECT IS A SHOOP DA WHOOP BUG.
• DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BAAAAAAAAAAH!
• Yes i am a fan of the Shoop da Whoop.
• If i had a nickel for every time someone asked me to shut up, I'd be able to BUY myself a spot as an admin.
  • That's why I wish i could charge people for shutting me up.
    • I wish I'd shut up.
      • That's five cents!
• This user fails at making usertags.
• This user is SERIOUSLY CONFUSING.
• Sandwich.
• Dynamite.
• Dynamite Sandwich.
• We gon' rock this club, we can go all night...
• We gon' light it up, like it's Dynamite!
• 'Cause i told you once, now i told you twice...
• (Dynamite don't rhyme, but that rhymes with rice!)
• Screw gravity.
• The square root of Blastoise is Venusaur and the square root of Pidgey is Charmander.
• Duct tape is an essential. Never leave home without a roll of duct tape.
• I just hate that move called Puke On Your Opponent To Nullify His Ability.
  • It's called Gastro Acid? Do I care?
• THIS IS SPARTA!!!
  • THIS IS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY!
• This user can rarely spell unnecessary, anesthetic, or supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. I got lucky on all three of those.
• I root for whatever hockey team is playing the Vancouver Canucks. I give offended Canadians permission to yell at me on my talk page.
• My dad roots for whatever baseball team is playing the New York Yankees. Any New Yorkers can yell on my talk page and I will take messages to him.
• I IS PSYCHIC.
• Misdreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeavus...
• Who came first? You be the judge!
  • I personally have no idea whatsoever. I tried asking my Cranidos if he knew, but Pokésaurs aren't that smart.
    • ONE HEAD SMASH INDUCED HOSPITALIZATION LATER
• If anybody at all can figure out a point to Nyan Cat, please tell me.
• SNORKELING CACTUS WEASELS
• America's Got Talent is completely awesome.
• EVERYBODY LIKES APPLEZ!!!
• This section is insanely long. Be careful if you are eager to get to Current Events, and if you are, just scroll down.
• HURR, DURR, DERP!
• !PRED ,RRUD ,RRUH
• .drawkcab sgniht lleps ot ycnednet a evah I
• Ganarp.
• Hallo, I em louking foor a wary eemportint dokooment i lost here in foony accent lawnd.
• KirikirikirikirikirikiriKIZAN!!!
• Three. Two. One. *FARTS* liftoff!
• Together, we can keep the elves out of the competition.
• JAMES WAS BETTER!
• Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunfissssssssk.
• Your car just exploded.
  • If you don't have a car, your brain just exploded.
    • If you don't have a car or a brain, all of your remaining identity has been eradicated from Sectors 505-KLL, 823-IOT, and 911-FTW.
• Katy Perry the platypus.
• l liek kittens
• What the EXPLOSION!
• The TV remote is inadvertently lowering the volume of this computer.

Current Events

• On 7/5/11, the Vegas Week of AGT started.
• On 6/29/11, Javier Colon won the very first season of The Voice!
• On 6/29/11, Bakugan Dimensions ended for good...

Quotes and Conversations

Add Crobat to Golbat and it's like pickle relish! (what?) -EvilKirikizan

EvilKirkizan: Rebecca Black has no talent whatsoever.

My friend (who we will refer to as EpicZekrom): I know.

E.K.: Does she have any albums?

E.Z.: No, she's a one hit wonder.

E.K.: Oh.

E.Z.: 'Wonder' is kind of an overstatement.

E.K.: Well, it is a wonder how she ever got so popular. -EvilKirkizan and EpicZekrom

THIS! IS! Two o-clock P.M. - EvilKirikizan

I can't believe that she's nearly two feet shorter than her husband! -EvilKirikizan

(to EpicZekrom) Is something wrong with you? No, wait, let me rephrase that. Is something wrong with you besides the usual? - EvilKirikizan

EvilKirikizan: Wait, do you think your baby cousin will be able to eat this? (hands E.Z. a birthday cupcake)

EpicZekrom: She'll eat anything. She'll eat something like a Triple Whopper™ in a matter of seconds.

E.K.: That's your cousin, alright.

No, I WON'T shut up! -EvilKirikizan (on multiple occasions)

Hey, just to warn you, I farted. -EvilKirikizan

Talking show

Just look.

Awards

I award Mudkip for best meme.

I award Ash's Infernape for most growth during a series of the anime.

I award Misty's Psyduck for most comedic Pokémon.

I award Kirikizan for awesomest Pokémon.

I award Eelektross, A.K.A. Shibirudon, for catchiest Japanese name.

I award Alomomola for catchiest name.

Undoubtedly random octopus

I named this section after an octopus, because that is the documentary i am watching right now. The plural of octopus is octo pie. Octo pie and octo cake are definitely related, but octo pizza is more of a distant cousin and is related to squid pizza more than the rest of the octos. The family of octos use their distinct food-like scents to drift through the sea and lure in prey. Prey includes crabs, lobsters, hotdog fish, and, for the octo Value Meal (because of its great size), smaller octos and squids. Cannibalism is common in all octos, but cannonball-ism is only present in the octo warships. The smaller octos, ranging from octo cookies to octo waffles, eat smaller things like plankton and gummy sharks. Occasionally, octos will crawl out on land and eat what they can find, at least for a few minutes, because of their need for ocean water. Usually they get their hands (tentacles?) on things they serve at tropical coasts, such as Hawaiian pizza and coconut milk.

This is the last of the octos we will hear about for now. But protect your Hawaiian pizza - they enjoy it as much as I do.

BATTLE US (fake)

Pokémon Trainer Syren Accumula Town Black Pokémon Trainer and Professor Syren Oak Accumula Town Black Reward: $5100

File:Spr 4 395.png Types: Water Steel Ability: Torrent Held item: Sitrus Berry Empoleon♂ Lv.70 Flash Cannon Steel Special   --       Attract Normal Status   --       Hydro Pump Water Physical   --       Aqua Ring Water Status   --       File:Spr 4 389.png Type: Grass Unknown Ability: Overgrow Held item: Grass Gem Torterra♂ Lv.67 Razor Leaf Grass Physical   --       Leech Seed Grass Status   --       Giga Drain Grass Special   --       Earthquake Ground Physical   --       File:Spr 4 428.png Type: Normal Unknown Ability: Cute Charm Held item: Normal Gem Lopunny♂ Lv.65 Dizzy Punch Normal Physical   --       Attract Normal Status   --       Agility Psychic Status   --       Jump Kick Fighting Physical   --       File:Spr 4 417.png Type: Electric Unknown Ability: Pickup Held item: Electric Gem Pachirisu♂ Lv.65 Super Fang Normal Physical   --       Electro Ball Electric Special   --       Bide Normal Physical   --       Thunder Electric Special   --       File:Spr 4 448.png Types: Fighting Steel Ability: Steadfast Held item: Fighting Gem Lucario♂ Lv.65 Aura Sphere Fighting Special   --       Blaze Kick Fire Physical   --       Detect Fighting Status   --       Bullet Punch Steel Physical   --       File:Spr 4 392.png Types: Fire Fighting Ability: Blaze Held item: Fire Gem Infernape♂ Lv.65 Close Combat Fighting Physical   --       Acrobatics Flying Physical   --       Calm Mind Physical Status   --       Flamethrower Fire Special   --

Pokémon Trainer Darkman Black City or White Forest Black Pokémon Trainer and Professor Darkman Oak Black City or White Forest Black Reward: $5100

File:Spr 4 628.png Types: Normal Flying Ability: Sheer Force Held item: Flying Gem Braviary♂ Lv.65 Bulk Up Fighting Status   --       Brave Bird Flying Physical   --       Thrash Normal Physical   --       Whirlwind Normal Status   --       File:Spr 4 538.png Type: Fighting Unknown Ability: Guts Held item: Fighting Gem Throh♂ Lv.65 Circle Throw Fighting Physical   --       Storm Throw Fighting Physical   --       Superpower Fighting Physical   --       Reversal Fighting Physical   --       File:Spr 4 523.png Type: Electric Unknown Ability: Motor Drive Held item: Electric Gem Zebstrika♂ Lv.67 Wild Charge Electric Physical   --       Flame Charge Fire Physical   --       Agility Psychic Status   --       Discharge Electric Special   --       File:Spr 4 503.png Type: Water Unknown Ability: Torrent Held item: Sitrus Berry Samurott♂ Lv.70 Swords Dance Normal Status   --       Aqua Tail Water Physical   --       Toxic Poison Status   --       Waterfall Water Physical   --       File:Spr 4 614.png Type: Ice Unknown Ability: Snow Cloak Held item: Ice Gem Beartic♂ Lv.65 Icicle Crash Ice Physical   --       Superpower Fighting Physical   --       Hail Ice Status   --       Sheer Cold Ice Special   --       File:Spr 4 632.png Types: Bug Steel Ability: Swarm Held item: Bug Gem Durant♂ Lv.65 Metal Sound Steel Status   --       X-Scissor Bug Physical   --       Guillotine Normal Physical   --       Iron Head Steel Physical   --

File:BW Hilbert.png Pokémon Trainer Ultima Opelucid City Black Pokémon Trainer and Professor Ultima Oak Opelucid City Black Reward: $10200

File:Spr 4 553.png Types: Ground Dark Ability: Intimidate Held item: Ground Gem Krookodile♂ Lv.65 Bulk Up Fighting Status   --       Outrage Dragon Physical   --       Earthquake Ground Physical   --       Strength Normal Physical   --       File:Spr 4 500.png Types: Fire Fighting Ability: Blaze Held item: Fire Gem Emboar♂ Lv.65 Flare Blitz Fire Physical   --       Strength Normal Physical   --       Heat Crash Fire Physical   --       Brick Break Fighting Physical   --       File:Spr 4 593.png Types: Water Ghost Ability: Cursed Body Held item: Water Gem Jellicent Lv.65 Waterfall Water Physical   --       Dive Water Physical   --       Shadow Ball Ghost Special   --       Hydro Pump Water Special   --       File:Spr 4 621.png Type: Dragon Unknown Ability: Sheer Force Held item: Dragon Gem Druddigon♂ Lv.65 Outrage Dragon Physical   --       Surf Water Special   --       Dragon Claw Dragon Physical   --       Superpower Fighting Physical   --       File:Spr 4 567.png Types: Rock Flying Ability: Defeatist Held item: None Archeops♂ Lv.67 Fly Flying Physical   --       Thrash Normal Physical   --       Attract Normal Status   --       Acrobatics Flying Physical   --       File:Spr 4 497.png Type: Grass Unknown Ability: Overgrow Held item: Sitrus Berry Serperior♂ Lv.70 Leaf Blade Grass Physical   --       Leaf Storm Grass Special   --       Gastro Acid Poison Status   --       Frenzy Plant Grass Special   --

Warrior Tower

WARNING - UNFINISHED!

Pardon the RSE, It is leftover from the page i got the wikicode from. Enjoyz!

Warrior Tower is an enormous building built thousands of years ago. It was a sacred landmark at the time, and thousands of Claydol guarded it in the past. As time passed, the building became less sacred and was abandoned, even by most of the Claydol (though some Baltoy and Claydol still reside here today). It is rumored that a legendary Pokémon resides here and controls the flow of time, which is why fossil Pokémon can be caught here. Also, sometimes there are people transported to a lower floor, like a space warp, and strange dark purple holes that can randomly appear, which further pushes that rumor. Along with the fossils, at least 170 other species of Pokémon consider the 41 floors their home. Trainers have recently considered this a great place to train, and use only Pokémon that they caught. It is very hard to get to the top, so good luck.

Pokémon	Games						Location	Levels	Rate
Shuppet	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Porygon2	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Kadabra	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Pawniard	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Growlithe	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Yamask	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Koffing	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Dragonair	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Electabuzz	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Omanyte	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Kabuto	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Lileep	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Anorith	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Cranidos	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Shieldon	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Tirtouga	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Archen	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Baltoy	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Corphish	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Sneasel	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
Cherubi	R		S		E		1F-20F	50-58	1%
A colored background means that the Pokémon can be found in this location in the specified game. A white background with a colored letter means that the Pokémon cannot be found here.

That's about it. I'll see you later.

FAILED attempts at this page...

Hello, all ye users who see me page. (No wait, I'm not a pirate)

Like, Chobomaki for Escavalier (Wait, Shubarugo. Oh, for the love of Petilil!)